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Saturday one-liners

Kansas City Chiefs v Chicago Bears

CHICAGO, IL - DECEMBER 04: Matt Forte #22 of the Chicago Bears takes the hand-off on the play in which he injured his knee against the Kansas City Chiefs at Soldier Field on December 4, 2011 in Chicago, Illinois. The Chiefs defeated the Bears 10-3. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

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Should the Dolphins let Lamar Miller walk and welcome Matt Forte to Miami?

Should the Patriots, who need help at running back, pursue Forte, too?

The Bills’ ”Bermuda Triangle” reunited for the first time more more than three decades. (Which is fitting, since the team’s playoff appearances for roughly half that time have been as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster.)

Here are five reasons why the Jets should keep QB Ryan Fitzpatrick. (“Can take a punch to the jaw” may or may not be one of them.)

How the case involving former Ravens RB Ray Rice may have delayed the NFL’s return to L.A.

Who will step up in place of Bengals LB Vontaze Burfict for the first three games of the 2016 regular season?

The 24 starting quarterbacks for the Browns since 1999, ranked. (Derek Anderson No. 1, and a 23-man tie for 24th?)

Only QB Ben Roethlisberger has been with the Steelers longer than LS Greg Warren.

Guinness is making a beer for Texans DE J.J. Watt. (When Andy Dalton mixes it with tomato juice, it becomes a Redeye Ryder.)

Whatever happened to former Colts TE Ken Dilger?

The Jaguars have signed former CFL CB Josh Johnson.

They’re replacing seats in the upper deck of the stadium where the Titans play. (Apparently, the seats go bad if they’re never used.)

Former Chiefs WR Otis Taylor, 73, is bedridden with Parkinson’s disease and dementia.

Season-ticket packages for Raiders games start at $225 -- for the whole season.

The Chargers are looking at Mission Valley as the site for a new San Diego-area stadium.

Should Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and former coach Jimmy Johnson make it to the Hall of Fame?

Here’s the case against the Giants signing RB Matt Forte.

Here’s a look at how the Eagles offense will be different under new coach Doug Pederson.

Washington QB Robert Griffin III turned 26 years old on Friday, with roughly 26 days left in D.C., at most.

The decision to let RB Matt Forte leave means the Bears think RB Jeremy Langford is ready to carry the load.

Hot take alert: The Lions don’t need WR Calvin Johnson to get to the Super Bowl.

Hot take alert, part 2: Would the Vikings be better off with Matt Forte than Adrian Peterson?

The Packers are installing an 850,000-gallon tank to hold storm water.

Falcons G.M. Thomas Dimitroff and coach Dan Quinn have a 100-day plan.

Coach Ron Rivera knows the Panthers won’t be sneaking up on anybody.

What should the Saints do at guard?

Donnie Shell will present former Buccaneers coach Tony Dungy for induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Former 49ers special-teams coordinator Thomas McGaughey Jr. could land in Carolina.

Here are the top five decisions the Cardinals need to make this offseason.

Would the Seahawks be interested in RB Matt Forte?

Is the Rams’ defense championship ready?