Comments on: Freddie Mitchell pleads guilty in tax-fraud scheme

By: andyreidisthegoat

andyreidisthegoat — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:55:00 +0000

Jimmy Halpert with the quick delete

By: realfootballfan

realfootballfan — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 18:45:27 +0000

Never try to beat the IRS, they are savages.

By: rubberinnertube

rubberinnertube — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 03:00:15 +0000

Fraud-Ex!

By: j0esixpack

j0esixpack — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 02:18:55 +0000

So the guy who said “I got something for you, Harrison,”is now going to frequently hear the phrase “I got something for you, Mitchell,” while in the pen.

I predict a sentence of 5 to 10 years of painfully ironic “Fred-Ex, Special Delivery” jokes

By: njraiderfan19

njraiderfan19 — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:58:51 +0000

This is the same guy who was smart enough to have a box of marihuana shipped to the restaurant he owned, then sign for the package. Down the hatch, Peoples Champ!

By: ndnjalabi

ndnjalabi — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:58:42 +0000

Looks like his lawyer wasn’t as good as his hands are.

By: gbfan

gbfan — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:30:58 +0000

I bet the girl he took out on millionaire matchmaker had no idea about this.

By: birdsflynorth206

birdsflynorth206 — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:21:49 +0000

The peoples champ!!

By: sisqsage

sisqsage — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:15:23 +0000

Makes perfect sense. His previous occupation was a fraudulent football player.

By: rc33

rc33 — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:14:09 +0000

So that “something” he had for Rodney Harrison was actually a tax shelter? Whoda thunk it?

By: navyeoddavee9

navyeoddavee9 — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:07:57 +0000

If he goes 2 prison, he can resume his wide receiver career

By: Burritto

Burritto — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:06:35 +0000

How did he plead to the charge of impersonating a wide receiver?

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:57:30 +0000

Freddy was nice enough to give the Feds a haircut, now they will return the favor. Many times over.

By: zeedoubleyou

zeedoubleyou — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:49:35 +0000

I haven’t been able to stand this guy since his UCLA days in the Sun Bowl when he purposefully took out Bucky Badger behind the end zone.

Enjoy your time, FredEx.

By: mvp43

mvp43 — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:49:00 +0000

He still has the best hands on the team.

By: johnnyb216

johnnyb216 — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:47:09 +0000

Its fred-ex you moron.

By: raiderapologist

raiderapologist — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:46:10 +0000

…and then he thanked his handcuffs.

By: ccjcsr

ccjcsr — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:44:43 +0000

” I JUST WANT TO THANK, MY HANDS”

By: Pimpin' aint easy unless you are Chuck Norris

Pimpin' aint easy unless you are Chuck Norris — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:44:11 +0000

To quote Rodney Harrison: “Who is Freddie Mitchell?”

By: logicalvoicesays

logicalvoicesays — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:43:45 +0000

He thanked his hands upon leaving the courtroom. Another joke the Philadelphia Eagles begat. Shocker.

By: goraidersgospurs

goraidersgospurs — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:38:57 +0000

come on FedX!!!