The list of the all-time best celebrity mugshots isn’t a long one. Nick Nolte, with his crazy-ass hair. Tom DeLay, with his smug-ass smile. Michael Jackson, with his whatever-in-the-hell-that-was.
Speaking of whatever in the hell that was, how about the mugshot provided by Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant?
Bryant, who played college football at Harvard, struck a humorous pose after being arrested for criminal mischief over the weekend.
The folks at Deadspin have launched a Photoshop contest. Enjoy. And feel free to add one of your own.
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Looks more like “big country” Tommy Kelly.
Looks more like another athlete who thinks the rules don’t apply to him.
this dude has got to be cracked out in this pic
Thats how the Cowboys, Giants and Eagle defenders look after dealing with RGIII and the Redskins.
Why would you need to photoshop that? It’s hilarious as is. That guy has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Which item in the group listed below is out of place?
A. Miami
B. Raiders
C. Harvard
D. Arrest
You must be bored and it’s only a short time into the off season.
Crazy thing … he graduated from Harvard.
Undrafted guy … played well, FA now and OAK got leverage with this incident.
Nice picture.
Check that guy for a concussion!
Let’s not forget Glenn Campbell’s mugshot. Maybe the greatest ever…
And this dude is a millionaire. Let that set in
Way to use that Harvard education Desmond….
He looks like he swallowed a catchers mitt, for softball.
The part that is really disappointing is that this is exactly what Dennis Allen and Reggie McKenzie have preached against being in the locker room. Bryant has been awesome one the field and off until this, and I would hope that is taken into consideration.
I can only hope that the picture was taken while he was yelling “Go Harvard Beat Yale”
His neck looks like tree trunks damn.
This is how most of us looked after watching the Raiders play this season.
” Franks & beans” LOL !!!
That’s the same look he had when he was named Valedictorian at Harvard.
It looks like he glued that beard on
Mouth breather!! Hahhaha
Looks like he’s at an audition for “Simple Jack”
That Photoshop contest is hilarious!
How does James brown not make first mention?
That was a KILLER bong hit dude!!
I doubt pro football players smoke crack. but I’d say he looks like he’s been thru Bob Marley’s garden. Best celeb mug shot to date James Brown. Gob bless his soul.
How can you mention mugshots and leave out the Laurence Maroney / Pippi Longstocking look?
Just looks like another dude wasted at 2:00 am standing next to you at a downtown bar trough. Nothin’ special.
cwk22 you said it best dude! Amazing how these idiots think they are above and better then everyone else! Brake the law and they should throw your ass in jail and terminate you from whatever sport you play for life period no exceptions! Being a pro athlete is a privilege and should be treated as such!
What was the charge, masturbating in public?
He is just expressing how he felt about last year’s offensive scheme…
He is so Oakland. The city deserves exactly what it is getting.
Popped a molly i’m sweating! Wooh!
And he was arrested for criminal mischief imagine if he was driving he and about 20 people would be dead now.
lmao, this is too funny, looks like they caught him right before he was about to throw up
He looks like former WWE wrestler Festus.
Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?
He’s gonna throw up !!
Unfortunately, I have felt how this dude looks way too many times in my 20s.
The picture makes me think we might start hearing about bath salts being used in the nfl….I had money on Seabass being the first Raiduh busted for them.
Meh. 27-year-old gets ripped and rowdy one night during vacation. BFD.
Great player, by the way.
Had the pleasure of meeting this guy earlier this year. He’s a complete “bro”, but unlike most athletes he can put together a complete sentence (I suppose its the fact that he went to Harvard). I would imagine he’s a fun guy to get drunk with. I personally don’t think Raiders have a lot of leverage because of this. I mean sure stupid for him to get arrested, but he’s a guy in his 20s that maybe drank more than he can handle. At least he was smart enough to not drive.
However, his mug shot is hilarious!
He looks like the doctor just put his gloves on and asked him to bend over.
So many fitting captions for this shot. LOL Obviously these guys go to college to exercise their intellectual prowess.
He looks like a thumb with a face.
Now who say’s affirmative action isn’t alive and well in our colleges and universities?
I wonder how he got into Harvard?
Is anybody ever going to tell us what this guy did to get arrested?
Is that his “Oh” face?
raiders lookin like raiders. And their fanbase…