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Jacoby Jones is with the Ravens, in meetings

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Ravens receiver Jacoby Jones, who has been out for two weeks with a knee injury, reportedly added another injury overnight.

According to TMZ, Jones was struck in the head with a giant champagne bottle swung by a stripper named Sweet Pea on a party bus celebrating left tackle Bryant McKinnie’s birthday.

Yes, I just typed that sentence.

Jones reportedly was “bleeding everywhere.”

Regardless of whether Jones was injured or the extent of the harm, the Ravens have informed PFT that Jones is currently with the team in meetings.

Hopefully, there are no gigantic champagne bottles in the room.

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66 Responses to “Jacoby Jones is with the Ravens, in meetings”
  1. myspaceyourface says: Sep 23, 2013 2:09 PM

    Sweet Pea gonna get you every time.

  2. kingmj4891 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:11 PM

    LOL This 100% believable since Bryant McKinnie is involved.

    #LoveBusScandal

  3. steelerchicken says: Sep 23, 2013 2:11 PM

    This story cracked me up! I was hit on the head by Sweet Pea! haaaaaaaaha

  4. mrone50 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:13 PM

    Are u sure he wasn’t hit in the head with a sweetpea by a giant stripper named Champagne?

  5. tsuscrumhalf says: Sep 23, 2013 2:14 PM

    The “Love Bus” ? McKinnie brings his class act everywhere. All he needs to complete the set is a plane & a train. Air land & sea. McKinnie is a gem.

  6. 12444uggg says: Sep 23, 2013 2:14 PM

    A real “feel good’ story.

  7. tedmurph says: Sep 23, 2013 2:15 PM

    Super Bowl hangover, ouch.

  8. chesslungo says: Sep 23, 2013 2:16 PM

    Too bad it didnt give him a career ending concussion

  9. ghostofgilchrist says: Sep 23, 2013 2:18 PM

    …and I always assumed Popeye and Olive Oyl were good parents…

  10. peytonsneck18 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:18 PM

    was popeye and olive oil around too, lol

  11. bucrightoff says: Sep 23, 2013 2:19 PM

    Ray Lewis would have taken care of her.

  12. 3yardsndust says: Sep 23, 2013 2:19 PM

    Or as they call it in the Bal’mer locker room, your average Sunday night.

  13. earpaniac says: Sep 23, 2013 2:21 PM

    Only in pro sports.

  14. ridingwithnohandlebars says: Sep 23, 2013 2:21 PM

    Not such a sweet pea after all…

  15. richndc says: Sep 23, 2013 2:22 PM

    Good times, good times.

  16. ridingwithnohandlebars says: Sep 23, 2013 2:24 PM

    When I saw the title of the article “Jacoby Jones is with the Ravens, in meetings” this was not what I was expecting.

  17. madmax80 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:28 PM

    Actually, her name is really Sweet Pee.

  18. lovefootball4life says: Sep 23, 2013 2:31 PM

    oh boy, crownofthehelmet is going to have a field day with this one. It’s all tee’d up crown…

    Hey, at least it was a party bus and no one was drinking and driving.

  19. RayLewisIsGod says: Sep 23, 2013 2:31 PM

    Time to bring back “The General” to get these clowns in order.

  20. RayLewisIsGod says: Sep 23, 2013 2:32 PM

    However, I do see the comedy in the name Sweet Pea being involved.

  21. ravenseers says: Sep 23, 2013 2:32 PM

    Dancing with the stars and seeing them too… Ahh Jacoby !

  22. chiadam says: Sep 23, 2013 2:32 PM

    This is like that cartoon horse that used to hit people with guitars, only with a stripper. And champagne.

  23. peytonsneck18 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:33 PM

    when they dont get their money, they pick up bottles

  24. harrisonhits2 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:35 PM

    Laugh of the day !

    Sorry Ravens fans but I be even you guys are chuckling over this.

  25. baltimoreballs says: Sep 23, 2013 2:35 PM

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  26. logicalvoicesaysravensrule says: Sep 23, 2013 2:35 PM

    I met Bryant McKinney last Tuesday. I began to explain that I had just returned from Afghanistan and missed the entire Super Bowl season. I was going to ask for an autograph, however he turned around and walked away from me as if I was lower than whatever was on the bottom of his shoe without saying a word. What a class act guy…..

