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Jason Pierre-Paul: “I ain’t sign nothing”

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The report that the Giants and defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul have agreed to terms on a four-year deal has made its way back to Pierre-Paul himself. And he has a very specific reaction.

“What the heck is people talking about I ain’t sign nothing,” Pierre-Paul said on Twitter.

Added Pierre-Paul: “That’s New York media for yah!! They always want the story first and they got it wrong.”

NFL Media reported not that a contract is signed, but that the two sides have agreed to terms. The signing ceremony actually comes later.

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41 Responses to “Jason Pierre-Paul: “I ain’t sign nothing””
  1. joetoronto says: Mar 17, 2017 12:29 PM

    “What the heck is people talking about I ain’t sign nothing,” Pierre-Paul said.

    He’s never been to school either, apparently.

  2. jag1959 says: Mar 17, 2017 12:31 PM

    That isn’t quite the same as “I ain’t not gonna sign nothing”

  3. kickinpuppies says: Mar 17, 2017 12:31 PM

    Well he should be sprinting to sign that stupid contract.

  4. nbcwantsitsmoneyback says: Mar 17, 2017 12:33 PM

    Clearly he was not recruited to USF for his English skills.!

  5. dalvar1001 says: Mar 17, 2017 12:33 PM

    That’s because I have blown off all my fingers..

  6. daysend564 says: Mar 17, 2017 12:33 PM

    “I ain’t sign nothing”……and now you know why he was dumb enough to blow off his hand

  7. escapedconvict says: Mar 17, 2017 12:36 PM

    Nice one. (raises hand) High-three!

  8. Purple People Eaters says: Mar 17, 2017 12:37 PM

    How could he?

  9. fin72 says: Mar 17, 2017 12:37 PM

    This guy is a master wordsmith in ebonics!

  10. pkrlvr says: Mar 17, 2017 12:43 PM

    What are the chances he’s actually super smart and used the double negative on purpose to get the word out on the sneak?

  11. polksaladandy says: Mar 17, 2017 12:45 PM

    Dexter Manley must’ve been his tutor.

  12. twinfan24 says: Mar 17, 2017 12:53 PM

    Once again showing that the skills needed to play football at a high level are entirely different than the skills most of us learn over the years.

  13. nflviewer says: Mar 17, 2017 12:55 PM

    Got to hand it to the guy, he’s got a finger on the pulse of the latest NFL news.

  14. jagmankane says: Mar 17, 2017 12:57 PM

    Can he still sign? Got enough finners bruh?? lol

  15. chinahand11 says: Mar 17, 2017 12:57 PM

    I’m just here for the fingie jokes.

  16. slippery59 says: Mar 17, 2017 12:57 PM

    kickinpuppies says:
    Mar 17, 2017 12:31 PM
    Well he should be sprinting to sign that stupid contract.
    ——————————————————————
    I don’t think it’s the contract that’s stupid.

  17. patsfan4lifesbchamps says: Mar 17, 2017 12:59 PM

    Product of Miami public school system.

  18. 23rdusernameused says: Mar 17, 2017 1:01 PM

    I think he meant, “I can’t sign nothing”, bc “I ain’t got no hand man”!

  19. jjackwagon says: Mar 17, 2017 1:02 PM

    Its okay Jason, paw-prints are acceptable with two witnesses.

  20. Mr. Wright 212 says: Mar 17, 2017 1:03 PM

    All these doughboys trying to clown his use of colloquial dialect, but with one stroke of the pen later tomorrow, he will make more with his signing bonus alone than you pathetic losers will all cumulatively make in your meaningless lives.

    Alas, when you have no talent that anyone cares about, you gotta seek out a one-up SOMEWHERES.

  21. kd75 says: Mar 17, 2017 1:03 PM

    Fireworks celebration is on hold.

  22. jaygon says: Mar 17, 2017 1:05 PM

    If he ain’t sign nothing, then he DID sign SOMETHING. Double negative is proof positive!

  23. Mr. Wright 212 says: Mar 17, 2017 1:15 PM

    “It’s a high number, but that doesn’t mean it has to be the average going forward,” Mara said when asked about the franchise tag. “It ain’t gonna be that going forward.”
    ——–

    But yes, let’s single out JP for colloquial language.

  24. jimmyhaffa says: Mar 17, 2017 1:28 PM

    I bet he got good grades in college.

  25. hairpie2 says: Mar 17, 2017 1:29 PM

    He works with the English language just like any other artist may work with paint or clay….

  26. paulmauddib says: Mar 17, 2017 1:31 PM

    Mr. Wright, If you value your life by how much money you make, then I feel sorry for you sir. You have no clue what the commenters on this board do with there lives and I will bet that a number of them are a bigger benefit to society than a random football player. JPP may do phenomenal work in the community and may contribute more than us but just by playing football does not.

  27. ragnarthemagnificent says: Mar 17, 2017 1:34 PM

    It’s hard to believe an articulate educated man such as this blew his hand off.

  28. codythao35 says: Mar 17, 2017 1:39 PM

    You ain’t sign nothing, you ain’t got no money.

  29. jlv3gem says: Mar 17, 2017 1:43 PM

    Why he gotta be blowin up on the media like dat

  30. pau49ers says: Mar 17, 2017 1:48 PM

    JPP and Eddie Lacy on celebrity survivor!

  31. wmnf says: Mar 17, 2017 1:56 PM

    “XXX” works legally too.

    I too came for the fingie jokes and sure wasn’t disappointed.

  32. 2daughters1son says: Mar 17, 2017 1:59 PM

    Mr. Wright 212 says:
    Mar 17, 2017 1:03 PM
    All these doughboys trying to clown his use of colloquial dialect, but with one stroke of the pen later tomorrow, he will make more with his signing bonus alone than you pathetic losers will all cumulatively make in your meaningless lives.

    Alas, when you have no talent that anyone cares about, you gotta seek out a one-up SOMEWHERES.

    ———

    I think colloquial means informal. Are you trying to infer or imply that JPP speaks in a formal dialect as well from time to time?

  33. ahs2 says: Mar 17, 2017 2:10 PM

    JPP is the Phi Slamma Jamma of Gramma!

  34. timegambit says: Mar 17, 2017 2:23 PM

    Once they start using sock puppets to explain the deal, he’ll be dropping pens all over the place to sign.

  35. veracityguy says: Mar 17, 2017 2:25 PM

    Someone at the University of South Florida is very proud right now. When he retires there might be an opening for dean of the English department that he can apply for.

  36. beltwaytd says: Mar 17, 2017 2:31 PM

    Yessuh. I no signs nuthins.

    Oooof. Thank god this guy plays football….

  37. wmnf says: Mar 17, 2017 2:43 PM

    This guy’s lexicon is limited to X’s and O’s……..

  38. Bloodfart says: Mar 17, 2017 3:01 PM

    Can he even write or is he using speech to text to tweet? Legit question that has nothing to do with his nubs.

  39. getadealdonealready says: Mar 17, 2017 3:37 PM

    Dear Mr Wright 212,

    You told us all we need to know about you when you infer that the only thing of significance one can do is to make the most money. I feel sorry for you. Good luck finding happiness.

    To the rest of you losers,

    Thank you for having a sense of humor and giving me a good laugh on a Friday afternoon. Much appreciated and just know by Mr. Wright’s standards I am a loser as well, and happy about it!

  40. ak185 says: Mar 17, 2017 8:04 PM

    All he meant was that he did, in fact, sign something.

  41. nflrule says: Mar 18, 2017 10:23 AM

    If these numbers are even close to being right,this knucklehead should run and sign ASAP.

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