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Saturday one-liners

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Should the Dolphins let Lamar Miller walk and welcome Matt Forte to Miami?

Should the Patriots, who need help at running back, pursue Forte, too?

The Bills’ “Bermuda Triangle” reunited for the first time more more than three decades. (Which is fitting, since the team’s playoff appearances for roughly half that time have been as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster.)

Here are five reasons why the Jets should keep QB Ryan Fitzpatrick. (“Can take a punch to the jaw” may or may not be one of them.)

How the case involving former Ravens RB Ray Rice may have delayed the NFL’s return to L.A.

Who will step up in place of Bengals LB Vontaze Burfict for the first three games of the 2016 regular season?

The 24 starting quarterbacks for the Browns since 1999, ranked. (Derek Anderson No. 1, and a 23-man tie for 24th?)

Only QB Ben Roethlisberger has been with the Steelers longer than LS Greg Warren.

Guinness is making a beer for Texans DE J.J. Watt. (When Andy Dalton mixes it with tomato juice, it becomes a Redeye Ryder.)

Whatever happened to former Colts TE Ken Dilger?

The Jaguars have signed former CFL CB  Josh Johnson.

They’re replacing seats in the upper deck of the stadium where the Titans play. (Apparently, the seats go bad if they’re never used.)

Former Chiefs WR Otis Taylor, 73, is bedridden with Parkinson’s disease and dementia.

Season-ticket packages for Raiders games start at $225 — for the whole season.

The Chargers are looking at Mission Valley as the site for a new San Diego-area stadium.

Should Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and former coach Jimmy Johnson make it to the Hall of Fame?

Here’s the case against the Giants signing RB Matt Forte.

Here’s a look at how the Eagles offense will be different under new coach Doug Pederson.

Washington QB Robert Griffin III turned 26 years old on Friday, with roughly 26 days left in D.C., at most.

The decision to let RB Matt Forte leave means the Bears think RB Jeremy Langford is ready to carry the load.

Hot take alert: The Lions don’t need WR Calvin Johnson to get to the Super Bowl.

Hot take alert, part 2: Would the Vikings be better off with Matt Forte than Adrian Peterson?

The Packers are installing an 850,000-gallon tank to hold storm water.

Falcons G.M. Thomas Dimitroff and coach Dan Quinn have a 100-day plan.

Coach Ron Rivera knows the Panthers won’t be sneaking up on anybody.

What should the Saints do at guard?

Donnie Shell will present former Buccaneers coach Tony Dungy for induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Former 49ers special-teams coordinator Thomas McGaughey Jr. could land in Carolina.

Here are the top five decisions the Cardinals need to make this offseason.

Would the Seahawks be interested in RB Matt Forte?

Is the Rams’ defense championship ready?

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12 Responses to “Saturday one-liners”
  1. yooperman says: Feb 13, 2016 1:47 PM

    I think all 200,000 Packer owners should be individually inducted before Jerry Jones.

  2. fanofpft says: Feb 13, 2016 2:03 PM

    Should the Patriots, who need help at running back, pursue Forte, too?

    The pats are the bottom feeders of FA what ever filters to the bottom is what they end up with.

  3. firerogergoodellnow says: Feb 13, 2016 2:51 PM

    REDSKINS QB Robert Griffin III turned 26 years old on Friday, with roughly 26 days left in D.C., at most.

  4. captainwhodat says: Feb 13, 2016 3:13 PM

    What should the Saints do at guard?…wave the white flag and surrender…

  5. postintelligence says: Feb 13, 2016 4:28 PM

    The Seahawks could use Forte but there’s no way they’re going after him at the price he is likely to command. Too many needs; not much cap space.

  6. imodan says: Feb 13, 2016 6:21 PM

    fanofpft says:
    Feb 13, 2016 2:03 PM

    Should the Patriots, who need help at running back, pursue Forte, too?

    The Pats are the bottom feeders of FA what ever filters to the bottom is what they end up with.
    —————————————————–
    Brilliant observation. 16 years of continued excellence should be the goal of all the other franchises who win big in the off season yet shrink when they start playing for real. I suppose taking the bottom of the barrel and appearing in 10 AFCCG’s and 6 SB’s winning 4 is unrealistic for your sorry team.

  7. ldloudin says: Feb 13, 2016 8:09 PM

    As a Raider fan for over 45 years, I can say w/ certainty that of the most glaring omissions from the NFL HOF is Otis Taylor. He set the standard in late 60s to early 70s for deep threat WRs. May God bless his sister for making his life better than it might have become.

  8. slew55 says: Feb 13, 2016 10:06 PM

    Sorry to hear about Otis Taylor. He and Bart Starr were my childhood idols.

  9. darkneptune73 says: Feb 13, 2016 10:58 PM

    No way that the Vikings would ditch AP for Forte.

  10. darealsmiley4284 says: Feb 14, 2016 2:04 AM

    As a native American, I find it humorous that you won’t say Redskins. Seriously, we always laugh at that.

  11. TheDPR says: Feb 14, 2016 8:30 AM

    I can’t possibly imagine any case for Jerry Jones in the HoF. What would the standard be?

  12. fanofpft says: Feb 14, 2016 8:03 PM

    Brilliant observation. 16 years of continued excellence should be the goal of all the other franchises who win big in the off season yet shrink when they start playing for real. I suppose taking the bottom of the barrel and appearing in 10 AFCCG’s and 6 SB’s winning 4 is unrealistic for your sorry team.

    I guess witch-kraft needs the $ for that young lass he totes around.

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