New Vikings stadium raises bird concerns

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The new Vikings stadium will resemble in many respects a gigantic terrarium, with plenty of glass under which humans will be potentially baking.  But that’s still better than what it may do to the birds.

Deadspin recently pointed out a press release from Audubon Minnesota, which accuses the Vikings of creating a “death trap” for our fine, feathered friends (except when one of those bastards craps on my toupee).

“We’re talking about a billion dollar stadium here, and the cost to save perhaps thousands of migratory birds –- and make the Vikings a global leader in green stadium design — is about one-tenth of one percent of that,” Audubon Minnesota Executive Director Matthew Anderson said.  “Hundreds of millions of dollars of public money is going to build this stadium, and we know the people of Minnesota do not want their money killing birds.  The Vikings recently approved spending millions and millions of additional dollars to make sure the stadium is ‘iconic’ – surely they also want to make sure it’s not a death trap.  We’re asking them to change their minds and do the right thing.”

The issue isn’t a new one.  For months, concerns have been raised regarding the importance of making sure that birds won’t fly into what they believe to not be a giant slab of glass.

Per the release, Audubon Minnesota “communicated regularly with stadium developers until April 2014, when they were told that another meeting would be scheduled before a July 15 decision on the type of glass to be used.”  The meeting allegedly was canceled, and on July 17 Audubon Minnesota was told that there would be no change in the stadium glass.

Apparently, someone decided it would be cheaper to pay someone to pick up all those dead birds from the stadium grounds over the next 30 or 40 years than it will be to fix the glass.  Those costs may go up when dead birds start landing on toupees.

103 responses to “New Vikings stadium raises bird concerns

  1. I used to work at a KFC that had normal fast food glass windows and those idiot birds would kill themselves about once a week or so by flying into the side of the place. Birds are extremely stupid (thus the term bird-brain) and thus get what they deserve.

  2. Or, the number of birds that are estimated to die by flying into glass is grossly over-estimated by the media. I wonder how Chris Kluwe feels about it – maybe he’ll sue on behalf of the birds.

    It’s shocking that this “controversy” hasn’t yet been called Birdgate.

  3. Lucky for birds, Costco doesn’t have glass across those huge bay entrance doors.

    But then again, it’s a little unnerving to see birds swoop in at high speed, land on my table, and proceed to stare at my hotdog.

  4. Birds are so dumb that they can’t tell the difference between outside and a reflection of outside. If the Vikings won’t take steps to save the birds, they could at least do it to save visiting Packer fans.

  5. just put a picture of the vikings logo on top and the birds will just fly upside down over it because the vikings are not worth crapping on or dying for anyways

  6. No big deal. At Lambeau they have to watch out for runaway beater pick-up trucks being driven by 350lbs fans who reek of tobacco and have been drinking Natural light since 5am.

  7. No problem, put a couple of windmills on top of it and the admin will grant an exception for all of the birds the stadium kills.

    Windmills kill an estimated 2 million birds a year in the US, including hundreds of Bald Eagles and nobody cares.

  8. Can’t help but read “Hundreds of millions of dollars of public money is going to build this stadium” and shake my head. You wanted it, you got it.

    Enjoy yet another sure to be embarrassing episode in your teams history when they have to squeegee all the birds off your windows every sunday. There’s one of these articles for these clowns EVERY DAY. Can’t make this stuff up.

  9. /does the math on one tenth of one percent of a billion dollars…

    THAT’S A MILLION DOLLARS! FOR BIRDS!

    Do you know how many birds I’d kill for a million dollars? More than this stadium will kill, that’s for sure!

  10. I’ve thought the bigger concern all along should be how the glass roof will affect play on the field. Those of you too young to remember may not realize the Houston Astrodome originally has a roof of glass. It had to be painted over and later replaced because it caused too much glare. Granted, more of that concern was for baseball, but I still think it may become an issue fielding punts, kickoffs, and catching long passes. I hope not, but I am leery of how it may play out.

