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Kellen Winslow gets conditional discharge in synthetic marijuana case


If you remember something about former Jets tight end Kellen Winslow’s arrest in New Jersey last year, it likely has to do with a Target parking lot, a search for Boston Market and two jars of Vaseline in the car.

Police responded to a call from a woman who said she saw Winslow masturbating in his car in the aforementioned parking lot, but police did not catch Winslow in that act. He was found to be in possession of synthetic marijuana, however, and the resulting charges moved toward dismissal on Thursday.

The Newark Star-Ledger reports Winslow was granted a conditional discharge on Thursday and the charges will be dismissed in a year if Winslow avoids arrest and makes regular visits to his probation officer. Winslow’s attorneys had argued that the charges should be dismissed because Fubinaca, the substance found in synthetic marijuana, was not listed as an illegal substance by the DEA until February. A judge rejected that argument, though, because New Jersey law already barred substances mimicking the effect of marijuana.

Winslow said he was happy with the decision because it frees him to pursue employment with an NFL team. Winslow had 31 catches for 388 yards and two touchdowns last season and served a four-game suspension for violating the performance-enhancing drug policy.

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14 Responses to “Kellen Winslow gets conditional discharge in synthetic marijuana case”
  1. jimmyt says: May 23, 2014 8:24 AM

    So they gave him a synthetic discharge to go with the synthetic charges.

  2. 700levelvet says: May 23, 2014 8:25 AM

    An absolute complete overrated complete turd… He’s been nothing but an embarrassment since he entered the league..

  3. lawyermalloy says: May 23, 2014 8:47 AM

    He’s going to get clobbered by Roger. This is now his third offense, the can suspend him for the entire season.

  4. ytownjoe says: May 23, 2014 8:48 AM

    Browns need receivers. This time, try harder Kellen.

  5. Matt dog from C-town says: May 23, 2014 9:00 AM

    vasoline is nasty

  6. uglydingo says: May 23, 2014 9:20 AM

    Kellen Winslow Jr’s career is also parked somewhere in the Target car park near Boston Market and maybe he should return to the practices at which he excels with the 2 jars of vaseline.
    Kind of ironic that KWJ is better remembered for falling off his motorbike (yes it was a crotch rocket) and his greasy exploits in the Target car park, than his great play on the field.

  7. GenXJay says: May 23, 2014 9:28 AM

    “The U”.
    Take pride, “soldier.” especially in your problems…lol. Loser.

  8. bornahawker says: May 23, 2014 9:43 AM

    Time to find a real job. Invest some of that free money you took KWJ, football has passed U bye.

  9. picksixx says: May 23, 2014 9:54 AM

    It is sad to see a guy who looked so good early in his career not fulfill his potential, especially when it is not injury-related.

  10. joefelicelli says: May 23, 2014 10:05 AM

    The damage he did to his knee in the motorcycle crash had a lot to do with him losing his explosiveness. But I think the bigger part is he never understood the work that needed to go into the game to be one of the greats. The Target incident is pretty representative of how he has approached his career. Yet another ridiculously talented athletic specimen with physical ability in the top 1% of all athletes, but didn’t have the brains to make it work.

  11. ariani1985 says: May 23, 2014 10:22 AM

    Green Bay bound.

  12. charman11 says: May 23, 2014 10:39 AM

    You would think his dad would have gotten through to him a little more about what it takes.. I would think Sr. tried but evidently Jr. just didn’t really want it bad enough.

  13. robuff716 says: May 23, 2014 10:41 AM

    He did what in a parking lot….Man this dude needs help and quickly!

  14. thegreatgabbert says: May 23, 2014 1:44 PM

    A conditional discharge using a half baked excuse for possessing synthetic drugs.

    Keep it real, Kellen.

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