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Desmond Bryant provides a mugshot for the ages

The list of the all-time best celebrity mugshots isn’t a long one.  Nick Nolte, with his crazy-ass hair.  Tom DeLay, with his smug-ass smile.  Michael Jackson, with his whatever-in-the-hell-that-was.

Speaking of whatever in the hell that was, how about the mugshot provided by Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant?

Bryant, who played college football at Harvard, struck a humorous pose after being arrested for criminal mischief over the weekend.

The folks at Deadspin have launched a Photoshop contest.  Enjoy.  And feel free to add one of your own.

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47 Responses to “Desmond Bryant provides a mugshot for the ages”
  1. oakfosho says: Feb 25, 2013 8:54 PM

    Looks more like “big country” Tommy Kelly.

  2. cwk22 says: Feb 25, 2013 8:58 PM

    Looks more like another athlete who thinks the rules don’t apply to him.

  3. trevor123698 says: Feb 25, 2013 8:58 PM

    this dude has got to be cracked out in this pic

  4. logicalvoicesays says: Feb 25, 2013 8:59 PM

    Thats how the Cowboys, Giants and Eagle defenders look after dealing with RGIII and the Redskins.

  5. j0esixpack says: Feb 25, 2013 9:01 PM

    Why would you need to photoshop that? It’s hilarious as is. That guy has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

  6. finfogducker says: Feb 25, 2013 9:03 PM

    Which item in the group listed below is out of place?

    A. Miami
    B. Raiders
    C. Harvard
    D. Arrest

  7. rayguyreturns says: Feb 25, 2013 9:05 PM

    You must be bored and it’s only a short time into the off season.

  8. 808raiderinparadise says: Feb 25, 2013 9:05 PM

    Crazy thing … he graduated from Harvard.

    Undrafted guy … played well, FA now and OAK got leverage with this incident.

    Nice picture.

  9. dredddog says: Feb 25, 2013 9:06 PM

    Check that guy for a concussion!

  10. Christian says: Feb 25, 2013 9:06 PM

    Let’s not forget Glenn Campbell’s mugshot. Maybe the greatest ever…

  11. jkulha86 says: Feb 25, 2013 9:06 PM

    And this dude is a millionaire. Let that set in

  12. swmirdr says: Feb 25, 2013 9:06 PM

    Way to use that Harvard education Desmond….

  13. raiderinva says: Feb 25, 2013 9:06 PM

    He looks like he swallowed a catchers mitt, for softball.

    The part that is really disappointing is that this is exactly what Dennis Allen and Reggie McKenzie have preached against being in the locker room. Bryant has been awesome one the field and off until this, and I would hope that is taken into consideration.

    I can only hope that the picture was taken while he was yelling “Go Harvard Beat Yale”

  14. doe22us says: Feb 25, 2013 9:09 PM

    His neck looks like tree trunks damn.

  15. raiderssf says: Feb 25, 2013 9:10 PM

    This is how most of us looked after watching the Raiders play this season.

  16. brooklynniner19 says: Feb 25, 2013 9:11 PM

    ” Franks & beans” LOL !!!

  17. firestarter0728 says: Feb 25, 2013 9:13 PM

    That’s the same look he had when he was named Valedictorian at Harvard.

  18. explosionsauce says: Feb 25, 2013 9:15 PM

    It looks like he glued that beard on

  19. mbboats06 says: Feb 25, 2013 9:27 PM

    Mouth breather!! Hahhaha

  20. Stiller43 says: Feb 25, 2013 9:28 PM

    Looks like he’s at an audition for “Simple Jack”

  21. kane337 says: Feb 25, 2013 9:34 PM

    That Photoshop contest is hilarious!

  22. dansnyder says: Feb 25, 2013 9:34 PM

    How does James brown not make first mention?

  23. fumblenuts says: Feb 25, 2013 9:35 PM

    That was a KILLER bong hit dude!!

