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Get ‘em while they’re hot: Buy your ladies’ Ray Rice gear

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The league’s in house network referred to the “iron fist of the NFL” this morning while discussing the pending two-game suspension for the Ravens running back Ray Rice.

But that iron palm can still be greased, mind you.

In case you wanted to show your support for the Ravens running back during his time off for knocking his wife unconscious, you can order your very own Ray Rice ladies’ jersey from the team store, for the low price of $94.95.

Or even better, you can order the shimmering pink one (with the sassy laces to cover up your cleavage) from the league for only $59.95.

Those will be perfect for the warm autumn afternoons of October, when the league goes to great pains to remind you it supports breast cancer research.

If only they showed as much respect for the rest of the woman.

Photo credit: NFLShop.com

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114 Responses to “Get ‘em while they’re hot: Buy your ladies’ Ray Rice gear”
  1. jayniner says: Jul 24, 2014 12:13 PM

    IRONY doesn’t even begin to define this one….

  2. bonnovi says: Jul 24, 2014 12:14 PM

    Wow.

  3. joeflaccoallday says: Jul 24, 2014 12:14 PM

    Lol can’t even lie the league is gonna really hear it now.

  4. coonsqualler says: Jul 24, 2014 12:15 PM

    This is a classic!! Great stuff..

  5. SparkyGump says: Jul 24, 2014 12:15 PM

    I’m holding out for Jerry Jones bourbon.

  6. seatownballers says: Jul 24, 2014 12:16 PM

    Comes with a complimentary black eye

  7. norvturnersneck says: Jul 24, 2014 12:18 PM

    What did the hand say to the face?

  8. 1phillyphan says: Jul 24, 2014 12:20 PM

    Wow, thats a Knock-out price !

  9. goodellisruiningtheleague says: Jul 24, 2014 12:21 PM

    Only ships internationally due to domestic handling

  10. reverend5150 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:22 PM

    this guy should be out of the league

  11. jerruhjones says: Jul 24, 2014 12:23 PM

    Comes with a free restraining order!

  12. stunzeed5 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:24 PM

    Ravens are pathetic and give a black eye to Maryland and NOVA.

    #HTTR

  13. 1heatedtoombrayduh says: Jul 24, 2014 12:24 PM

    You cant beat these prices with a fist…I mean stick

  14. wewantmoretebowandfavrearticles says: Jul 24, 2014 12:25 PM

    Best post by PFT to date. $94.95? Not even Ray Rice can beat that price. Smashing good deal.

  15. trailbreaker77 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:25 PM

    There are no words.

  16. ravensterpsarmystrong says: Jul 24, 2014 12:25 PM

    Well deserved criticism! Only 2 gms – SMH!

  17. feelfreetohateonme says: Jul 24, 2014 12:25 PM

    Look at this hit job! Did Ray Rice hit your sister?! The legal system and the NFL have ruled on this but this site feels the need to administer it’s own hit jobs.

  18. tvguy22 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:25 PM

    At least it isn’t too long. Don’t want it to get stuck in the elevator doors when hubby is taking you out for a drag.

  19. touchdownroddywhite says: Jul 24, 2014 12:26 PM

    A gift like hat will really knock her off her feet!

  20. eaglesnoles05 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:27 PM

    Awesome post, Gantt. Thumbs up big time.

  21. citizenstrange says: Jul 24, 2014 12:27 PM

    What’s the first thing you should do after buying your Ray Rice gear?

    The dishes if you know what’s good for you!

  22. kingokra says: Jul 24, 2014 12:28 PM

    At least it’s better than the Aaron Hernandez halter top.

  23. thirstymofo says: Jul 24, 2014 12:29 PM

    Should come with a helmet.

  24. Kaz says: Jul 24, 2014 12:30 PM

    Rumor has it the suspension was lowered from 8 games to 2, because his team argued he used the back of his hand. Big difference then the palm or your fist.

  25. rutchaser says: Jul 24, 2014 12:31 PM

    Well grown men shouldnt wear jerseys either.

  26. deweyaxewound says: Jul 24, 2014 12:32 PM

    Too bad I can’t afford this right now….

    I’m trying to save up for that awesome “Ray Lewis Steak Knife Set”.

