Wednesday morning one-liners


Donald Trump claims he’s the only potential buyer who would keep the Bills in Buffalo.

There’s no way to sugarcoat it: C Mike Pouncey is a huge loss for the Dolphins.

Former Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez is scheduled to go on trial for one murder on October 6, and for two more murders on May 28.

Jets rookie TE Jace Amaro says he’s inspired by the San Antonio Spurs.

Said Ravens coach John Harbaugh of the time off before training camp, “A lot of it has to do with setbacks. No setbacks between now and then – that’s part of the offseason deal.”

The Bengals like what they see of strong side LB Emmanuel Lamur.

Former Browns LB Clay Matthews Jr. is beloved in Cleveland, according to his nephew, Falcons rookie OT Jake Matthews.

Former Steelers RB Jerome Bettis made a $64,000 donation to youth sports programs.

Ex-Texans QB Matt Schaub is selling his Houston home for $4.29 million.

Colts coach Chuck Pagano says he initially asked, “Why me?” when he was diagnosed with cancer, but he quickly realized that there’s no point in self-pity.

Jaguars rookie WR Marqise Lee treated some campers to ice cream.

The Titans expect big things from Dexter McCluster.

Said Broncos OLB Von Miller of having DeMarcus Ware as a new teammate, “I never saw that coming. Never in a million years did I see that coming. I always wanted to play with DeMarcus Ware, and it’s just crazy how things work out. I model my game after him.”

Chiefs QB Alex Smith sold his California home for $2.65 million.

Here are some images from Raiders minicamp.

Chargers TE Ladarius Green looks like a fantasy sleeper.

With Tyron Smith, the Cowboys are in good shape at left tackle.

Here’s a look at some Giants who are in danger of not making the roster.

Should Eagles fans be concerned that Nick Foles will take a step backward this season?

The Economist weighs in on the Redskins name controversy.

Bears DE Trevor Scott is happy to be in Chicago.

Lions TE Eric Ebron says Matthew Stafford provides everything you want in a quarterback.

The Packers will need more from RBs James Starks and DuJuan Harris after losing Jonathan Franklin.

The Vikings have released their training camp schedule.

Falcons coach Mike Smith knows he and QB Matt Ryan are the two people who will be blamed if the team struggles this year.

Panthers QB Cam Newton should be his usual self this season despite ankle surgery.

Saints CB A.J. Davis will spend his second straight year on injured reserve.

Bucs WR Mike Evans loves him some Johnny Football.

An Arizona group opposed to Native American mascots will protest when the Cardinals host the Redskins and Chiefs.

Rams DE Michael Sam says he’s been treated like an ordinary rookie.

Fans who like pictures of players from the pre-facemask days should check out this one of former 49er Gordy Soltau.

A Seahawks fan is making Super Bowl rings for the 12th Man.