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Wednesday morning one-liners

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The Bills’ offense needs longer, more sustained drives.

The Dolphins say they’re going to run the ball more effectively than they did in their Week One win over the Browns.

Patriots WR Julian Edelman said every backup needs to be prepared to play because “It’s a violent game out there and you’re always one play away.”

After surviving the first game, Jets WR Santonio Holmes is ready for more playing time this week.

There’s been an uproar in Baltimore about WR Anquan Boldin, traded away for a sixth-round pick, having a huge Week One game for the 49ers.

The Bengals’ defensive line is ready to test a Steelers offensive line that has lost center Maurkice Pouncey.

The Browns’ debut looked awfully bad.

Steelers coach Mike Tomlin wants to find balance on offense.

The Texans were pleased with the performance of P Shane Lechler.

Colts S LaRon Landry has the physique of a bodybuilder.

While Justin Blackmon is suspended, the Jaguars are thin at wide receiver.

Here’s a look at some of the best comebacks in Titans history.

Broncos WR Andre Caldwell expects to have an impact, even if he’s buried behind Demaryius Thomas, Eric Decker and Wes Welker on the depth chart.

Chiefs DT Dontari Poe had a great Week One.

The Raiders took a step in the right direction against the Colts.

The Chargers’ depth on defense will get tested against the Eagles’ offense.

Cowboys defensive line coach Rod Marinelli wants more out of his players.

Bill Parcells will get his Hall of Fame ring in a halftime ceremony at the Giants’ game on Sunday.

Eagles coach Chip Kelly says his offense needs to get into a rhythm.

Former NFL quarterback Rich Gannon says it was clear that Robert Griffin III wasn’t comfortable at the start of the game against the Eagles on Monday night.

Bears coach Marc Trestman is quickly making people forget about Lovie Smith.

Lions rookie G Larry Warford had an impressive debut.

Lambeau Field may be louder than ever this season.

Vikings WR Greg Jennings had a rough start with his new team.

The Falcons can’t feel good about their chances if they start 0-2.

Questions remain about the Panthers’ secondary.

The Saints’ defense proved its mettle on the Falcons’ final offensive possession on Sunday.

The Buccaneers need coach Greg Schiano and QB Josh Freeman to show they’re the right men for the job.

The Cardinals need more from LT Levi Brown.

Although he’s listed as a starter, Rams OLB Will Witherspoon was on the field for only 19 of the Rams’ 71 defensive plays on Sunday, because the Rams were rarely in their base defense.

The 49ers need third-string QB B.J. Daniels to play the part of Russell Wilson on the scout team.

The Seahawks have a lot to gain in Sunday’s game against the 49ers.

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10 Responses to “Wednesday morning one-liners”
  1. jrmbadger says: Sep 11, 2013 9:06 AM

    “Vikings WR Greg Jennings had a rough start with his new team”

    Watched the game… Hillarious. Even the passes Jennings did catch were often wildly off the mark.

    How much does GJ miss AR now? He’s probably leaving messages on AR’s answering machine: “I’m so sorry Aaron, I’ll never do that again, PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!”

    LOL.

    Everyone with half a brain saw this coming.

  2. 2ruefan says: Sep 11, 2013 10:04 AM

    jrmbadger…

    It was ONE game dude. Let’s give it just a tiny bit longer, huh?

  3. linemanguy74 says: Sep 11, 2013 10:14 AM

    jrmbadger going on 1 game I guess the pack will be o-16 this season

  4. ponderthedumpoffking says: Sep 11, 2013 10:19 AM

    Yeah, the main difference is that the Vikings looked that bad against a terrible team, and the Packers took it to the last play against the reigning NFC Champs.

    Most people see the difference there. Do you?

  5. jrmbadger says: Sep 11, 2013 10:45 AM

    @2ruefan and linemanguy74 ….

    Ponder is who we thought he was …. the question that I have, is why are the Vikings and their fans continually letting him off the hook?

    The Packers looked good except for pass coverage in the middle of the field which is understandable considering their starting safety was out with an injury. They played the run extremely well, and their offense put up quite a few points on what is supposed to be the best Defense in the league.

    The Vikings on the other hand looked good for one play.

  6. brewdogg says: Sep 11, 2013 11:41 AM

    ponderthedumpoffking says: Sep 11, 2013 10:19 AM

    Yeah, the main difference is that the Vikings looked that bad against a terrible team, and the Packers took it to the last play against the reigning NFC Champs.

    Most people see the difference there. Do you?
    ————————————–

    And how did the Packers do against that terrible team last year? Let me help…..

    In two games:
    Rodgers went 33/51 (64%) and 409 yds
    Total offense: 602 yds
    51 points, with 14 scored by the defense

    So except for a dumb pass attempt that ended up an int and a couple tipped balls, tell me what the difference is between your precious Packers offense and what the Vikings did.

    Or how about…..

    The main difference is that the Vikings offense did better against the Lions than the Packers did last year, and the last time the Vikings played the reigning NFC champs, they beat them.

    Most people see the difference there. Do you?

  7. rejsr says: Sep 11, 2013 12:03 PM

    Are you going to have the picks this year?

  8. golforepar says: Sep 11, 2013 12:12 PM

    Sooo – Ponder over or under 3 INTs this week?

  9. larryboodry says: Sep 11, 2013 2:06 PM

    golforepar says: Sep 11, 2013 12:12 PM

    “Sooo – Ponder over or under 3 INTs this week?”

    Against the Bears’ defense overall, or just against Peanut?

  10. brewdogg says: Sep 11, 2013 2:21 PM

    larryboodry says: Sep 11, 2013 2:06 PM

    golforepar says: Sep 11, 2013 12:12 PM

    “Sooo – Ponder over or under 3 INTs this week?”

    Against the Bears’ defense overall, or just against Peanut?
    —————————-

    Knee-jerk reaction is “HEY!!!”……

    But that was good, and I can’t really argue. When is he going to slow down?

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