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The Bills have the largest offensive line in the league, with the unit averaging six-five and 325 pounds.

With no pads and no live contact, Dolphins second-round WR Jarvis Landry has looked good.

The Patriots could sign TE Dustin Keller after June 1, when the move no longer would be included in the compensatory draft-pick formula.

Former Jets QB Chad Pennington thinks it’s smart for the team to have both Geno Smith and Mike Vick on the roster.

Former Steelers S Mike Logan says the team never warned him of the risks of pain-killing medications.

The Johnny Cleveland Waffle can be purchased at a diner in Akron; eateries in Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, and/or Baltimore may soon be offering hot dogs named for the rookie quarterback.

Ravens rookie WR Mike Campanero’s girlfriend was miffed that the team didn’t take him with its last pick in the draft, and then the Ravens acquired another seventh-rounder from the Browns to take him.

Bengals offensive coordinator Hue Jackson wants his offense to be “fast and furious.”

Titans five-round rookie Avery Williamson could be the guy they’ve been looking for at linebacker.

Jaguars WR Cecil Shorts III recently explained that he knew he didn’t have a groin injury last year because he felt the pain in his testicles.

Get to know Texans TE C.J. Fiedorowicz.

An Indiana appeals court overturned a ruling that allowed the beer vendor at the Colts’ stadium to avoid responsibility for the death of a young girl killed by a drunk driver based on the allegation that the vendor didn’t know which employee served the alcohol.

What restrictions will the Chiefs place on fifth-round QB Aaron Murray at minicamp?

Raiders QB Matt Schaub says a quarterback needs to be “somewhat of a psychologist.”  (Maybe he was conducting an experiment last year aimed at seeing how his teammates handled playing with a really bad quarterback.)

Undrafted a year ago, Chargers S Jahleel Addae now aims for a starting job.

Broncos LB Chase Vaughn, signed after participating in rookie minicamp, has now been with five different football leagues.

Giants DE Damontre Moore has spent a lot of time at The Biondi School of Leake and Watts, a school for victims of various types of abuse, children with behavioral issues and severe learning disabilities, and habitual truants.

The Eagles still want to host a Super Bowl.

After knee surgery, Cowboys DE Anthony Spencer spent five months laying down 16-17 hours per day.

Alex Trebek supports the Redskins name.  (What is would he call a Native American a Redskin to his face?)

Bears Hall of Fame DE Richard Dent says the NFL treats players like “livestock.”

Lions WR Golden Tate hit a home run at Tigers batting practice on Friday; “It just barely went over,” Tate said.

Packers OL Aaron Adams hopes to climb from practice squad to roster in 2014.

The Vikings hope to sell the naming rights to their new stadium soon.

Falcons RB Steven Jackson wants the team to rank in the top 10 in every rushing statistical category.

Saints RB Pierre Thomas says that, every year, he fights for his job.

Buccaneers G.M. Jason Licht continues to make key hires from consistently strong programs.

Panthers QB Cam Newton has made it to the semifinals in the vote for the right to be on the cover of the official NFL video game that never really improves because it has no competition.

On Friday, Cardinals rookie QB Logan Thomas displayed the accuracy issues that caused him to be taken on the third day of the draft.

Kory Faulkner, who was undrafted, is the only quarterback at the 49ers rookie minicamp.

The Seahawks are expected to sign OT A.J. Harmon of Cumberland University to take Garrett Scott’s spot on the roster.

Rams coach Jeff Fisher’s third annual charity softball game will be played on June 8.

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14 Responses to “Saturday one-liners”
  1. thegreatgabbert says: May 24, 2014 12:32 PM

    Cecil’s shorts were too tight.

  2. thevikesarebest says: May 24, 2014 12:44 PM

    The shehawks still have”0″ “legit” superbowls.

  3. abninf says: May 24, 2014 12:49 PM

    Alex Trebek supports the Redskins name. (What is would he call a Native American a Redskin to his face?)
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    I don’t know. Would the students at Red Mesa High, Navajo reservation team mascot Redskins, say it to each others faces? Probably so.

  4. vickspreadherpes says: May 24, 2014 1:40 PM

    The Eagles still want to actually WIN a Super Bowl. 1960

  5. thestrategyexpert says: May 24, 2014 1:48 PM

    Yeah but Alex Trebek has been known to often make scoring adjustments after a break and doing a little more research.

  6. Wineshard says: May 24, 2014 2:34 PM

    Has a Native American ever been in Trebek’s kitchen?

  7. nativeraider says: May 24, 2014 3:51 PM

    Another shot at the RAIDERS. That’s not the last…

  8. deltaoracle says: May 24, 2014 4:14 PM

    Inside position for Viking stadium naming rights currently belongs to Rent a Wreck.

  9. ghostofgilchrist says: May 24, 2014 7:27 PM

    “Bears Hall of Fame DE Richard Dent says the NFL treats players like “livestock.””

    Like…oh, nearly every other company on the planet.

  10. jimmysee says: May 24, 2014 8:03 PM

    Vikings Stadium: Dunkin’ Donuts Park.

  11. crip2nite says: May 24, 2014 9:14 PM

    What does Trebek know, he’s Canadian :(

  12. jimmysee says: May 24, 2014 9:48 PM

    Vikings Home Field = Post-It Park.

    Gotta love it!

  13. jimmysee says: May 24, 2014 10:00 PM

    News flash!

    Packers stockholders buy naming rights to Vikings stadium –>

    Lambeau Field Jr.

  14. nicofthenorthstar says: May 25, 2014 1:28 AM

    Suck it, Trebek.

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