Comments on: No, Clay Matthews didn’t break both legs in a car accident

By: nananatman

nananatman — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:01:04 +0000

Until he starts running like a man with two broken legs.)

By: rj6976

rj6976 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 01:53:44 +0000

The car exploded because it could not contain Clay’s awesomeness

By: ackattack22

ackattack22 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:40:43 +0000

Never mind broken legs, is his hair OK? I’d hate to hear that he’s suffering from dandruff or (heaven forbid) split ends.

By: win14thegipper

win14thegipper — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:36:34 +0000

Race plays no part in Jennings leaving. He wants to bring a particiaption medal home to his children which is the same goal the Vikings have had “4″ years!

By: vikings1packers0

vikings1packers0 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:19:26 +0000

In related news…. Did you Packer breathers hear Jennings came to Minnesota to “Feel wanted, and win a championship” You call yourselves owners? Take responsibility for the actions of the front office and stop this kind of racial hatred. Oh racial? you ask… just wait for the news before denouncing the facts.

By: boogerhut

boogerhut — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 21:48:52 +0000

The difference is when it was about Romo most cowboy fans hoped it was true. Just hope Clays “fat head” is OK.

By: filthymcnasty1

filthymcnasty1 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 21:21:17 +0000

Clay is so tough that the first question asked was if the car was alright.

By: conormacleod

conormacleod — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 21:14:07 +0000

Wait. So Morgan Freeman isn’t dead either?

By: immafubared

immafubared — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:58:22 +0000

I mean common. Car accident? We would believe like abducted by aliens, now that’s believable but legs in a car accident? Not happening.

By: dellkev

dellkev — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:53:24 +0000

In related news, clay pulled his hammy while reading this story.

By: fuglyflorio

fuglyflorio — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:47:51 +0000

He actually did break both legs. But he’s so roided out that they healed up almost immediately.

By: foosball11

foosball11 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:44:49 +0000

the way A.J. Hawk runs, I think he is playing on two broken legs.

By: benmrosen

benmrosen — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:39:09 +0000

“The sad part is that, if/when a big-name NFL players actually does break both legs in a car accident, no one will believe it.”

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I think the sad part there is the player having two broken legs.

By: raiderapologist

raiderapologist — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:37:53 +0000

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened to Terry Bradshaw.

By: gorilladik81

gorilladik81 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:32:08 +0000

Yeah, no roids in those arms

By: kwjsb

kwjsb — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:29:48 +0000

We are saving the #57 orange and brown jersey your dad left here for you, we may need to let the arms out some, but the hair coming out of the helmet will look the same.

By: calhounlambeau

calhounlambeau — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:27:10 +0000

The most absurd part of the story is that Matthews got in the car accident in Wisconsin, all of us here know he flies out to California the day after the season ends. Matthews driving around here in March? Absurd.

By: germanstingray

germanstingray — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:21:29 +0000

It was a Fathead mounting accident.

By: barroomhero80

barroomhero80 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:19:01 +0000

What is true is him and Sharon are butt buddies

By: illogic87

illogic87 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:14:34 +0000

I’ve broken a leg before. worst thing ever. breaking two makes me cringe. feel better clay!

By: nachosnachosnachos

nachosnachosnachos — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:11:19 +0000

The place people are getting this from actually says at the bottom, this article is 100% false and made up.

People are so stupid…

By: charlutes

charlutes — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:10:23 +0000

meh, Its just people messing with the media, who thinks its all about themselves and mostly suck anyways.

By: officialgame

officialgame — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:06:20 +0000

Must have been the same dude who said Ritchie Icognito disappeared.

By: dd393

dd393 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:06:18 +0000

But is he a French model?

By: thestrategyexpert

thestrategyexpert — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:02:59 +0000

If it was Titus Young I would believe a story that had him quoted as saying that he doesn’t need any legs anyhow. Why do I need legs? I still have my head to create any kind of reality to live in of my choosing.

By: GenXJay

GenXJay — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:02:04 +0000

This just in: SHAaron was riding shotgun w/Clay, he broke his throwing arm in 3 places.

By: thegreatgabbert

thegreatgabbert — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:01:09 +0000

It’s the fable of the boy who cried “Car accident! Both legs broken!”. I remember hearing it as a child.

By: wrenches2pipes

wrenches2pipes — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 19:55:29 +0000

These reports emerge because you guys distribute them.Does your RUMOR REPORT ring a bell. Giving life where there is none.

By: vikings1packers0

vikings1packers0 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 19:50:33 +0000

Who really cares what happens to Clay Matthews? Perhaps he should get a mans haircut.

By: bears0492

bears0492 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 19:47:31 +0000

This story reminds me of the boy who cried wolf