Your flowing tears taste sweet. Your anger-induced high blood pressure brings warmth and joy to our hearts. Your unoriginal and tired rants are like the dulcet tones of a passel of first violins.

Your sheer agony brings us fits of laughter, uncontrollable gleeful laughter!

We shall think of you as we look lovingly on the new Lombardi Trophy brought home by our heroes, as we also shall cheer loudly when the new Ray Lewis statue is unveiled.

You shall be vexed. Vexed by it all!! And we…we shall cheer. Loudly. Again. And again. And again!! It shall be as a monument to your continued dismay…

Continue on haters…For we are basking in the incandescent glow of your palpable pain. And we hope and pray to the football gods that your pain is endless, as if you are burning in hell.

The City of Baltimore thanks you. I thank you.

All yall Bmore haters can stay the hell out, its not your city and we can put up statues to whoever we want. We got a Frank Zappa statue and a terrible Man/Woman thing at the train station already.

Don’t come to Bmore. When you get some awful cancer and you’re all like “waaaaah, cure my cancer Hopkins” we’re gonna be all like GTFO. You get no crabcakes, no gold medals, no lombardi trophies, and next time Britain comes a knockn’ we just might pretend we don’t see ‘em.

Go to hell morons.

And I mean that

Sincerely,

Bmore

Amazing what they can do with cow flop these days.

Worst thing about people that try to think beyond their true intelligence.

Look! Now I’m just as unoriginal as all of the others on here! Wow…it’s funny!

Because…you know he was involved and all. Like 12 years ago and…you know so that’s what makes this comment so funny. Right? I mean…I’m funny when I put that because nobody ever thought of that comment. At least not on this website. SMH

Don’t insult the greatest boxer of all time by comparing him to slash…it shows you are very young indeed..

Johnny Unitas is, arguably, one of the top 2-3 quarterbacks of all time and a role model off the field and is, by any measure, statue-worthy.

Is Ray Lewis even in the top 10 all-time of linebackers? I’d say maybe yes without bothering to list them but…is he a role model off the field? I think not…being convicted of an obstruction of justice charge in a murder case is pretty damaging to that image.

LT and DT were both outside linebackers, while Ray Lewis was a MLB. You can’t really compare the two. Two entirely different positions. LT and DT’s primary job was to pass rush. I’ll readily concede that both are better pass rushers than Ray Lewis ever was. However, LT and DT were not nearly as great as Ray was at stopping the run and coverage.

As far as Jack Lambert, yes Lambert is an all-time great. I’d probably rank him 2nd or 3rd all time as far as MLBs go. Here’s why Ray’s better: Every team is constantly searching for the next Ray Lewis. With all due respect to Jack Lambert, I haven’t heard any team look for another Jack Lambert.

Also, to not even mention Dick Butkus shows how little you know about football.

Haters bow to the Kings of the NFL!

LOL. Love it.

“..The tears of the haters taste so delicious!…”

I think you’re confused.
What you hear is hysterical laughter.

To compare this to religion is a huge stretch, and an obvious dig at Lewis who wears his religion is on his sleeve.

Mount Rushmore, the Lincoln Memorial, are not about worship, but recognition and history.