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Thursday morning one-liners

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The Bills announced a contract with an official waste services provider (hopefully they can recycle the last decade).

Dolphins owner Stephen Ross is looking for a new CEO, preferably one with NFL experience.

A look at the competition for CB jobs with the Patriots.

Bill Parcells said he thought one of his best coaching jobs was in 1999, when he got the Jets to 8-8.

The Ravens didn’t win any ESPYs; however will they go on?

At his football camp, Bengals WR A.J. Green declared himself “just a regular guy that plays football.”

Browns rookie S Jamoris Slaughter is looking for a starting job while coming back from an Achilles tear.

Hopefully Steelers fans behave better for Darius Rucker than they did for Kenny Chesney.

Texans DE J.J. Watt is fired up for his fantasy football draft.

How the Colts manage their RB position is suddenly a question.

Jaguars G Uche Nwaneri called owner Shad Khan’s purchase of London soccer club Fulham “ingenious.”

For the Titans, offensive line should be a strength.

A look at the insurance the Broncos took out for QB Peyton Manning.

The Chiefs are looking for some percussion help for their attempt to set a noise record.

A look back at the Raiders’ history with the Chargers.

The Chargers are letting fans pick their seats Sunday (and we can only hope they wash their hands afterward).

The Cowboys cut a pair of players just before they go to training camp.

Parcells said his most memorable game as a coach was when the Giants beat the 49ers in the NFC Championship Game.

The Eagles are getting used to new surroundings for camp — their regular facility.

The Redskins hope to create matchup problems with their TEs.

The Bears seem set at CB, for at least this season.

Lions coach Jim Schwartz doesn’t stack up well in the NFL rankings.

Packers DT B.J. Raji is entering a contract year, and how he responds will be a key.

The big windows at the new Vikings stadium could become a home field advantage.

Falcons TE Tony Gonzalez said their offensive line will be the biggest question going into the season.

Panthers LB Thomas Davis had an unusual offseason, since he wasn’t rehabbing anything.

Saints CB Jabari Greer is hosting a jazz radio show Monday.

Buccaneers K Connor Barth told a TV station he was hoping to kick again in six months after his Achilles tear.

The Cardinals have a pair of impressive rookies from Clemson.

The Rams joined their pro sports neighbors to host a health fair.

A look at the undrafted rookies with a shot at making the 49ers roster.

Seahawks QB Russell Wilson did a little Kaepernicking with Colin Kaepernick himself.

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4 Responses to “Thursday morning one-liners”
  1. bunjy96 says: Jul 18, 2013 8:10 AM

    Thought the Chesney concert was for the general public.

  2. jiggy3198 says: Jul 18, 2013 9:21 AM

    My concern is with JJ Watt playing fantasy football. Isn’t that considered gambling if he’s playing for money and he may allow one of his opponents running backs to get big gain to score more points

  3. jobotjones says: Jul 18, 2013 10:45 AM

    Honestly, while almost everyone that lives in/around Pittsburgh is a Steelers fan it is unfair to say that Steelers fans made that mess just because it was at Heinz field.

  4. johnelwayishorsefaced says: Jul 18, 2013 11:26 AM

    So Martin Mayhew drafts all these troubled players then Schwartz gets thrown under the bus for it?
    Makes perfect sense.

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