The league’s in house network referred to the “iron fist of the NFL” this morning while discussing the pending two-game suspension for the Ravens running back Ray Rice.
But that iron palm can still be greased, mind you.
In case you wanted to show your support for the Ravens running back during his time off for knocking his wife unconscious, you can order your very own Ray Rice ladies’ jersey from the team store, for the low price of $94.95.
Or even better, you can order the shimmering pink one (with the sassy laces to cover up your cleavage) from the league for only $59.95.
Those will be perfect for the warm autumn afternoons of October, when the league goes to great pains to remind you it supports breast cancer research.
If only they showed as much respect for the rest of the woman.
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