  27. bmoreravens1012013 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:39 PM

    McKINNEY loves him some strippers doesn’t he….#loveboat#

  28. tlmoon2112 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:44 PM

    MAN…..ya’ll hear that??………hear that???……….what do you mean what am I talking about??……its the silence……..THE SILENCE OF ALL THE STEELER FANS! AHHHHH ITS SOOOOOO BEEEEAUUUUTIFUL!!!!

    THEY FINALLY SHUT UP AND LET THE REST OF US HAVE SOME AIR!

    ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS! They’ll be back to “we’re going to the Super Bowl” again as soon as they win a game while the rest of us wipe our arses with their terrible towels!

  29. humbleminded85 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:46 PM

    BucRightOff doing what he does best which is talk on other peoples teams page while hiding from reality. The truth is Buc…your 0-3 bucs are in trouble. And I’m not talking 2013 trouble I’m talking years of trouble. Josh Freeman is a bust and that will set your team back at LEAST 5 years after putting on your eggs in his basket. So that basically means your GM and/or Head Coach will be fired and the Tampa Bay Bucs will ultimately be back to where they were during the off season before drafting Josh which is a team rebuilding from the scratch. It’s a proven fact that the teams who compete year in and out have a QB who can win. Not a qb who gives you flash plays or fantasy points…but a qb that wins. Your so screwed its hilarious.

  30. browns627 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:47 PM

    man the last 24 hours of being a browns fan is getting better and better!

  31. Rick Spielman is a Magician says: Sep 23, 2013 2:48 PM

    As soon as I started reading that sentence I knew McKinnie’s name would be in it somewhere.

  32. Rick Spielman is a Magician says: Sep 23, 2013 2:49 PM

    logicalvoicesaysravensrule says:Sep 23, 2013 2:35 PM

    I met Bryant McKinney last Tuesday. I began to explain that I had just returned from Afghanistan and missed the entire Super Bowl season. I was going to ask for an autograph, however he turned around and walked away from me as if I was lower than whatever was on the bottom of his shoe without saying a word. What a class act guy…..
    _______

    I’ve heard McKinnie discuss politics. He may not have been aware that anything is going on in Afghanistan. He probably thought you were there on vacation. Thanks for your service.

  33. dowhatifeellike says: Sep 23, 2013 2:49 PM

    That would explain why McKinnie was little more than a turnstile yesterday… he had other things on his mind.

  34. otistaylor89 says: Sep 23, 2013 2:53 PM

    Heard Jacoby went home after being hit by Sweet Pea, took a shower and he felt much better.
    One could say it was a golden shower….

  35. 8to80texansblog says: Sep 23, 2013 2:54 PM

    LMAO @ Sweet Pea…. Texans fans wanted to do that to him so often….

  36. silverhornet says: Sep 23, 2013 2:55 PM

    can’t even make this stuff up. Harbaugh brothers have their hands full this year.

  37. kaeptaincrunch says: Sep 23, 2013 2:58 PM

    Sweet Pea has a sweet swing.

  38. purpleguy says: Sep 23, 2013 2:58 PM

    So Bryant is moving up to buses from boats — what’s on the agenda for next year, a stripper-filled train?

  39. t8ertot says: Sep 23, 2013 2:59 PM

    LOL!!!!!! Classic

  40. sbchampsagain says: Sep 23, 2013 3:04 PM

    That story was WAY better than the headline!

    Bravo, Jacoby, bravo!

    McKinnie. Imagine how good that guy could be if he put half the effort into football that he does his music gig and partying…

  41. seachicken64 says: Sep 23, 2013 3:06 PM

    Some people just don’t have a sense of humor. You know my Squirrel Dance/Ray Ray/Body Count reference was funny. Tasteless, yes. Funny, definitely.

  42. bucrightoff says: Sep 23, 2013 3:09 PM

    That’s cool humbleminded85. Two things I always gotta ask

    1) Where’s the white suit?
    2) What innocent person destroys crime scene evidence?

  43. archaic00 says: Sep 23, 2013 3:10 PM

    Is there no decency left anywhere?

