Report: Incognito vandalized his own car with a bat

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This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps. Or something.

In the latest oddball turn in an already strange story, the latest report on Richie Incognito’s vandalized Ferrari is that he was the one doing the vandalizing.

According to TMZ (via the Palm Beach Post), Incognito told the Scottsdale Police Department that he was the one who smashed his car with a bat in a fit of rage.

We haven’t heard much from the (almost certainly) former Dolphins guard, since his brief tirade after the Wells report.

Obviously, he needed to cool down.

Or maybe Dolphins coaches just wanted him to toughen the car up a bit.