“Hello, I’m the Power Rankings”

Every Tuesday morning, we unveil the latest non-binding and inherently meaningless list that ranks all NFL teams from top to bottom.

And, every week, it remains one of the most popular articles on the site.  Even though most of you regard the comments directed to your team as the equivalent of the only gesture in sign language the great Johnny Cash ever knew.

Maybe it’s a sad commentary on what people regard as important.  Maybe I don’t give the thing that resides at the base of a rat’s tail about it.  We give you what you want — not what we think you should want.

You want answers?

“I want the Power Rankings.”

You can’t handle the Power Rankings.

To put a slight twist on one of my favorite Johnny Cash lines (which he may or may not have ever uttered), maybe you can.