In the six months since #DeflateGate first emerged, PFT has received countless emails from fans pushing various ideas and agendas and opinions and theories. None has been more persistent than one specific reader who routinely sends emails to multiple media outlets, arguing zealously against the Patriots and Tom Brady.
Her lengthy and consistent and hostile emails read like a native of Russia trying (and failing) to speak English. (Not that there’s anything wrong with being a native of Russia who is trying and failing to speak English.)
Here’s a portion of the message that arrived in the PFT mailbox tonight.
“Patriots tom brady is wrongdoing for deflategate. Text messages. I support to roger goodell. I hates Patriots robert kraft is a–hole and a–hole and stupid and dumb. Robert kraft is wrong and liar. Patriots qb tom brady is lie and liar and dumb and cheat. Tom brady is guilt. I against tom brady and Robert kraft. Patriots owners Robert kraft is fired and out of office and go to jail. . . .
“President Eric Winston is wrong and demaurice smith is wrong and fired and failed. Roger goodell is rigth. Ted wells is rigth. I like to roger goodell and ted wells. I not like tom brady and Robert kraft. I am never watch on tv for football. Roger goodell is winner. Nflpa are loses. Tom brady is loses. Robert kraft is loses.
“I did read from roger goodell said against tom brady is 4 games. Tom brady is look bad and devil. . . .
“Boston bruin is loses. Basketball in boston are loses. Red sox are most loses hahahahahahahahahahah. Tom brady is wrongdoing for deflategate. Tom brady is dumb.”
Actually, I’m the one who is dumb, because I make it easy for folks to send in emails via the “send scoop” button. If I keep making stupid decisions like that, I eventually will be wrong and fired and failed.