    Signed

    Bobby Petrino

  44. annapterp says: Sep 23, 2013 3:14 PM

    Hahahahaha… I love this story. I assume the wounds to the head and face will heal before the knee so it’s no big deal. Guys having fun..nothing wrong with that until someone loses an eye..hahaha.

    Go Ravens!! 2013 AFC North Champs!

  45. schmitty2 says: Sep 23, 2013 3:16 PM

    Maybe Sweet Pea was hired by Rahim Moore.

  46. sbchampsagain says: Sep 23, 2013 3:20 PM

    Sweet Pea plays better defense than Rahim Moore…

  47. citiciti says: Sep 23, 2013 3:29 PM

    His Mother is so proud.

  48. easyeddie says: Sep 23, 2013 3:30 PM

    chiadam says:
    Sep 23, 2013 2:32 PM
    This is like that cartoon horse that used to hit people with guitars, only with a stripper. And champagne.

    ———————

    El Kabong

  49. satchboogie69 says: Sep 23, 2013 3:32 PM

    McKINNEY loves him some strippers doesn’t he.

    He would love a few of the Bucs cheerleaders then.

  50. chazzmon says: Sep 23, 2013 3:36 PM

    Call me curious but why did she hit him,…had him on her fantasy team?

  51. smartanis says: Sep 23, 2013 3:53 PM

    Love Boat II: The Love Bus

  52. bmore31 says: Sep 23, 2013 3:55 PM

    Was is Sweat Pea that McKinney borrowed the millions from??

  53. baltimoresnativeson says: Sep 23, 2013 4:08 PM

    Ligament sprained by his own teammate, now stripper assault.

    Rough season for Jacoby.

  54. psuorioles says: Sep 23, 2013 4:10 PM

    harrisonhits2 says:
    Sep 23, 2013 2:35 PM

    Laugh of the day !

    Sorry Ravens fans but I be even you guys are chuckling over this.

    ___________________________

    Of course we’re laughing at this… dude got hit by a stripper named Sweet Pea.. It’s hilarious…

  55. ballinmore says: Sep 23, 2013 4:11 PM

    If this keeps happening to B Mac he’s going to run out of options of vehicles companies will let him rent. I can’t wait until he has an Amish Buggy with strippers or a horse drawn carriage.

  56. steves11 says: Sep 23, 2013 4:41 PM

    Jacoby has been cursed ever since he was on Dancing With The Stars. Doesn’t he know that DWTS is only for retired players or players on their last legs (Hines Ward)?

  57. jmblosser82 says: Sep 23, 2013 4:48 PM

    Tlmoon, your offense is looking as bad if not worse then pittsburgh’s. Your defense is looking better but they didn’t set the bar high.

  58. cornerstone2001 says: Sep 23, 2013 5:07 PM

    Boy I miss the old days when a stripper would just hit you in the head with her purse…

  59. theblowtorchreview says: Sep 23, 2013 5:36 PM

    Wow this police blotter season is getting off to a quick start in the lawless NFL!

    Pacman arrested for the 8th time.
    Drunk in SF heads to rehab

    Now this!

  60. tsuscrumhalf says: Sep 23, 2013 6:14 PM

    Sweet Pea hitting harder than the Steelers D

  61. steelcurtainn says: Sep 23, 2013 6:25 PM

    I bet he deserved every bit of it…..LOL…….

  62. cowboylover says: Sep 23, 2013 6:28 PM

    Re: chiadam

    This is like that cartoon horse that used to hit people with guitars, only with a stripper. And champagne.

    *******************************************

    El Kabong

  63. slickwilliam says: Sep 23, 2013 8:16 PM

    I guess sweet pea didn’t understand what kind of ” head job” jacoby jones wanted

  64. boyshole25 says: Sep 23, 2013 9:32 PM

    Young man, young man, you just got knocked the @&$” out!!

  65. mlbbal52 says: Sep 23, 2013 11:57 PM

    Are you sure here name wasn’t Sweat and Pee? Funny nonetheless…McKinnie really just needs to grow up some day…

  66. ytownjoe says: Sep 24, 2013 10:02 PM

    He probably only tipped the lady a dollar.

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