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Washington signs seven, including a guy named Fish

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Washington doesn’t need a General Manager to provide us with one of the great names of the undrafted rookie class.

The team announced they had signed seven, including perhaps our favorite undrafted rookie of the year, Fish Smithson.

The legendary sea creature, who is actually a safety from Kansas, had four interceptions last year. Also, his brother is named Shaky, so they are clearly from a 1950s-era comic book and get into madcap adventures.

Washington also signed Charlotte defensive lineman Brandon Banks, Georgia guard Tyler Catalina, Maryland wide receiver Levern Jacobs, Michigan guard Kyle Kalis, Old Dominion wide receiver Zach Pascal, Texas Tech defensive lineman Ondre Pipkins, and Louisville wide receiver James Quick.

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13 Responses to “Washington signs seven, including a guy named Fish”
  1. hoyerthedestroyer says: May 4, 2017 12:36 PM

    Can’t wait to see what crazy escapades Fish and Shaky get into next month battling the evil Dr Snyder!

  2. Eli Pacheco says: May 4, 2017 12:41 PM

    Shaky would be a perfect fit for the Bears or Bills.

  3. abninf says: May 4, 2017 1:17 PM

    Oh, you mean the Redskins.

  4. biancaneri says: May 4, 2017 1:28 PM

    The best thing about this time of year is finding out all the new and strange names people have given their children (or friends, int he case of nicknames).

  5. superskins says: May 4, 2017 1:52 PM

    They also signed sparkplug LB Nico Marley, the legendary Bob Marley’s grandson.

  6. jbl429 says: May 4, 2017 1:56 PM

    They had to compete with Dallas’ Taco Charlton.

  7. tcostant says: May 4, 2017 2:08 PM

    Barney Miller would be proud!

  8. officialgame says: May 4, 2017 2:12 PM

    They could trade him to Dallas and they would have a fish taco.

  9. getyourownname says: May 4, 2017 2:20 PM

    When pft needs web hits, they can always count on Skins fans making an issue of the name they use.

  10. sopadegato says: May 4, 2017 2:31 PM

    I’m just sad we won’t get to hear Phil Simms mangle “Fish Smithson”.

  11. bobthebillsfan says: May 4, 2017 2:31 PM

    Wonder if the ‘Skins will dare put Fish Smithson on the same field with the Bears, Eagles, Seahawks… Do Dolphins eat fish?

  12. kcflake says: May 4, 2017 3:07 PM

    Smithson is a Good player.

  13. thegreatgabbert says: May 4, 2017 3:31 PM

    Wait til Levern & Shakey get together to crack everyone up with their antics.

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