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Saturday morning one-liners

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Bills RB C.J. Spiller appeared Thursday night at the 62nd Annual Rogers Conn Smythe Sports Celebrities Dinner & Auction.

The Patriots have planned well for the fact that the salary cap won’t be spiking.

The Dolphins keep moving toward securing permission for a stadium referendum that inevitably will fail.

The Jets opted not to use a second-round tender on TE Jeff Cumberland, after all.

A Steelers fan has put the “terrible” in Terrible Towel.

Longtime Browns sideline photographer Ron Kuntz recently died at the age of 78.

The family of Bengals P Kevin Huber attends most of his games, home and away.

Former Ravens first-round WR Mark Clayton says he’s healthy and ready to play again.

The Texans’ annual Youth Football Camp will be held from June 24 to June 28.

35-year-old Titans K Rob Bironas doesn’t plan to call it quits any time soon; “Kickers go a lot longer in this sport,” Bironas said. “I got started a little bit late, but I feel I have plenty of good years left in me.”

The Colts don’t plan to let $43 million in cap space burn a hole in their vault.

Jaguars G.M. David Caldwell says that re-signing DL Terrance Knighton remains “a possibility.”

The Broncos intend to match any offer that restricted free-agent P Britton Colquitt receives.

The Chiefs recently won an age discrimination lawsuit brought by its former maintenance manager.

Here are six questions for Raiders offensive coordinator Greg Olson.  (Are you related to the Panthers tight end who spells his last name differently?  Really?  Really?  Really?  Really?  Really?)

Despite signing his one-year, $10.6 million franchise tender, Cowboys LB Anthony Spender still wants to negotiate a long-term deal.

It may be more expensive to park your car in a lot at Giants games, but it won’t be more expensive to park your caboose.

The Redskins are negotiating with OT Tony Pashos, who was out of football in 2012.

Eagles G.M. Howie Roseman is living a dream that was hatched when he was eight years old.

Lions DE Lawrence Jackson hopes to remain with the team.

Former Bears G Revie Sorey is still struggling to recover from a stroke.

Packers G.M. Ted Thompson remains mum when it comes to the future of DL Johnny Jolly.

Nothing better illustrates the demise of the newspaper industry than this wheel-spinning item regarding the current relationship between the Vikings and WR Percy Harvin.

The Falcons’ offseason plans are being complicated by the uncertain status of TE Tony Gonzalez.

CB Chris Gamble leaves the Panthers after being a starter since his rookie season yet never making it to a Pro Bowl.

Former Saints DT La’Roi Glover has been elected to the team’s Hall of Fame.

Here’s a look at the Buccaneers’ options on the defensive line.

Re-signing CB Greg Toler is a priority for the Cardinals.

Rams G.M. Les Snead says that his team could “easily fit a veteran” via free agency because the franchise “moved the needle” from 2-14 to 7-8-1 in one year under the new regime.

San Francisco hopes to get into the Super Bowl rotation.

Some in the Seattle media think that Seahawks CB Richard Sherman needs to tone it down.

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11 Responses to “Saturday morning one-liners”
  1. roadbiscuit says: Mar 9, 2013 11:54 AM

    “Nothing better illustrates the demise of the newspaper industry than this wheel-spinning item regarding the current relationship between the Vikings and WR Percy Harvin.”

    Except he’s right. Reblogging ‘Junior High School chatter’ is nothing to be proud of.

  2. aftermath80 says: Mar 9, 2013 12:04 PM

    Good Luck to Mark Clayton. I hope a team gives him a shot.

  3. jaxdolfan says: Mar 9, 2013 12:06 PM

    The Dolphins could have gotten public funding if it weren’t for the Marlins ripping them off with their deal.

  4. classyjacklambert says: Mar 9, 2013 12:17 PM

    That’s the same terrible towel article you ran yesterday

  5. aldavis4president says: Mar 9, 2013 12:26 PM

    Wow, chis gamble never made it to a pro bowl??! I always thought he was pretty good..should’ve made it to atleast 1 or 2 I’d say..

  6. vmannj says: Mar 9, 2013 12:35 PM

    Spencer got $9+ million last year with the franchise tag and $10+ this year. $20M before your 30th birthday ain’t too shabby. Dallas could let him walk next year, without any pro-rated salary bonus (dead money) slowing them down. Not a bad financial move. Loyalty, however, is another matter. If they don’t get an extension done with Spencer, they better develop Tyrone Crawford (last year’s 3rd rd pick), or find someone else to eventually replace Spencer. Good luck with that, Jerry.

  7. larryboodry says: Mar 9, 2013 12:38 PM

    So sad about Revie Sorey, he is a class act…His recovery after one year is not going well. Thanks for the memories, Revie.

  8. thegreatgabbert says: Mar 9, 2013 1:58 PM

    I have a question for Greg Olson…

    “Hey, Ratface, what type of axle grease do you use on your head?”.

  9. joeychargers says: Mar 9, 2013 2:55 PM

    Wow, thanks for leaving the Chargers out of that… I know they suck and all… But Come On Man!

  10. nomesayin says: Mar 9, 2013 4:03 PM

    “Really?”

  11. demolition510 says: Mar 9, 2013 6:35 PM

    Really corny

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