A white male wearing a Jets jersey under a brown leather jacket robbed two Manhattan banks and tried to rob three others on Friday.
The crook got nearly $13,000 at one bank and $2,500 at another. Though surveillance images plainly reveal his face, he remains at large.
The suspect has been linked to an April 12 bank robbery. That makes him three for six in bank robbery attempts.
The suspect reportedly is 25. Coincidentally, former Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is 25. Apart from the fact that likely he has an iron-clad alibi, an accuracy rate of 50 percent is way too high for him.
And, yes, I wrote this blurb for the sole purpose of making that lame joke.