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Eric Dickerson wants a word with Justin Bieber too

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OK, now this is getting good.

Not only did Keyshawn Johnson jump into his Prius to chase down a speeding Justin Bieber, but there are more former NFL stars who would like to talk to the young singer.

Hall of Fame running back Eric Dickerson just tweeted some advice to the teen sensation as well.

The idea of Dickerson and Johnson loading up into a minivan like a posse of angry soccer moms to administer a whooping to that noisy kid down the street is downright comical.

And since the NFL suddenly has two weeks of airtime in April to fill, maybe it can become a reality show.

I’d watch.

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50 Responses to “Eric Dickerson wants a word with Justin Bieber too”
  1. goraidersgospurs says: May 28, 2013 1:17 PM

    I live there too!!!

  2. green41563 says: May 28, 2013 1:22 PM

    Keyshawn had a decent career, but if he gets Bieber put in jail, he’s on my HOF ballot.

  3. jh500 says: May 28, 2013 1:22 PM

    I don’t condone violence, but this kid needs an ass beating

  4. MP says: May 28, 2013 1:23 PM

    Could you imagine young Dick beating down the maple leaf stool boy…. EPIC.

  5. redandgoldhitman52 says: May 28, 2013 1:23 PM

    shutup old man, get outta my way

  6. bucrightoff says: May 28, 2013 1:24 PM

    Deport Bieber to Antarctica

  7. elwaysagenius says: May 28, 2013 1:25 PM

    Seems as if it would be close, I’ve seen bieber challenge overweight British men before.

  8. lightcleric says: May 28, 2013 1:26 PM

    This gives me an idea: how about we replace the Pro Bowl with the best NFC/AFC players beating up whatever obnoxious celebrity the fans vote for?

  9. bobby2478 says: May 28, 2013 1:31 PM

    The vision of Keyshawn and Dickerson in a minivan chasing Bieber around town is beyond downright comical, it’s hilarious!

  10. rpiotr01 says: May 28, 2013 1:31 PM

    Every week an ex-NFL star beats up Justin Bieber? Count me in! Season finale, Ray Lewis and his buddies give Bieber the shiv. Ratings bonanza!

  11. jimbo75025 says: May 28, 2013 1:31 PM

    Well, why I do believe Bieber is long overdue for an epic beating, by biggest belly laugh out of this article comes from reading that KJ drives a Prius.

  12. kd75 says: May 28, 2013 1:35 PM

    Wasn’t this an Entourage episode?

  13. jwcarlson says: May 28, 2013 1:44 PM

    Twitter call-out. Things just got serious.

    Take down the little hoser.

  14. alewatcher says: May 28, 2013 1:48 PM

    Must see TV. I’d watch it.

  15. vegach says: May 28, 2013 1:50 PM

    Does anyone else think the idea of Key and Dickerson in a minivan chasing around d-bags and beating them up as the beginning of a new A-Team?

    I wonder who could fill out the rest of the team?

  16. b3nz0z says: May 28, 2013 1:52 PM

    on behalf of all us who have to put up with d-bags tearing through neighborhoods: thanks Keyshawn (and Eric Dickerson)!

  17. scoops1 says: May 28, 2013 1:53 PM

    If anyone deserves to bite the curb….its the Biebs

  18. whatnojets says: May 28, 2013 1:54 PM

    Can we get a “Justin Bieber Pro Bowl Game”?

    Bieber vs. Retired NFL Players

  19. mobuccsfan says: May 28, 2013 1:57 PM

    This is the best story of the day and it keeps getting better.

  20. sickoe47 says: May 28, 2013 2:01 PM

    It sounds like eric dickerson is a bieliver!! Hahaha

  21. fargovikesfan says: May 28, 2013 2:06 PM

    Key and Dickerson have the cure for Bieber Fever, a good beatdown of the little punk.

    Is it me or does anyone else think Biebs looks like the love child of Madonna and Vanilla ice?

  22. deliveredbysherpa says: May 28, 2013 2:07 PM

    Slow down and get off my lawn, you hooligan!

  23. fishfiletkray says: May 28, 2013 2:07 PM

    They must not have Bieber Fever.

  24. swagger52 says: May 28, 2013 2:08 PM

    Wait a second..I don’t get it..

    Tom Bieber is a neighbor to Keyshawn Johnson?
    Wow..Why doesn’t Tom hit him up to play Receiver, given that they lost Wes Welker.

  25. Mr. Wright 212 says: May 28, 2013 2:10 PM

    green41563 says: May 28, 2013 1:22 PM

    Keyshawn had a decent career, but if he gets Bieber put in jail, he’s on my HOF ballot.
    ——————-

    I sign this.

    And after his arrogant “speech” at the Billboards, it is just a matter of time before he ends up there.

  26. starchybunker says: May 28, 2013 2:27 PM

    someone needs to make a Vine video of Bieber speeding, cut to that picture of Dickerson glaring at him with those safety goggles and jheri curls, then cut to Bieber slowing down with a terrified look on his face…

  27. notbillrome says: May 28, 2013 2:30 PM

    jh500 says: May 28, 2013 1:22 PM

    I don’t condone violence, but this kid needs an ass beating

    ————————————————–

    I condone violence, and yes this kid needs a ass beating. Several of them in fact.

