Von Miller will dance with the stars

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The next time Von Miller does “three pumps,” he’ll be applauded, not fined.

The free-agent linebacker and Super Bowl 50 MVP will appear on the next season of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, according to Nicki Jhabvala of the Denver Post.

The show debuts on March 21; if Miller has success, he’ll be absent for a portion of the offseason workout program. Since he’s not signed, however, Miller probably wouldn’t have been showing up for the offseason program anyway.

At least he’ll be staying in shape, albeit in an unconventional way.