Comments on: Fred Smoot arrested for DUI

By: thejuddstir

thejuddstir — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 01:58:27 +0000

That’s the same thing Smootie use to do when he was faced with tackling someone……..he pissed in his pants!

By: 1standinches

1standinches — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:37:05 +0000

Somebody peed in my pants!

By: abninf

abninf — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:32:40 +0000

An idiot drives drunk. A guy with an IQ of 1 drives drunk with no tags.

By: 2ndaryinsanity

2ndaryinsanity — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:27:01 +0000

@ stopdk12….”harmless???” Driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs is anything but harmless. Thousands of people die each year because ass wipes like Smoot get behind the wheel

By: JSpicoli

JSpicoli — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:14:30 +0000

Smooted

By: Duckhomie

Duckhomie — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:44:54 +0000

Vikings fan who suffered through this turds curse…so glad we all feel the same way.

By: stopdk12

stopdk12 — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:24:35 +0000

love Fred Smoot… harmless character, great for laughs!

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:24:32 +0000

Fred was observed to have “watery” eyes. Police later concluded it was probably alchohol sloshing around in them.

By: charge1

charge1 — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:18:29 +0000

Smooooooot

By: mjkelly77

mjkelly77 — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:17:59 +0000

Once a Redskin, always a Redskin. Can’t wait for bob griffin jr. to fall into the trap. “But Officer, I played one year in the NFL. Don’t you remember me, man?”.

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:17:04 +0000

“O.K., sir, what is your name?”.
“Smoot”.

“No, your real name.”.
“Smoot”.

“Have you been drinking or something?”.

By: billsfan1

billsfan1 — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:53:44 +0000

Should have used the restroom before he left “the sizzler”

By: questforthesixthnotthelast2013

questforthesixthnotthelast2013 — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:51:57 +0000

I think someone stole his tags and then got him drunk!

By: tinkletinkleonyourstar

tinkletinkleonyourstar — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:40:11 +0000

rumor has it he was hanging with fellow former redskins- alcoholics riggo and sonny.

By: patriots123456

patriots123456 — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:37:41 +0000

Mississii Alumni!

Hey where are the two Ps that should be in Mississippi.

Why they are running down Smoot’s leg of course.

By: buhbay1c

buhbay1c — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:35:53 +0000

Freddy Smoot? More like Freddy Rumsen (for the “Mad Men” enthusiasts).

By: orivar

orivar — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:02:42 +0000

That’s beyond wasted. Who the hell let him drive like that?

By: ravenmuscle

ravenmuscle — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:00:02 +0000

It all fits…when you get into a car with no tags after getting plastered you certainly wouldn’t know when you have to take a leak.

By: 3fingerlenny

3fingerlenny — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:56:30 +0000

Class guy

By: schmitty2

schmitty2 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:48:57 +0000

I guess the fact he had no tags on his car is now a “Smoot” point

By: polapea

polapea — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:46:29 +0000

Let’s follow the logic:
-car has no tags
-been drinking all night.

Sounds good, let’s roll.

By: fruitcovejag

fruitcovejag — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:45:50 +0000

Everyone thinks that the police, in that situation, are trying to embarrass or humiliate. They are professionals, but they are human as well. Although Fred by no means is a model citizen, and probably was very talkative that particular night, he ran across the wrong officer. Hopefully he learns his lesson. Big thanks to all the officers and all they do as well. They probably saved his life …but also thought he could stand to be humbled a little. We could all benefit from the latter though.

By: gator2006

gator2006 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:44:35 +0000

Joe Theismann Approves

By: speedback

speedback — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:39:26 +0000

Mississippi State Alumni; We Believe!

By: Manbearpig

Manbearpig — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:17:06 +0000

Three fourths of the world is covered with water. The other fourth is covered by Fred Smoots urine.

By: Stiller43

Stiller43 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:13:01 +0000

You aint cool…unless you pee your pants!!!

On a serious note, you gotta be pretty wasted to pee yourself without even recognizing he had to. Wonder what his BAC was.

By: raynman49

raynman49 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:10:35 +0000

At least he didn’t go Al Roker on ‘em.

By: jason1214

jason1214 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:10:14 +0000

His career was very “peeing down his leg” also

By: matt4477

matt4477 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:07:06 +0000

Balls to the walls ! Smooty knows how to party!

By: rickastleydancemoves

rickastleydancemoves — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:04:13 +0000

I wondered what Cap’n Smoot been up to these days.