6885.8529

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4260.1465

Equations 2

-1067.7895

So by not trading Jared Allen, the Vikings don’t automatically accrue a third round comp pick as some nitwits (or Viking fans, the terms are interchangeable) are suggesting.

Not yet knowing the contract Allen will get, there is a better than even chance the Vikings will get nothing because the Jennings contract will cancel out whatever Allen signs for.

So in conclusion, the Vikings should immediately trade Allen for a conditional 7th rounder.

]]>In other words, these teams often struggle with picking between negative numbers and non-negative numbers.

There is no sport in the world where all the teams are completely inept at basic math skills, let alone advanced math skills.

And hey I thought the Ravens were hiring some fancy pants mathematician this year, how’s that helping out so far?

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