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Monday morning one-liners

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It looks like Bills LB Brandon Spikes is willing to pay up on his Twitter bet.

The Dolphins’ stadium renovation plan isn’t on the official agenda this week.

The Patriots might have more work to do than most this week at the owners meetings.

The Jets will return to SUNY-Cortland for training camp this summer.

The Ravens will re-do the contract of recently acquired C Jeremy Zuttah.

Bengals owner Mike Brown can see an extra postseason game setting the stage for a shortened preseason.

LaMarr Woodley’s days were numbered when the Steelers signed S Mike Michell.

The Texans can only hope S Kendrick Lewis reverts to his old form after a rough 2013.

Carlie Gordon-Irsay will represent the Colts for the first time this week.

A look at possible landing spots for Jaguars free agent RB Maurice Jones-Drew.

The addition of Dexter McCluster could give the Titans more options on offense.

The Broncos aren’t expected to open the season against the Seahawks.

The Chiefs still need some help at CB this offseason.

The Raiders have been busy this offseason, and here’s a look at all their moves.

New Chargers QB Kellen Clemens had plenty of reasons for moving to San Diego.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he may listen to too many voices.

Former Giants DE Justin Tuck thanked New York fans with a full-page ad.

A look at recent WR trades creates some context for the DeSean Jackson talks.

Redskins G.M. Bruce Allen still sees holes in his roster.

Bears coach Marc Trestman has been impressed with the effort of QB Jordan Palmer.

The Lions are still waiting to hear from S James Ihedigbo.

Former Packers WR James Jones has made a big impression on the Raiders already.

New Vikings DE Corey Wootton got a $400,000 signing bonus in his one-year deal.

With his contract situation clarified, Falcons DE Osi Umenyiora’s role in the 3-4 looks they want to use remains to be seen.

The Panthers aren’t expected to be in play for DeSean Jackson, regardless.

The Saints are going to be on the fringe of the salary cap for years to come.

Trading Jeremy Zuttah was another step in a complete makeover for the Buccaneers offensive line.

There are no signs of a sophomore slump for Cardinals G.M. Steve Keim.

The Rams shouldn’t expect much in terms of compensatory picks.

Like many of his brethren, 49ers K Phil Dawson has mixed feelings about proposed PAT changes.

Former Seahawks WR Alex Bannister is working toward a comeback at 34.

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5 Responses to “Monday morning one-liners”
  1. smackers86 says: Mar 24, 2014 11:16 AM

    Why is every team except for the Browns represented in the one-liners?

  2. jayhit says: Mar 24, 2014 12:06 PM

    The Brown’s the only team not represented is a one liner in itself lol

  3. dynasonic says: Mar 24, 2014 12:36 PM

    It’s because the Browns traded their one liner to the Colts for a first round pick and a bottle of Oxycontin.

  4. listenupcupcake says: Mar 24, 2014 12:50 PM

    Jerruh – only listen to the voices in your head. They haven’t let you down so far. :)

  5. seaeagle707 says: Mar 24, 2014 1:30 PM

    The opener that Hawks fans want, is the Niners. The Broncs are yesterday’s news in Seattle. We trounced them when we needed to, so we move on.

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