We loved retired linebacker London Fletcher. We may end up loving him even more in retirement.
After NFL Network posted a photo of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo pondering the undulation of a green with Tiger Woods and asked for captions, Fletcher offered up a good one on Twitter, via CSN Washington: “Why is he taking all this time just to choke?“
Here’s hoping London ends up taking a job in the media.
Meanwhile, feel free to try your own in the comments. How about, “I think he just sh-t himself“?
— NFL AM (@NFL_AM) April 10, 2014