  27. brownsmakemecrazy says: Jul 24, 2014 12:34 PM

    Let’s suspend him but we will gouge people for his jersey in the name of breast cancer. I’m sure 10 of women will be buying his jersey. NFL has no ethics or shame. Smh

  28. revelation123 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:34 PM

    Next they’ll be selling Josh Gordon vodka with a complementary fake driver’s license.

  29. unclebluck says: Jul 24, 2014 12:34 PM

    The only thing that is consistent with Godell and his administration is his “inconsistency”…….

  30. trollhammer20 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:35 PM

    I think the phrase you’re looking for is “tone-deaf”.

  31. davisacross says: Jul 24, 2014 12:35 PM

    My nurse from elementary school needs to travel to NYC, put the headphones on Goodell’s ears, and see if he can detect the beeps. That’s the only way he’ll realize he is tone deaf.

  32. amchez11 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:37 PM

    Is that price elevated?

  33. guitarkevin says: Jul 24, 2014 12:40 PM

    I just stumbled upon this deal.

  34. cornerstone2001 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:41 PM

    Do they have SOCKS?

  35. wishingtonredslur says: Jul 24, 2014 12:41 PM

    Which one hides the bruises?

  36. skoobyfl says: Jul 24, 2014 12:47 PM

    “Elevate” your spouses game & receive half of your next ER visit, all at no extra charge.

  37. simplesimon1 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:48 PM

    LOL

    Good Lord. This may be the best article ever on this site. Congrats PFT, you just upped the level!!!

    I was going to make a joke such as some others, but I’ll leave it alone. Guy is a scumbag. They shouldn’t even have his jersey for sale.

  38. nickbrezzy says: Jul 24, 2014 12:48 PM

    Hahaha 😂😂😂 this is Hilarious now watch the nfl suspen Josh Gordon for the year

  39. dalfanforever says: Jul 24, 2014 12:49 PM

    I’m just here for the comments! LOL

  40. skum01 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:50 PM

    The way Ray Rice played last year, having him on the active roster may be a bigger penaty.

  41. kobebetterthanjordan says: Jul 24, 2014 12:50 PM

    $59.95 plus $7.95 slapping and handling

  42. beerbudsnbevo says: Jul 24, 2014 12:50 PM

    Looks like quality materials…is it stain and blood resistant?

  43. nfl fan says: Jul 24, 2014 12:52 PM

    Rutgers must be proud!

  44. troy43mvp says: Jul 24, 2014 12:52 PM

    It’s this kind of publicity that will leave the N.F.L. with a “black eye”. I wish they would quit “dragging this out”. I would like to “apologize for” the N.F.L

  45. Ferdinand says: Jul 24, 2014 12:53 PM

    The only thing surprising about thus whole situation, and it makes me profoundly sad to say it, is that they didn’t save the suspension for the late Friday news dump.

  46. thelastwordyaheard says: Jul 24, 2014 12:55 PM

    his wife doesn’t seem to mind having been beaten unconscious, so I guess the rest of us will have to get over it..

  47. hawkforlife says: Jul 24, 2014 12:57 PM

    Do you have to go take the elevator at their official store to get to the ladies area?

  48. Nofoolnodrool says: Jul 24, 2014 12:57 PM

    The Ravens…the joke that keeps reinventing itself. Thanks for the laughs and keep them coming.

  49. roverboy1949 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:59 PM

    Shouldn’t he get as much time as any person would get if he hit a woman? Judge gives you 90 days, nfl gives you 90 days. Why is the penalty only 2 weeks?

  50. flylikearaven88 says: Jul 24, 2014 12:59 PM

    I have a feeling a bunch of those are gonna be collecting dust over the next several years over in the NFL warehouse facility.

  51. jetslakersfan says: Jul 24, 2014 1:01 PM

    People need to get over this and move on. It not like he the first NFL player to hit his wife. Not saying what he did was right but if it not caught on camera he doesn’t get anything out of this.

  52. tatatoothy says: Jul 24, 2014 1:01 PM

    This is almost as bad as when the Ravens tried to sell the Ray Lewis commemorative white suit in 2011…

  53. turtlefox1 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:01 PM

    Great time for Josh Gordon to make his appeal! Oh yeah, it’s the same NFL that gave Rice dos dias.