  28. blowpackblow says: May 28, 2013 2:34 PM

    If Justin Bieber and Kanye West were both drowning and you had 2 minutes to save 1 of them, where would you go to lunch?

  29. mec693 says: May 28, 2013 2:35 PM

    so when are we all meeting up? I’ll bring torches, someone with a farming back round should bring pitchforks and I’m sure we could fill the rest of the blanks in

  30. jdphx says: May 28, 2013 2:36 PM

    Wait.. Keyshawn is gonna beat up Ellen Degeneres?

  31. titansbro says: May 28, 2013 2:38 PM

    Oh god please let someone beat his ass. I’ve never wanted anything as much as I want him to get an ass whooping.

  32. dallascowboysdishingthereal says: May 28, 2013 2:40 PM

    No doubt in the day, Keyshawn and Eric were guilty of similar mischief if not worse. But now they are the old neighbors yelling slow down and stay off my lawn.

  33. mec693 says: May 28, 2013 2:40 PM

    so when are we all meeting up? I’ll bring torches, someone with a farming back round should bring pitchforks and I’m sure we could fill the rest of the blanks in given the target

  34. clebrowntown says: May 28, 2013 3:03 PM

    This has WWE written all over it…
    Tag team match of Bieber & Usher vs. Keyshwan/Eric…I’d do pay per view on this quickie

  35. mackcarrington says: May 28, 2013 3:05 PM

    I can see Dickerson with the mouthpiece and the old neck collar giving Bieber a beatdown!

  36. nomoreseasontix says: May 28, 2013 3:07 PM

    Maybe we can send that little arse- hat back to Canada.

  37. maddog111 says: May 28, 2013 3:13 PM

    b3nz0z says:
    May 28, 2013 1:52 PM
    on behalf of all us who have to put up with d-bags tearing through neighborhoods: thanks Keyshawn (and Eric Dickerson)!
    ——————————————–
    Amen to that. Is there anything that pisses you off more then when your kids are playing outside and the little punks go flying down your street at 60 mph? Go get him Dickerson.

  38. brownsfanincali says: May 28, 2013 3:13 PM

    Just another week in Cali … I love this place !
    Beebs vs Key and E.D. Celebrity Death Match … I’d pay for that on HBO !!

  39. pacopicopiedra says: May 28, 2013 3:30 PM

    You need it to be four guys in the minivan, like the A team.

    Dickerson = Hannibal
    Keyshawn = Murdoc
    T.O. = Face
    Ray Lewis = B.A.

  40. azfever says: May 28, 2013 3:37 PM

    Add Michael Irvin, Bill Romanowski, and Art Schlichter as roaming guest stars.

  41. clebrowntown says: May 28, 2013 3:44 PM

    Let’s add a token badass white guy in the van for the A Team…how about Howie Long?

  42. crp63 says: May 28, 2013 3:46 PM

    pacopicopiedra says: May 28, 2013 3:30 PM

    You need it to be four guys in the minivan, like the A team.

    Dickerson = Hannibal
    Keyshawn = Murdoc
    T.O. = Face
    Ray Lewis = B.A.

    Great idea,but the role of B.A. needs to be played by Suh because B.A. was the driver and we know that Suh will catch him,or die trying…

  43. pacopicopiedra says: May 28, 2013 3:55 PM

    crp63 says:

    Great idea,but the role of B.A. needs to be played by Suh because B.A. was the driver and we know that Suh will catch him,or die trying…

    I was going for retired guys, no active players. But seriously, who wouldn’t watch that show?

  44. pacopicopiedra says: May 28, 2013 3:59 PM

    ok last post – Florio, instead of each team’s Mt. Rushmore, you should do each team’s A Team. Picking the Murdocs would, of course, be the most fun.

  45. ningenito78 says: May 28, 2013 4:14 PM

    I’ll watch if they’re guaranteed to beat him to death at the end of the show.

  46. mikemac1027 says: May 28, 2013 4:22 PM

    And this is football news….in what universe?

  47. gromit45 says: May 28, 2013 4:51 PM

    Make this show happen now! This would be way better than Dog the Kardasian Hounder or whatever guano is on the tubes now.

  48. theauger says: May 28, 2013 5:18 PM

    Hannibal: Dickerson
    Face: Keyshawn
    B.A.: Brandon Jacobs(Big dude that likes to drive fast)
    Murdoc: Titus Young

  49. jody46 says: May 28, 2013 6:16 PM

    I would love to watch and I would be on the football players side, lol! Bieber thinks he is above everyone else

  50. seaeagle707 says: May 28, 2013 6:53 PM

    Mr Dickerson needs to get his self a Shelby Cobra Mustang with some Hankook Ventus tires and large bumper guards on the front. Then when Mr Bieber comes tooling along in his spaghetti rocket, Mr Dickerson will ease out behind him and……….

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