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Packers shareholders can buy more worthless stuff

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CHICAGO, IL - DECEMBER 18: Fans brave the cold weather during the game between the Chicago Bears and the Green Bay Packers at Soldier Field on December 18, 2016 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)

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From time to time, the Packers sell shares of stock to the general public. And while they technically represent a sliver of ownership of the franchise, even though “[s]tock in the Packers does not constitute ‘stock’ in the common sense of the term.”

Still, plenty of fans will buy what essentially is a glorified piece of memorabilia. Apparently, they’ll even buy even more meaningless pieces of glorified memorabilia commemorating their original piece of glorified memorabilia.

The Packers have made available to current shareholders a “collectible document” that is, essentially, a photograph with an inscription that confirms their separate ownership of a share of non-stock stock.

“In previous years, the Packers have received numerous requests from Shareholders for a duplicate copy of a single stock certificate to be printed in order to showcase their ownership in multiple locations,” the team explains. “Because single shares are prohibited from being duplicated, this document allows Shareholders a way to display their ownership status in more than one place, whether in their home, office or elsewhere.”

The team emphasizes that the $39.95 item (plus shipping and handling) is a “collector’s item” that is “not part of a new stock offering,” and that "[i]t has no value and does not double as a stock certificate.” It’s also available only to current owners of non-stock stock.

Look, people can spend money however they want. Those who have chosen to buy a share of stock that isn’t really a share of stock can buy a piece of paper that also isn’t a share of stock commemorating the fact that they own a share of stock that isn’t really a share of stock.

Meanwhile, it’s amazing that other teams still haven’t come up with a way to sell fans a similar piece of paper that seems to have meaning but actually doesn’t. For plenty of franchises, such money-for-nothing tactics might be the only way to pay for new or renovated stadiums, now that public funds have in most locations dried up.