  11. He’s wrong. As a tax-paying Minnesotan I’m pleased to hear my money is going towards killing birds. If somehow we could make sure it’s particularly deadly to geese that would be even better.

  12. Apparently, someone decided it would be cheaper to pay someone to pick up all those dead birds from the stadium grounds over the next 30 or 40 years than it will be to fix the glass.

    —————————

    I’ll take ’em all — dems good eatin’

    Bubba From East Of the St. Croix

  13. It will be more entertaining to see birds flying into glass than the poor product on the field.

  14. If they are native to Minnesota and flying around during a Viking game, it will be suicide, not an accident.

  15. I’ll catch them and sell them to the packers since they have no wood packers in wisconsin. They’ll need the birds for luck this year or won’t make the playoff.

  16. Let’s see… Windows, windshields, turbines, cats, jets engines, other birds, diseases, raccoons, possums, snakes etc., oh and the Vikings news Stadium. Good to see the Audubon Society has its priorities straight with threats to birds.

  17. dccowboy says:
    Jul 25, 2014 5:17 PM

    No problem, put a couple of windmills on top of it and the admin will grant an exception for all of the birds the stadium kills.

    Windmills kill an estimated 2 million birds a year in the US, including hundreds of Bald Eagles and nobody cares.
    ========================
    Now ya did it. You went and made a common sense statement. These bird brain sierra club/environmentalist types are gonna come get you. Love what the guy/gal in the story said, “hope they do the right thing”. Your comment proves how hypocritical these buffoons are.

  18. Can we stop calling it glass? It’s not glass, it’s ETFE (look it up, it’s some pretty cool stuff, think Beijing water cube).

    If you’re going to insist on putting comments into articles like “with plenty of glass under which humans will be potentially baking” at least know what you’re talking about. One of the many attributes of ETFE is its flexibility of applications towards solar radiation. It will be possible for the stadium to reflect heat in the summer time and allow heat in the winter time. It’s really some pretty cool stuff.

  19. Maybe, just maybe, the Audubon Minnesota group is not the end all authority on everything feathered that they think they are. Just because the Stadium Authority didn’t take there advise doesn’t mean they didn’t seek out advice from other experts.

  20. Talk about selective outrage. What about giant wind turbines?

    It is estimated that “140,000 and 328,000 birds each year from collisions with wind turbines. In addition, it appears that there is a greater risk of fatal collisions with taller turbines. This is a real problem, as larger wind turbines may provide more efficient energy generation. Consequently, it is expected that new wind farms will contain even bigger turbines, which will result in even more bird deaths.”

    Where are the front page stories and outrage about that?

  21. Pitiful comments. Yes windmills kill birds, but they are there to generate clean energy, which helps all species on this planet. The stadium is a useless structure built strictly for entertainment and doesn’t provide anything useful to anyone (except a gimmie game a year to the pack). Humans think we own the planet and have the right to change/kill/demolish any ecosystem we want. We are the worst thing to happen to this planet in 4 billion years.

  22. Windmills/turbines may indeed kill some birds. But, birds will evolve to learn to avoid the windmills. The smarter birds will make the change and survive, and the birds that don’t learn will die. Survival of the fittest.

  23. Hey, that’s serious stuff, those birds could get bird crap on your 4 SB trophies you have on display at the stadium…Oh, wait a minute…My Bad!

    Late…

  24. Actually it is kind of appropriate for their new digs to be covered in bird poop. A perfect representation of the franchise.

  25. I would have thought they learned their lesson from the metrodome arena.

    Birds, hailstones, pellet guns, real guns, rocks, tornadoes, sonic boom, Ella Fitzgerald or memorex, etc.

    You know something bad is going to happen beyond the normal white deposits of birds.

  26. So how to they keep the birds from hitting the 55 story IDS tower downtown, which is all glass? It seems that would be more of a problem then the stadium.

