One of these days, somebody’s going to make a movie about Rob Gronkowski.
But for now, he’s going to be playing someone else in one, a role which will stretch his dramatic talents to the max.
According to TMZ, Gronkowski is playing a cop in a new movie called “You Can’t Have It,” which stars Joanna Krupa and Armand Assante.
Krupa is best (?) known for stints on Dancing With The Stars and Poland’s Next Top Model, while Assante has worked as an honest-to-goodness actor for decades.
Gronkowski has dabbled in law enforcement before, playing bouncer against the Colts and throwing Sergio Brown “out of the club,” so having him fully on the side of law and order makes our minds rest easily over the weekend.