  54. kneelbeforesod says: Jul 24, 2014 1:03 PM

    We are already VERY aware of breasts. If the NFL actually cared about women however, it would give domestic abuse the same amount of attention that it does to cancer.

  55. talkingheadsknowall says: Jul 24, 2014 1:06 PM

    This is all well and good – I just want to know if the Jersey will apologize for costing so much!

  56. hounds64 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:07 PM

    Just ship those off to a third world country along with the 2014 Broncos Championship gear.

  57. caeser12 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:08 PM

    They should throw in a pair of wide framed Gloria Vanderbilt sunglasses to really set it off.

    Classless move.

  58. sbchampsagain says: Jul 24, 2014 1:10 PM

    Great job NFL!

    Also hard to believe they still are selling women’s Ben Roethlisberger jerseys after he was suspended for 4 games!

    *facepalm*

  59. chip56 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:10 PM

    Perfect world Ray Rice and not Michael Sam would be considered the distraction in a locker room.

  60. ravensterps says: Jul 24, 2014 1:10 PM

    I’m glad all of you who pretend to care about women find this so hilarious.

  61. warhammer420 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:10 PM

    Ahahaha! I just overdosed on irony.

  62. stixzidinia says: Jul 24, 2014 1:11 PM

    The NFL is just a garbage corporate entity at this point. It hasn’t been about the game in a long time. They’ll rake in tons of cash for “breast cancer awareness” merch and only donate 5% of that to actual cancer research. Much like when they were trying to put the brakes on big hits, the NFL store was selling “NFL’s biggest hits!” dvd’s. The NFL today is a disgusting organization.

  63. johnnycash19 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:11 PM

    As a college student majoring in Sport Management, this is embarrassing.

  64. dapollock69 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:12 PM

    If I buy the shirt, I better only have to tell it once to make me a sandwich.

  65. poorcalvinisstuckonthecrappylions says: Jul 24, 2014 1:12 PM

    Having a sense of humor when it comes to beating a woman is just disgusting. Ray Rice is a POS!

  66. chip56 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:13 PM

    Ryan Rucco and Stephen A. Smith on ESPN NY are defending the suspension based on its merits but saying that from a PR standpoint it could have been longer…ESPN is lost.

  67. kuranda84 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:13 PM

    And she married him…

    …and they lived happily ever after.

  68. tommikula says: Jul 24, 2014 1:15 PM

    This is like reading PFT before 2008…. I love it!

  69. overratedsteelerhater says: Jul 24, 2014 1:15 PM

    1st half of that video must not have been as bad as everyone says.[who never saw it anyway]

  70. the8man says: Jul 24, 2014 1:18 PM

    Hey! Maybe the league lessened the suspension because she told the league and the prosecutors, “I asked for it.”

  71. 4grammarpolice says: Jul 24, 2014 1:20 PM

    What’s next, a Justin Blackmon bong?

  72. eaglesnoles05 says: Jul 24, 2014 1:22 PM

    Wow, this is some public outcry here. The Ravens are faced with a very interesting PR/moral decision here. I think they need to extend the suspension within’ the team govt.

  73. stopandsmellthefootball says: Jul 24, 2014 1:23 PM

    Two Games? Dude knocks out his girlfriend and gets TWO GAMES? Josh Gordon should be rolling over in his rehab. I am all about second chances. But only after you adequately pay for the first mistake

  74. dannersthemanners says: Jul 24, 2014 1:24 PM

    if you are suspended a whole season for smoking marijuana, you should be permanently suspended for this or other actions where you cause harm to someone….

    Makes no sense.

  75. tangovader says: Jul 24, 2014 1:31 PM

    One incident. No prior history of violence against women. No footage of the actual assault.

    Yeah, the NFL should be ashamed of themselves for looking at the facts and applying logic instead of passionaltely over-reacting.

  76. xsm941f says: Jul 24, 2014 1:33 PM

    Thank you all! These are some the funniest comments ever. Positively hilarious. Fell on floor laughing at one that said “it should come with a helmet”

  77. djshnooks says: Jul 24, 2014 1:38 PM

    I’m sure they have more ladies jerseys.

