Since many of you were consumed with college basketball this weekend, we realize that you’ll now be using your work time to catch up on what happened over the past two days in the NFL.
That’s where we come in.
Here’s a quick look, one-liners style, at the stuff you missed while watching your brackets dissolve into broth.
There’s a new Dream Team in town. (Unlike the other one, this version has actually accomplished something.)
After the Dumervil debacle, agents will be viewing the Broncos with, yes, suspicious minds.
Still, Elvis’s exit shouldn’t leave the Broncos, yes, all shook up.
Brian Banks simply wants to hang out in any NFL city.
Dr. James Andrews needs to hang out at a P.R. seminar.
Browns owner Jimmy Haslam says the Browns won’t go 13-3 in 2013.
The Bucs won’t either, especially if they can’t fix their defense.
Eagles coach Chip Kelly won’t be fixing any magic potions.
The butt-fumble tour continues.
The Cardinals are being coy about their interest in a rookie quarterback.
The Bills aren’t.
The folks at UNC have a fairly extreme solution to agent abuses.
The folks in New Jersey have a fairly obvious solution to the NFL’s issues with legalized gambling.