Don’t go to a party hosted by Byron Bell and Ben Jones

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The Titans are trying to become relevant. Offensive linemen Byron Bell and newcomer Ben Jones could help make that happen.

Discussing the arrival of Jones, who signed with Tennessee after his Texans contract expired, Bell had this to say: “I’ve heard about him, that he drinks his own urine. I feel like he’s probably a fun guy to be around. I’m happy we got him and I can’t wait to meet him. I won’t drink my own urine, but I’ll probably eat a roach or two with him. If it’s edible I’m usually good with it.”

Urine and cockroaches. That’s a party few will attend.

Which I suppose means more urine and cockroaches for Bell and Jones.