    Idiots.

  78. coachbeck says: Jul 24, 2014 1:38 PM

    Leave it to ravens fans to buy these for their women lol

  79. nicofthenorthstar says: Jul 24, 2014 1:40 PM

    Well said.

  80. ragnarthemagnificent says: Jul 24, 2014 1:41 PM

    Those jerseys were just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and they apologize.

  81. youpeopleareallthesame says: Jul 24, 2014 1:44 PM

    When I read the headline, I assumed that it would be something along the lines of ladies gear for if she runs into Ray Rice. Something like a helmet and some hockey pads.

  82. granadafan says: Jul 24, 2014 1:44 PM

    For those bleating on that the courts didn’t convict him, so the NFL shouldn’t suspend him, you’re missing the point I offer this article and the comments as reason #1 why a private company but public image conscience nees to act against their employees who ruin their image. Right now the Ravens are disgrace for their hands off approach, the NFL is a joke for their slap on the wrist, and Ray Rice is an absolute scumbag for beating his wife.

    That she didn’t want the gravy train to stop and hence no pressing of charges is of no consequence to the conduct policy mandated by the league. Their public image took a hit.

  83. thraiderskin says: Jul 24, 2014 1:53 PM

    Keep your hands to yourself…

  84. pauliewalnutsthe2nd says: Jul 24, 2014 1:56 PM

    “Lol can’t even lie the league is gonna really hear it now.”

    Yeah, all the way to the bank they’ll hear it.

  85. illnagas says: Jul 24, 2014 1:58 PM

    never too early to shop for Valentines Day 2015 y’all

  86. tangovader says: Jul 24, 2014 2:00 PM

    “Right now the Ravens are disgrace for their hands off approach,”

    Almost every team with a player facing a suspension waits for the league to rule before taking any additional action.

    “the NFL is a joke for their slap on the wrist,”

    You have no idea of what was on the video inside the elevator. No idea of what was said when Goddell met with Ray and his wife. No idea of what the detectives investigating the case had to add.

    ” and Ray Rice is an absolute scumbag for beating his wife.”

    He hit his fiancee after she physically assualted him in an elevator. That’s all you know. There’s no evidence ofthis being a pattern with him or something he would ever do again. In fact, he’s expressed nothing but remorse for the incident. Whether you believe it’s genuine is besides the point. The fact is, there’s no evidence to suggest that he is anything but remorseful.

  87. primantibrothersgavemefoodpoisoning says: Jul 24, 2014 2:01 PM

    This is quite the bush league little article you have here.

  88. indians4evr says: Jul 24, 2014 2:15 PM

    *wear

  89. 303bengalguy says: Jul 24, 2014 3:02 PM

    I’m floored!!!

    Seriously though, I don’t think my employer would suspend me for 2 weeks without pay if they had video tape related to me knocking out my spouse. I think they’d be a little tougher than that.

  90. niz10rav55 says: Jul 24, 2014 3:05 PM

    I hope you say the same thing about Greg Hardy when his suspension comes out too..

  91. thethunderofgunns says: Jul 24, 2014 3:05 PM

    They need to sell Ray Rice endorsed ladies head gear. :)

  92. xviixxiixxvi says: Jul 24, 2014 3:12 PM

    jayniner says:
    Jul 24, 2014 12:13 PM
    “IRONY doesn’t even begin to define this one….”

    ———————————————

    This statement is more true than you realize.

  93. deweyaxewound says: Jul 24, 2014 3:17 PM

    tommikula says: Jul 24, 2014 1:15 PM

    This is like reading PFT before 2008…. I love it!

    ___________________________________

    Amen and halleluia! Ah, the good old days – when ALL the articles were actually smart and funny, like this one (and not just pushing some partisan PC drivel) and the comments were almost universally witty, insightful and uncensored.

    God, I miss those days, and that carefree spirit of a fun PFT.

    The fact that the above comment – at this moment – is rated with 30 thumbs up and ZERO thumbs down should be a clear sign to PFT brass that others feel the same – we all want PFT to buy its soul back from NBC!

    Please, at the very least, lighten up a little on all the heavy-handed censoring, won’t you?