  24. thesmartestmanever says: Feb 25, 2013 9:35 PM

    I doubt pro football players smoke crack. but I’d say he looks like he’s been thru Bob Marley’s garden. Best celeb mug shot to date James Brown. Gob bless his soul.

  25. karlton3 says: Feb 25, 2013 9:37 PM

    How can you mention mugshots and leave out the Laurence Maroney / Pippi Longstocking look?

  26. whitecastleisafoodgroup says: Feb 25, 2013 9:38 PM

    Just looks like another dude wasted at 2:00 am standing next to you at a downtown bar trough. Nothin’ special.

  27. fckdaigglez says: Feb 25, 2013 9:40 PM

    cwk22 you said it best dude! Amazing how these idiots think they are above and better then everyone else! Brake the law and they should throw your ass in jail and terminate you from whatever sport you play for life period no exceptions! Being a pro athlete is a privilege and should be treated as such!

  28. thegreatgabbert says: Feb 25, 2013 9:43 PM

    What was the charge, masturbating in public?

  29. raiddawgz says: Feb 25, 2013 9:47 PM

    He is just expressing how he felt about last year’s offensive scheme…

  30. duncanthecat says: Feb 25, 2013 10:12 PM

    He is so Oakland. The city deserves exactly what it is getting.

  31. bigboysmash says: Feb 25, 2013 10:15 PM

    Popped a molly i’m sweating! Wooh!
    And he was arrested for criminal mischief imagine if he was driving he and about 20 people would be dead now.

  32. peytonsneck18 says: Feb 25, 2013 10:20 PM

    lmao, this is too funny, looks like they caught him right before he was about to throw up

  33. flipola says: Feb 25, 2013 10:47 PM

    He looks like former WWE wrestler Festus.

  34. conormacleod says: Feb 25, 2013 10:57 PM

    Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?

  35. riverhorsey says: Feb 25, 2013 10:58 PM

    He’s gonna throw up !!

  36. bpjensen says: Feb 25, 2013 11:00 PM

    Unfortunately, I have felt how this dude looks way too many times in my 20s.

  37. atwatercrushesokoye says: Feb 25, 2013 11:05 PM

    The picture makes me think we might start hearing about bath salts being used in the nfl….I had money on Seabass being the first Raiduh busted for them.

  38. autumnwind999 says: Feb 25, 2013 11:58 PM

    Meh. 27-year-old gets ripped and rowdy one night during vacation. BFD.

    Great player, by the way.

  39. Grinds My Gear says: Feb 26, 2013 12:16 AM

    Had the pleasure of meeting this guy earlier this year. He’s a complete “bro”, but unlike most athletes he can put together a complete sentence (I suppose its the fact that he went to Harvard). I would imagine he’s a fun guy to get drunk with. I personally don’t think Raiders have a lot of leverage because of this. I mean sure stupid for him to get arrested, but he’s a guy in his 20s that maybe drank more than he can handle. At least he was smart enough to not drive.
    However, his mug shot is hilarious!

  40. firedup1 says: Feb 26, 2013 12:51 AM

    He looks like the doctor just put his gloves on and asked him to bend over.

  41. chainbuzz says: Feb 26, 2013 1:14 AM

    So many fitting captions for this shot. LOL Obviously these guys go to college to exercise their intellectual prowess.

  42. silverandblack052099 says: Feb 26, 2013 2:52 AM

    He looks like a thumb with a face.

  43. jammer88 says: Feb 26, 2013 6:07 AM

    Now who say’s affirmative action isn’t alive and well in our colleges and universities?

  44. barrywhererufrom says: Feb 26, 2013 6:56 AM

    I wonder how he got into Harvard?

  45. eatitfanboy says: Feb 26, 2013 8:52 AM

    Is anybody ever going to tell us what this guy did to get arrested?

  46. allascowboys says: Feb 26, 2013 9:11 AM

    Is that his “Oh” face?

  47. slickster35 says: Feb 26, 2013 5:39 PM

    raiders lookin like raiders. And their fanbase…

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