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Andy Dalton should probably stick to carry on from now on

during their NFL game at Levi's Stadium on December 20, 2015 in Santa Clara, California. Getty Images

Suitcases are rapidly turning into playoff games for Andy Dalton.

No matter how hard he tries, he keeps losing them.

After last week’s roadside search for bags that fell out of the back of his truck (which was ultimately successful), the Bengals quarterback lost his luggage in a more traditional way this time — the airline did it for him.

Dalton tweeted out word yesterday that a certain major airline had misplaced his bag, though they may have found it for him.

It’s not nearly as entertaining as a social media-fueled scavenger hunt for his stuff, but it is starting to become a metaphor.

So maybe what the Bengals need to do is get home-field advantage through the playoffs, if only to ensure that his helmet and pads actually get there.

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11 Responses to “Andy Dalton should probably stick to carry on from now on”
  1. tincansailor981 says: Feb 16, 2016 6:43 AM

    Even dude’s luggage gets intercepted

  2. mysterytonite says: Feb 16, 2016 8:32 AM

    One solution, get homefield!

  3. steelerben says: Feb 16, 2016 10:36 AM

    While the luggage was lost because Adam Jones bumped a baggage handler, fans are strongly protesting the loss of the luggage because Joey Porter was on the plane.

  4. switchwitch59 says: Feb 16, 2016 10:59 AM

    Carry on won’t help if he can’t remember to close the tailgate on his truck. Perhaps he should get a cover for the bed. Or he could just buy new clothes everywhere he goes and ship his luggage home. No, with his luck it would get lost in the mail.

  5. PokeSalad says: Feb 16, 2016 11:01 AM

    Can the airlines find his playoffs mojo?

  6. joetoronto says: Feb 16, 2016 11:05 AM

    “Dalton tweeted out word yesterday that a certain major airline had misplaced his bag, though they may have found it for him.”

    He should have left this one alone but no, The Red Bungler couldn’t help himself.

  7. ajigel says: Feb 16, 2016 11:48 AM

    At least after fumbling his bags away he’s making an effort to get them back

  8. tootitan says: Feb 16, 2016 1:36 PM

    Wow! This is some exciting stuff! Maybe you could do a series of articles on what kind of shampoo he uses.

  9. Tomlin is scum, breeds scum says: Feb 16, 2016 2:06 PM

    NFL is really boring right now

    Dalton didnt even play in the playoffs

    Anyways…… I wish I could have that 1 minute back of my life just wasted

  10. nflgtcfl says: Feb 16, 2016 2:20 PM

    Maybe they thought his soul was inside of it?

  11. switchwitch59 says: Feb 17, 2016 8:46 AM

    Wow, some of you people need to get a sense of humor. An awful lot of thumbs down on this thread. I doubt Dalton would have been as offended as some of you sensitive plants are for him.

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