Skip to content

Thursday morning one-liners

A man smokes a cigarette at a coffee sho Getty Images

The Bills are trying to make an aggressive move tonight.

The Dolphins don’t appear to be content picking where they are, either.

Patriots WR Danny Amendola is healthy and ready for action.

The Jets have a huge need at CB, but there’s no certainty Rex Ryan gets one.

The Ravens would be happy to move down in the order tonight.

Adding some CB help is the biggest need the Bengals face.

Browns coach Mike Pettine says Johnny Manziel is still in the discussion (which could mean: “Let’s discuss, no, OK”).

The Steelers are also among the teams looking for CB depth.

Texans coach Bill O’Brien livened up practice with some music from his iPod.

The Colts get to sit back with their feet up tonight.

The Jaguars should be able to fill in several starters tonight and tomorrow.

The Titans are working on a new relationship tonight, with coach Ken Whisenhunt and G.M. Ruston Webster picking together for the first time.

Broncos TE Julius Thomas is hungrier than ever after Super Bowl loss (Mmmmm, breakfast).

Don’t count out the Chiefs making a big move tonight.

If Raiders G.M. Reggie McKenzie doesn’t nail this one, he might not have many more chances.

The Chargers used the added time to gather more information about prospects.

It’s not as cool as the Manziel talk, but the Cowboys could move up for some defensive line help.

Giants WR Victor Cruz wants to be a team captain.

The Eagles fired their P.A. announcer.

The Redskins decided to give Tanard Jackson another chance.

Bears QB Jay Cutler became a father again (there must be pictures on the internet of him smoking outside the maternity ward, right?).

It seems like every top WR wants to play for the Lions.

The Packers added to the coaching staff on the eve of the draft.

The Vikings’ braintrust is “together” on their plans for the weekend.

If the Falcons stay put at No. 6, taking the best OT available makes sense.

The Panthers could easily draft against need tonight.

Add the Saints to the list of teams who don’t like waiting and waiting.

The Buccaneers could surprise and go with DT Aaron Donald at No. 7.

The Cardinals could be drafting for the future and taking a QB.

The more the Rams keep pumping up Sam Bradford, the more you wonder who they’re trying to convince.

Once again, the 49ers enter the weekend with a bounty of picks.

Taking a last look at the Seahawks’ pre-draft visitors.

Permalink 10 Comments Feed for comments Latest Stories in: Home, Rumor Mill
10 Responses to “Thursday morning one-liners”
  1. barsfordays says: May 8, 2014 8:31 AM

    E

  2. barsfordays says: May 8, 2014 8:31 AM

    The Eagles need Cooks or Odell Beckham!

  3. SAV says: May 8, 2014 8:51 AM

    Aaron Donald is my favorite player in the draft.

  4. golforepar says: May 8, 2014 9:01 AM

    Was Vikings and Braintrust really used in the same sentence?!

  5. ufools says: May 8, 2014 9:02 AM

    What’s up with the picture??? I don’t get it….

  6. tatatoothy says: May 8, 2014 9:35 AM

    LOL at Danny Amendola being “healthy.”

  7. NOLA in Focus says: May 8, 2014 9:49 AM

    Is the picture a smokescreen reference? Or does it imply that Danny Amendola’s health is equal to the health of a 50 year old smoker?

  8. weepingjebus says: May 8, 2014 9:52 AM

    Pats fan, but I still can’t resist shouting “Ammmennndooollllaaa!” like the Simpsons Mendoza guy every time I think of his season. 600 yards, really?

  9. rjfoley48 says: May 8, 2014 10:05 AM

    Amendola is always healthy and ready….. in May!

  10. Marv says: May 8, 2014 2:13 PM

    I’m a Patriots fan and when I was thinking about possibilities for this draft, I completely forgot he was even on the roster…

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to leave a comment. Not a member? Register now!