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You can get a selfie with Johnny Manziel in Houston for $50

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If you’re going to the Super Bowl next month, start saving your pennies.

Johnny Manziel will be in Houston, too, and he’ll be charging for autographs and pictures.

Manziel will be at two different Stadium Signatures stores, one on Feb. 2 and one on Feb. 3, to greet fans. Per the Stadium Signatures Facebook page, selfies will cost $50. Manziel will sign any item for $99, and the 2012 Heisman Trophy winner and Browns 2014 first-round pick will personally inscribe those items for an extra $29.

Who wouldn’t pay, say, $100 for a selfie with Manziel if he was wearing that infamous Browns quarterback jersey?

The Browns released Manziel last March. He’s popped up occasionally on social media and once in Texas court papers when his assault charges were dropped, but he hasn’t been linked to anything related to football since two different agents ditched him last spring.

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58 Responses to “You can get a selfie with Johnny Manziel in Houston for $50”
  1. bloodandsin says: Jan 11, 2017 12:03 AM

    So Manziel is now Pete Rose. Ouch.

  2. outlawshark says: Jan 11, 2017 12:08 AM

    Browns need a restraining order.

  3. biggpackfan says: Jan 11, 2017 12:10 AM

    Can he afford to pay each person 50 bucks though?

  4. vikefan512 says: Jan 11, 2017 12:17 AM

    Forget autographs and selfies! How much for the “party like a rock star flame out, high as a kite, drunk as a sailor on leave, looking down on the little people while taking no accountability for my and my posse’s actions Johnny Football Experience!” I’d pay for that!

  5. kevster02 says: Jan 11, 2017 12:19 AM

    He made no money in college winning the Heisman, so I think this is great. Heck U2 is repairing their 30 year old Joshua Tree album tour.

    You were a great college player Johnny!

  6. seriously423 says: Jan 11, 2017 12:26 AM

    this really sucks to read

  7. guitarfreak21 says: Jan 11, 2017 12:34 AM

    “Manziel will sign any item for $99, and the 2012 Heisman Trophy winner and Browns 2014 first-round pick will personally inscribe those items for an extra $29.”

    Huh?

    So… he’ll sign a thing not personally for a 100 bucks, but personally sign something for 30 bucks more? Wha? How is he gonna not personally sign a thing that could be anything anyone brings? He gonna have 100 stickers and tramp stamps on hand?

  8. ncheelsboysfan says: Jan 11, 2017 12:36 AM

    Who?

  9. knowspinzone says: Jan 11, 2017 12:44 AM

    “Manziel will sign any item for $99”

    I’ll pay him $99 if he’ll sign a pledge to just go away.

  10. poison66 says: Jan 11, 2017 12:52 AM

    Hey Johnny, I’ll let you pay ME $50 for a selfie! You pompous piece of crap

  11. mclennon99 says: Jan 11, 2017 1:08 AM

    Just hang out at the Houston bars and strip clubs…once he’s totally wasted, he’ll sign anything you want and take a picture with you for free

  12. bucrightoff says: Jan 11, 2017 1:10 AM

    Cocaine isn’t free after all.

  13. dickshotdogs says: Jan 11, 2017 1:11 AM

    You wanna talk about narcissism?

  14. FlorioHasAHeadLikeACube says: Jan 11, 2017 1:13 AM

    “Who wouldn’t pay, say, $100 for a selfie with Manziel if he was wearing that infamous Browns quarterback jersey?”

    Me.

    Or do I get the $100?

    I’m not going to pose with a washed up two minute headline like Manziel for nothing.

  15. yoursoulcollector says: Jan 11, 2017 1:17 AM

    Buy him a drink and he will shake your hand.

  16. upperdecker19 says: Jan 11, 2017 1:46 AM

    Now that is a brilliant idea!!!!

    Regards,
    Any Kardashian

  17. fumblenuts says: Jan 11, 2017 1:49 AM

    $50? I’ll just bring a six pack!

  18. seahawkz4life says: Jan 11, 2017 2:10 AM

    He must have spent all his $, please PFT let this guy go away

  19. mrbills14 says: Jan 11, 2017 2:15 AM

    If I wanted a picture with a drunk, I’d just call up my uncle for free.

  20. sadnessfactory says: Jan 11, 2017 2:16 AM

    He can’t be serious… okay, he is serious. Wow. It’s hard to believe there are people out there that want a picture with him or an autograph of his, let alone willing to pay for them. Johnny Delusional

  21. cheddarisbeddar says: Jan 11, 2017 2:25 AM

    Privileged trash. Go away.

  22. bubbahotepp says: Jan 11, 2017 2:31 AM

    And the morons will line up. As a wise man once said — No one has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American people.

  23. lobzila says: Jan 11, 2017 2:44 AM

    I can only imagine a couple of collections agents in line waiting for him to sign something.

  24. shaggytoodle says: Jan 11, 2017 2:58 AM

    Or I could eat off the dollar menu at several fast food restaurants for 50 dollars get the same feeling about myself, and not feel guilty for potentially enabling Johnathan.

  25. kferguson2002 says: Jan 11, 2017 3:33 AM

    So for only $99 I can get him to sign prescription pill bottle? Sign me up.

  26. yourmomapproves says: Jan 11, 2017 4:11 AM

    How about $25 and I’ll let him photobomb my selfie

  27. luciferm says: Jan 11, 2017 4:25 AM

    What a loser

  28. florio4prez says: Jan 11, 2017 4:41 AM

    Desperate times call for desperate measures.

