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Don’t go to a party hosted by Byron Bell and Ben Jones

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The Titans are trying to become relevant. Offensive linemen Byron Bell and newcomer Ben Jones could help make that happen.

Discussing the arrival of Jones, who signed with Tennessee after his Texans contract expired, Bell had this to say: “I’ve heard about him, that he drinks his own urine. I feel like he’s probably a fun guy to be around. I’m happy we got him and I can’t wait to meet him. I won’t drink my own urine, but I’ll probably eat a roach or two with him. If it’s edible I’m usually good with it.”

Urine and cockroaches. That’s a party few will attend.

Which I suppose means more urine and cockroaches for Bell and Jones.

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25 Responses to “Don’t go to a party hosted by Byron Bell and Ben Jones”
  1. patsbrat says: Mar 19, 2016 10:22 PM

    What did these guys score on their wonderlic?

  2. ndgarretjax says: Mar 19, 2016 10:27 PM


  3. corky2141 says: Mar 19, 2016 10:48 PM

    Urine sane!!!!

  4. Kelly's Chronicles says: Mar 19, 2016 10:52 PM

    I have no words. Lets hope somehow he is joking, drunk or high.

  5. 3kdad says: Mar 19, 2016 11:05 PM

    While with the Texans, Jones became infamous for eating or drinking ANYTHING on a dare. Crazy dude. Good people. Hated to lose him.

  6. tremoluxman says: Mar 19, 2016 11:05 PM

    I guess these clowns really are piss-poor.

  7. alphadux2u says: Mar 19, 2016 11:10 PM

    I hate the offseason

  8. conormacleod says: Mar 19, 2016 11:19 PM

    Let’s just move on. He was joking.

  9. strongsidebacker says: Mar 19, 2016 11:24 PM

    Ben’s a colorful but pretty mediocre center. Not worth the money…..

  10. hahalolrofl says: Mar 19, 2016 11:34 PM

    The Viking loveboaters think this is messed up

  11. ejmam1 says: Mar 20, 2016 12:30 AM

    Awesome! In other news the Titans stink.

  12. alzadox says: Mar 20, 2016 12:49 AM

    Back in the day, real football players ate nails, glass, fire, etc to prove they were tough.

    Tim Rossovich, Marv Hubbard, etc.

  13. alzadox says: Mar 20, 2016 12:51 AM

    There was once a player named Joe Don Looney and he supposedly had interesting dietary habits as well

  14. cmosiedrum says: Mar 20, 2016 1:17 AM

    I have no words. Lets hope somehow he is joking, drunk or high.

    I’m guessing all of the above.

  15. nje22 says: Mar 20, 2016 1:48 AM

    Exactly how I want my linemen

  16. goodmojo1 says: Mar 20, 2016 2:02 AM

    A non-story. All in fun! Go Titans!

  17. rugolin says: Mar 20, 2016 4:02 AM

    I wonder what Ben Jones puts in his Keurig.

  18. n0hopeleft says: Mar 20, 2016 6:15 AM

    Titans putting together the winning formula.


  19. bigwinintx says: Mar 20, 2016 7:50 AM

    A reality show with clown music playing in the background…

  20. indycheezhed says: Mar 20, 2016 9:09 AM

    I’d say that makes me want to puke, but they’d probably want to eat it.

  21. stillers213 says: Mar 20, 2016 9:31 AM

    It appears the story barrel is empty. Keep scraping fellows.

  22. oldhuskerfan says: Mar 20, 2016 9:51 AM

    Sounds like the stories about the defensive linemen at Nebraska in the nineties and their bathroom antics. It helps to be a little crazy if you are a lineman on either side of the ball.

  23. paulieorkid says: Mar 20, 2016 11:46 AM

    Yeah, no thanks. One guy bugs me. The other pisses me off.

  24. willycents says: Mar 20, 2016 1:45 PM

    Hell, I used to con my little brother into eating all sorts of bugs, and mud pies too. That’s probably why he has a Phd in biology. He should thank me.

  25. tootitan says: Mar 20, 2016 3:45 PM

    “Roach” has more than one meaning.

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