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Friday morning one-liners

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A vote for DE Mario Williams as the most important player on the Bills.

Dolphins CB Brent Grimes says he is treating the home opener against his old teammates with the Falcons as “just another game.”

ESPNBoston.com gives LB Steve Beauharnais a 70 percent chance of making the Patriots in his rookie season.

The Jets will have two new starters on their offensive line at the same time for the first time since 2008.

Ravens DT Haloti Ngata’s actual first name is Etuini and Haloti is his middle name.

Said Bengals coach Marvin Lewis of Hard Knocks, “My job doesn’t change. I’ve got one job to do which is to get this team to win a Super Bowl. We’ve got to go do what we can do. Let’s just go and do our jobs.”

FB Owen Marecic may not be able to hold onto a roster spot with the Browns.

Steelers special teams coach Danny Smith is happy to be coaching in his hometown.

Former Texans OL Chester Pitts has moved on to a broadcasting career.

Colts QB Andrew Luck’s father Oliver discusses his son’s growth heading into his second season.

Said Jaguars wide receivers coach Jerry Sullivan of WR Jeremy Ebert, “He has a usefulness and spunk about him. He was with Wes Welker last year in New England and that was a great thing for Jeremy, to see what kind of trooper Wes is.”

Previewing the linebackers that the Titans will be deploying this season.

Broncos defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio wants to keep QB Peyton Manning guessing during practice.

The Guinness Book of World Records have given a group of Chiefs fans the go-ahead for a try at the record for the loudest crowd at a sporting event.

Tim Kawakami of the San Jose Mercury News is puzzled by some of the moves made by Raiders G.M. Reggie McKenzie.

There’s not much intrigue on the quarterback depth chart for the Chargers.

The Cowboys will stagger the returns to practice for players coming off injuries during training camp.

How crucial is it for the Giants to win the turnover battle?

Justin Bieber fans share their thoughts on the Eagles quarterback competition.

Will Redskins K Kai Forbath be able to replicate his success from last season?

Most of the starters in the Bears secondary are entering the final year of their contracts.

The first Lions practice open to the public will be on July 29.

T Bryan Bulaga’s move to the left side will be a key for the Packers offensive line.

Breaking down the Vikings roster by experience.

Falcons T Sam Baker has cut down on his body fat this offseason.

The Panthers want more interceptions from their cornerbacks.

Former Saints OL Kyle Turley is now a country singer.

The Buccaneers have several rookies expected to fill significant roles.

Running down the big questions for the Cardinals to answer at training camp.

The Rams are putting two different four-game ticket plans on sale Friday.

Setting the stage for the 49ers tight ends.

How good is Seahawks S Earl Thomas heading into his fourth season?

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4 Responses to “Friday morning one-liners”
  1. PeterKingLovesCoqAVin says: Jul 19, 2013 8:20 AM

    Naming the most important player on the Bills is like naming the Kardashian most likely to win an Oscar.

  2. souldogdave says: Jul 19, 2013 8:36 AM

    Bieber and his fans have no place here.

  3. swagger52 says: Jul 19, 2013 9:37 AM

    Etuini and not Haloti???

    I would be very afraid of that guy.

    I would be very afraid of Patriiots as well, but just in a dodging bullets and DUIs kind of way.

  4. hustle4256 says: Jul 19, 2013 10:55 AM

    Are these supposed to be funny? I hope not.

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