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Thursday morning one-liners

Pat McAfee

Indianapolis Colts’ Pat McAfee (1) smiles before an NFL football game against the Miami Dolphins Sunday, Sept. 15, 2013, in Indianapolis. (AP Photo/Michael Conroy)

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The Bills take a look at what might sway their QB competition (since it won’t be an abundance of talent).

Former Dolphins coach Jimmy Johnson is doing the Yoda thing at his Florida home.

Former Patriots RB Shane Vereen says #DeflateGate shouldn’t taint the team’s accomplishments.

Jets RB Chris Ivory might not get enough carries to fulfill his potential.

How Ravens QB Joe Flacco stands among his peers (Spoiler: Elitely).

The Bengals’ deal with Hamilton County came under scrutiny recently.

Have the Browns done enough to fix their run defense?

Imagine this: The Steelers should run the ball more.

Texans DE J.J. Watt, celebrity magnet.

Colts P Pat McAfee, standup comedian.

Jaguars K Josh Scobee, part-time golfer.

Titans stadium, hard to get into.

The Broncos are doing more than writing big checks.

Chiefs LB Justin Houston admitted he probably wouldn’t have shown up for camp without a new deal.

Taking a look at which Raiders rookies will contribute first.

What happens when Comic-Con and the Chargers stadium efforts intersect.

Longtime Cowboys PR man Curt Mosher, a Bronze Star-awarded veteran who spent 24 years working in the NFL, passed away after battling Parkinson’s.

The Giants cut two guys before the start of training camp.

The Eagles aren’t as deep as they used to be at OLB.

Washington’s nickname has now become a Jeopardy question.

Bears RB Matt Forte is bulking up for the coming season.

Lions QB Matt Stafford is selling his house in Atlanta.

They’re ranking Brett Favre’s best games with the Packers.

The Vikings enter training camp more stable at QB than before.

Former Falcons OL Mike Johnson has elected to retire.

Panthers QB Cam Newton makes a pretty good substitute teacher.

Former Saints S Steve Gleason’s bill passed through the House and is awaiting the President’s signature.

You can now have a Buccaneers license plate in Florida (I hope CRBLGS isn’t taken).

The saga of Cardinals LB Daryl Washington might be coming to an end soon.

The Rams might not have enough talent at WR to keep up with their neighbors.

The 49ers are still valuable, but slipped in the Forbes franchise rankings.

The Seahawks shine the light on RB Marshawn Lynch’s work with Bay Area youth.