    Remember how fun it can be, when we all just let loose a little? :-)

  94. ghost26 says: Jul 24, 2014 3:20 PM

    Bottom line–The NFL is classless.

  95. guymatula says: Jul 24, 2014 3:28 PM

    If she would have just made him a sandwich like he asked, none of this would be an issue!!!

  96. skoobyfl says: Jul 24, 2014 3:30 PM

    The costs of these jersey goes up and down, depending on where you punch the sale out.

  97. skoobyfl says: Jul 24, 2014 3:35 PM

    RR’s Pink October jersey is made with Kevlar incase your man keeps it real.

  98. minnesoulja says: Jul 24, 2014 3:52 PM

    Next month NFL highlights the OJ Simpson Steak Knife collection…. buy one for you, one as a gift and we throw in the Isotoners NO CHARGE TO YOU. These ones are one size fits all.

  99. bigwalt2990 says: Jul 24, 2014 3:53 PM

    I thought the NFL was worried about public image…not sure why they’re still associated with a woman beater.

  100. bigwalt2990 says: Jul 24, 2014 3:54 PM

    Women are not equal, you can’t hit them.

  101. sirlurksalot says: Jul 24, 2014 3:56 PM

    I usually don’t like most of this writer’s stuff because he seems to hate on my qb at every opportunity (Smokin’ Jay), but I applaud this article for calling out Rice and the NFL. Two games, what a joke. Hope this coward gets severely concussed and turns into a Sidney Rice.

  102. minnesoulja says: Jul 24, 2014 3:57 PM

    Is this resulting from the time she didn’t get out of his way fast enough?

    After they move all his jerseys and apparal merchandise, the action figure hits the shelves. Comes with 12 spoken phrases from “I thought I said shut your mouth” to “Stay in the car” and lifelike, realistic backhand motion. Removable open hand and closed fist included. Battery is included too.

  103. realdealsteel says: Jul 24, 2014 4:29 PM

    On the back of those ladies jersey should be a picture of Rice giving his girl that right upper cut.

  104. thethurmanator says: Jul 24, 2014 4:34 PM

    and if I remember correctly, NFL gives less than 10% of the sales on the pink gear for breast cancer research. They market it like they really care so much, but still can’t part with more than $10 on a $100 jersey that costs about $25-30 to make. Such greedy pigs Goodell makes me sick

  105. richieincognito68 says: Jul 24, 2014 4:39 PM

    Brilliant!

  106. prussian11 says: Jul 24, 2014 4:45 PM

    Yes, a bonehead move and oversight.
    But how many of you feel your company communicates well between one department to the other ALL the time. Left hand and right hand here folks …

  107. rcali says: Jul 24, 2014 4:45 PM

    “Pink month” in the NFL, never thought I’d say those words.

  108. higheriqthanyou says: Jul 24, 2014 5:02 PM

    Are they sold out of the Aldon Smith gun flasks complete with number 99?

    I’m worried about missing out.

  109. steelcurtainn says: Jul 24, 2014 5:15 PM

    Don’t forget to order with the words “WOMEN BEATER” on the back. They should sell fast in Baltimore.

  110. brownsmakemecrazy says: Jul 24, 2014 5:31 PM

    Hilarious stuff up above. So many classics

  111. xbam1 says: Jul 24, 2014 7:34 PM

    i love watching football but man i hate the way the NFL handles their business…

  112. dumplingsrbrown says: Jul 25, 2014 6:28 AM

    Why pay that much to the NFL after this sham of a punishment? Rice is a counterfeit man means a counterfeit jersey should work.

  113. Canton Bulldogs says: Jul 25, 2014 2:19 PM

    This story is in poor taste. Others may be deserving but this is low class.

  114. memegunz says: Jul 25, 2014 2:49 PM

    We as women continue to shoot ourselves in the foot when it comes to womens rights. If it were up to women today, we may not have the right to vote. Women are setting themselves back a thousand years. Why should men respect us when we show no respect for ourselves. We need to stop whoring around and having children out of wedlock. They are called bastard children for a reason ladies. Stop bringing down society and yourselves and maybe, just maybe men will start respecting us again. You have to act respectful to get respect. We live in a world that is the ‘boys club’ and we need to take our place before we loose what few rights we do have!

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