  29. breadmeatcheese says: Jan 11, 2017 4:46 AM

    how much for him to rupture my eardrum?

  30. carloswlassiter says: Jan 11, 2017 4:54 AM

    Isn’t this sort of thing reserved for guys like Pete Rose and Captain Kirk?

  31. facebook934 says: Jan 11, 2017 4:59 AM

    He must have one helluva bar tab to pay off!

  32. turfczar57 says: Jan 11, 2017 5:02 AM

    Anyone who is willing to pay $50 or more to have a meaningless picture taken with “Johnnie Football” needs to be sterilized…for the future of mankind.

  33. mburkett1980 says: Jan 11, 2017 5:24 AM

    This guy is about to get a harsh lesson on just how irrelevant he has become. Apparently, he doesn’t already know.

  34. mburkett1980 says: Jan 11, 2017 5:25 AM

    I personally wouldn’t $50 pay for a selfie with Michael Jordan, much less this clown.

  35. farfig says: Jan 11, 2017 5:39 AM

    Wait a couple of weeks after and you can get a selfie with Johnny, the ultimate selfish wannabe – down at the local intersection – he’ll be wearing old clothing and holding a cardboard sign.

    It will read……

    “Help!……. Homeless!……Anything at all will help – God Bless You!…”

  36. nyneal says: Jan 11, 2017 5:42 AM

    Or you can go to Oz and listen to him sing, “We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild” .
    Seriously, why is this punk relevant?

  37. diminishingskills says: Jan 11, 2017 5:43 AM

    Or I could head on down to my local street corner and obtain the same product for free.

  38. bonitalocal says: Jan 11, 2017 6:02 AM

    This got me thinking…

    There are very few people that I would actually pay to have a photo taken with.

    Maybe Tom Waits.
    Maya Angelou, if she was still alive.
    Keith Richards.

    But let’s see….Johnny Football….He would come right after all of the Wangs in the Chinese phone book.

  39. dirtdawg54 says: Jan 11, 2017 6:19 AM

    This works out if you’re a dealer. You give him $50 for the selfie but he turns around and gives you $100 for whatever you’re dealing.

  40. audient says: Jan 11, 2017 6:26 AM

    At least the line will be short.

  41. littleseizures says: Jan 11, 2017 6:30 AM

    Good for him. I’d take your $50 if you wanted a picture with me.

  42. whybotherifeverythinggetscensored says: Jan 11, 2017 6:34 AM

    A picture with a has-been bust ? Is Jamarcus Russell also going to be there?

  43. jrl617 says: Jan 11, 2017 6:55 AM

    I look at this as highlighting the problem we have idealizing sports figures. I suspect his problems started at least in High School, certainly at A&M. Stories like this point out the inability to calculate the value of some 21 year old kid coming out of college as apposed to those that add some real value to your life and mine.

  44. christianholzman says: Jan 11, 2017 7:00 AM

    its sad to see how alcohol and drugs ruin people and their lives. Hopefully he can be a lesson to future college athletes

  45. cubb1 says: Jan 11, 2017 7:47 AM

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  46. happster says: Jan 11, 2017 7:54 AM

    Or a quarter gram? $50 should get you dinner with this loser.

  47. intrafinesse says: Jan 11, 2017 8:10 AM

    Good for him.

    If a low life like Manziel can make money from chumps then why not?

    If you would actually pay him $50 to have a photo with him, then you are a text book definition of a chump.

    I have never been arrested and I’ll let you take a selfie with me for only $20.
    $10.
    Ok, $5.
    $1 anyone?
    Anyone?

  48. guypatsfan says: Jan 11, 2017 8:20 AM

    He’d have to pay me the $50 to take a selfie with him, and I’m a nobody. Come to think of it, so is he.

  49. holidlove says: Jan 11, 2017 8:35 AM

    He probably charged more than that when he was in college.

  50. mmmpierogi says: Jan 11, 2017 8:36 AM

    Manziel is like Trump. Guy’s a trainwreck and the media’s obsessed with jamming every last bit of it down your throat.

  51. factschecker says: Jan 11, 2017 10:12 AM

    Brian: Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I’ll give you five.

    Woman: Uh-uh. He autographed it himself…

    Brian: Okay, I’ll give you four.

  52. jdillydawg says: Jan 11, 2017 10:35 AM

    I wonder how much of his signing bonus he has left, if any.

  53. admiral174 says: Jan 11, 2017 11:16 AM

    If I wanted a picture with a drunken derelict, I’d find the homeless man who got him hired with the Browns.

  54. fordmandalay says: Jan 11, 2017 11:21 AM

    Johnny FutureGovernorOfTexas.

  55. sadnessfactory says: Jan 11, 2017 1:16 PM

    Judging by the number of “dislikes” per comment, there are at least two, count ’em, two, Manziel fans here willing to pay for a selfie with a drunk hasbeen.

  56. whodey420 says: Jan 11, 2017 4:32 PM

    Would anyone “purposely” want to be seen with
    this guy? Let alone have to pay for it! 🙂

  57. mclennon99 says: Jan 11, 2017 10:11 PM

    Wow! Is he still alive?

  58. oldcracker says: Jan 12, 2017 3:00 PM

    Will he take a couple slightly used rolled-up twenties?

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