  27. What the hell, they created a death trap for players. Zero super bowls since they invented dirt.

  28. There should be a two-way coating on the outside. Sure, it will cut down a small fraction of the natural lighting, but that’s more than livable.

  29. So, going to a Vikings’ game will entail stepping over and around rotting bird corpses. Or, as Minnetonka residents say, fine dining.

  30. Anyone ever had a bird trapped in their house?

    I have. And the things can fly straight in to windows without hurting themselves.

    Birds will crash in to the stadium, pick themselves up and fly off. Very few will be injured.

  31. You know something bad is going to happen beyond the normal white deposits of birds.

    ——————————–

    Yeah, Packer fans deposits….

  32. I will die laughing if the Bird people get an injection and halt the construction of the stadium… Get use to a small outdoor college stadium for the foreseeable future. This franchise really cannot do anything right.

  33. That is okay with the Vikings as long as the birds are falcons, eagles, seahawks, ravens or cardinals!

  34. I love the Vikings but I can’t read one more stupid article that has nothing to do with football!

  35. Speaking of “green energy” design, is the Audubon Society doing anything about those slick windmills that are shredding eagles, falcons, and migratory birds by the thousands?

    Didnt think so.

  36. Won’t be seeing my money & thousands of my friend’s friends money bc they can’t save wildlife for the veteran minimum salary they pay for someone who will most likely be useless to the mass majority of society after there playing days are over as opposed to nature, which keeps this planet in order. The petition is on the National Audobons website, not just Minnesota’s. Yo, Lester Bagley, get on this before you turn a lot of people into fans of the Seahawks (Vikings West).

  37. Just goes to show that progressives cannot be content with anything. The Vikings “go green” with their stadium design. Progressives love the idea, but now must complain about the building being a danger for birds. Imagine that?

    This one is right up there with fighting logging operations, yet using toilet paper. Can’t have it both ways. I am certain that progressives will never run out of things to whine about.

  38. The Vikings ticket office has put out a memo to all birds that if they want to crash during the Packers game they have to first commit to crashing during a pre-season game and an unspecified less riveting in season game.

  39. Why are greenies OK with birds being killed by the hundreds by wind farms and solar plants?

    Because they hate football but love inefficient energy production.

  40. Wow, I’m really saddened by most of these comments. Totally confirms my worst fears about most football fans and, even worse, probably society in general…

  41. This is why you don’t mix science with sports fans.

    ” UH WHO NEEDS BIRDS ANYWAY” The Earth, you buffoons. Look up how a goddamn ecosystem works.

    Holy Crap has the state of education in the U.S. gone down hill.

  42. I used to manage a retail store that had a glass partition in the middle. I watched humans run into the window. Hilarious.

  43. I’m sure Klewe will start another lawsuit cause of this. After all the ducks he punted while in Minnesota he wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to them.

  44. It’s best to have small hands when cradling injured birds. Another gold star for Bridgewater.

  45. There may be dead birds, but unlike our neighbors to the east, we won’t make hats, scarfs, and mittens out of them like they do to skunks, raccoons, coyotes, etc.

  46. That’s just a cover up story. The real reason is they believe the Vikings team will still be pathetic & fans will flip the team the bird

  47. Saw a headline a few min ago that was so freaking funny!! Headline read Vikings tickets go on sale,14 people show up. How pathetic a team and the fan base. There are 104,000 people that live in Green Bay WI. There are 110,000 people on the waiting list to get season tickets. Packers fans are #1 in the NFL

  48. So typical of the Vikings, building a brand new stadium and the can’t even do that without incident.

    Rather than spending any money to save the birds, the Vikings should be funneling that money back to the fans who are forced to watch them. Rebate half the cost of a ticket with every home loss.

  49. Yeah, I read it too. The “fans” they interviewed said they’d rather watch on TV than sit in the cold watching a team in a re-building phase.

    At least that’s what I think they said. They were hard to understand with the Cheetos and nachos falling out of their mouths while slurping on 64 ounce sodas. They also complained about being interviewed while Jerry Springer was on.

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