Eagles linebacker Mychal Kendricks, a second-round pick in the 2012 draft, has a great story to tell his grandchildren.
And it comes from the always-reliable “pull my finger” playbook.
Via our friends at WIP radio in Philly, Kendricks recently was participated in the Twitter-based “Ask an Eagle” feature. So someone asked him to identify his “welcome to the NFL moment.”
Replied Kendricks: “When I got hit so hard I farted.”
Which gives new meaning to the phrase, “I think he just sh-t himself.”
Please return to enjoying your lunch. Hopefully it’s not a Thermos full of beef stew.