Comments on: Viagra isn’t banned, ExtenZe is

By: blackdonnelly

blackdonnelly — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 07:16:11 +0000

And just remember, folks, one should seek immediate medical attention for any “extension” that last for 4 hours or longer……

By: fister30

fister30 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 03:04:34 +0000

Is it too early to guess which team will be featured on Hard knocks next year?

By: chi01town

chi01town — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:59:09 +0000

With a million ways to cut corners and gain some kind of edge the players will always find another way to cheat. These guys are NOT stupid. They are college students with all kinds of majors or this story will not end.

By: demolition510

demolition510 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:51:14 +0000

My boy Louis Murphy approves

By: 2difshoe

2difshoe — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:37:50 +0000

Wait, are we talking about football, sword fighting or pole vaulting.

By: 2difshoe

2difshoe — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:32:32 +0000

This will make carring 2 cups of coffee a dozen donuts alot easier.

By: idolized1

idolized1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:31:18 +0000

No Extenze?

Charles Haley don’t care!

By: kp071310

kp071310 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:23:51 +0000

But 13 out of the last 15 he wins so…..

By: 2difshoe

2difshoe — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:23:33 +0000

Gives a new definition of ” Third and Long ! “

By: 2difshoe

2difshoe — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:21:15 +0000

Yeah with the inclusion of Viagra , now the halftime show will include a ring toss compitition.

By: numberonesteelersfan

numberonesteelersfan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:20:32 +0000

not i understand why matt schaub was in so much pain after suh’s kick. Being kicked there is one thing but while on viagra…

By: wwwfella

wwwfella — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:19:25 +0000

does viagra help a qb find a tight end??

By: grogansneck

grogansneck — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:19:09 +0000

ExTenze will make the suspension longer.

By: nonjaghater

nonjaghater — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:18:54 +0000

Wait for it… wasn’t that really a long hard look. Oops

By: ghjjf

ghjjf — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:18:41 +0000

The league needs to test cromartie for these banned substances.

By: 2difshoe

2difshoe — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:18:26 +0000

With Viagra allowed, sure won’t be a shoratge of towel hooks in the locker room !

By: 2difshoe

2difshoe — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:16:27 +0000

Well, with Viagra, doesn’t it ExtenZe ?

By: wwwfella

wwwfella — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:15:54 +0000

gives a whole new meaning to deep ball across the middle….LMAO

By: numberonesteelersfan

numberonesteelersfan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:14:39 +0000

that sounds painful while wearing a cup for 3 hours

By: jeffpeabody

jeffpeabody — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:13:35 +0000

Wasn’t there a news article a few years ago about a player getting pulled over and searched and they found Viagra on him? Maybe this has been going on for a while.

By: genericcommenter

genericcommenter — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:12:18 +0000

I guess this is surprising- that Extenze has some real steroid as an ingredient. Since most rational people would think that Extenze doesn’t, you know, actually “enhance” things, and that such “d pills” are pretty much a scam. I’m surprised at how mainstream these things have become and continue to be. So maybe they do help something- since everyone knows they don’t extend, you know.

By: abninf

abninf — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:10:44 +0000

So now all the players who get busted for cocaine or steroids will claim it was ExtenZe, since they know we’ve caught on to the Adderall lie.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:09:19 +0000

I like that athletes will happily admit “I wasn’t cheating, I just (have a small weiner/receding hairline)”….

I’d be like….”Got me. I was totally cheating.”

By: thekiller678

thekiller678 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:08:26 +0000

Wouldn’t wanna be QB if my big 330 pound center is using Viagra. i doubt his weight is the only thing about him that’s huge.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:07:05 +0000

Jose Theodore, goalie for the Blackhawks at the time (IIRC) was suspended for using Propecia.

And I think the Extenze ban is just because they don’t want players carrying weapons onto the field.

By: donny1rodriguez

donny1rodriguez — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:06:15 +0000

why jimmy johnson? why?

By: iamthorny

iamthorny — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:06:09 +0000

How can you ban ExtenZe from a “game of inches”?

By: benh999

benh999 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:03:22 +0000

ED and bald pills — finally something Florio is qualified to comment on.

By: onlypeoplewhostarveforattentionbegforlikes

onlypeoplewhostarveforattentionbegforlikes — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:02:00 +0000

I’m all for Viagara in the NFL. It helps promote “stiff” competition.

By: yourmomcalled

yourmomcalled — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 01:59:38 +0000

bathroomben7 says:Nov 29, 2012 8:57 PM

Jay Cutler doesn’t need Extenze. He’s known for his skill with the long ball and his deep accuracy.

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but half the time he hits the wrong target