Eric Dickerson wants a word with Justin Bieber too

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OK, now this is getting good.

Not only did Keyshawn Johnson jump into his Prius to chase down a speeding Justin Bieber, but there are more former NFL stars who would like to talk to the young singer.

Hall of Fame running back Eric Dickerson just tweeted some advice to the teen sensation as well.

The idea of Dickerson and Johnson loading up into a minivan like a posse of angry soccer moms to administer a whooping to that noisy kid down the street is downright comical.

And since the NFL suddenly has two weeks of airtime in April to fill, maybe it can become a reality show.

I’d watch.

50 responses to “Eric Dickerson wants a word with Justin Bieber too

  1. This gives me an idea: how about we replace the Pro Bowl with the best NFC/AFC players beating up whatever obnoxious celebrity the fans vote for?

  2. The vision of Keyshawn and Dickerson in a minivan chasing Bieber around town is beyond downright comical, it’s hilarious!

  3. Every week an ex-NFL star beats up Justin Bieber? Count me in! Season finale, Ray Lewis and his buddies give Bieber the shiv. Ratings bonanza!

  4. Well, why I do believe Bieber is long overdue for an epic beating, by biggest belly laugh out of this article comes from reading that KJ drives a Prius.

  5. Does anyone else think the idea of Key and Dickerson in a minivan chasing around d-bags and beating them up as the beginning of a new A-Team?

    I wonder who could fill out the rest of the team?

  6. on behalf of all us who have to put up with d-bags tearing through neighborhoods: thanks Keyshawn (and Eric Dickerson)!

  7. Key and Dickerson have the cure for Bieber Fever, a good beatdown of the little punk.

    Is it me or does anyone else think Biebs looks like the love child of Madonna and Vanilla ice?

  8. Wait a second..I don’t get it..

    Tom Bieber is a neighbor to Keyshawn Johnson?
    Wow..Why doesn’t Tom hit him up to play Receiver, given that they lost Wes Welker.

  9. green41563 says: May 28, 2013 1:22 PM

    Keyshawn had a decent career, but if he gets Bieber put in jail, he’s on my HOF ballot.
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    I sign this.

    And after his arrogant “speech” at the Billboards, it is just a matter of time before he ends up there.

  10. someone needs to make a Vine video of Bieber speeding, cut to that picture of Dickerson glaring at him with those safety goggles and jheri curls, then cut to Bieber slowing down with a terrified look on his face…

  11. jh500 says: May 28, 2013 1:22 PM

    I don’t condone violence, but this kid needs an ass beating

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    I condone violence, and yes this kid needs a ass beating. Several of them in fact.

  12. so when are we all meeting up? I’ll bring torches, someone with a farming back round should bring pitchforks and I’m sure we could fill the rest of the blanks in

  13. so when are we all meeting up? I’ll bring torches, someone with a farming back round should bring pitchforks and I’m sure we could fill the rest of the blanks in given the target

  14. This has WWE written all over it…
    Tag team match of Bieber & Usher vs. Keyshwan/Eric…I’d do pay per view on this quickie

  15. I can see Dickerson with the mouthpiece and the old neck collar giving Bieber a beatdown!

  16. b3nz0z says:
    May 28, 2013 1:52 PM
    on behalf of all us who have to put up with d-bags tearing through neighborhoods: thanks Keyshawn (and Eric Dickerson)!
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    Amen to that. Is there anything that pisses you off more then when your kids are playing outside and the little punks go flying down your street at 60 mph? Go get him Dickerson.

  17. Let’s add a token badass white guy in the van for the A Team…how about Howie Long?

  18. pacopicopiedra says: May 28, 2013 3:30 PM

    You need it to be four guys in the minivan, like the A team.

    Dickerson = Hannibal
    Keyshawn = Murdoc
    T.O. = Face
    Ray Lewis = B.A.

    Great idea,but the role of B.A. needs to be played by Suh because B.A. was the driver and we know that Suh will catch him,or die trying…

  19. crp63 says:

    Great idea,but the role of B.A. needs to be played by Suh because B.A. was the driver and we know that Suh will catch him,or die trying…

    I was going for retired guys, no active players. But seriously, who wouldn’t watch that show?

  20. ok last post – Florio, instead of each team’s Mt. Rushmore, you should do each team’s A Team. Picking the Murdocs would, of course, be the most fun.

  21. Mr Dickerson needs to get his self a Shelby Cobra Mustang with some Hankook Ventus tires and large bumper guards on the front. Then when Mr Bieber comes tooling along in his spaghetti rocket, Mr Dickerson will ease out behind him and……….

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