DOOKIE LANDS IN INDY

Well, running back Najeh Davenport’s revolving door in Pittsburgh has finally come to an end.
The man known in these parts as Dookie signed with the Colts today, a league source tells us.
Davenport was drafted by the Packers several years ago, and has been an on-again, off-again member of the Steelers over the past couple of seasons.
But he’ll best be known for dropping a deuce in a dorm-room closet while the female resident was sleeping soundly nearby.
Sleeping soundly, that is, until she heard the unique noises that accompany the dropping of a deuce in a dorm-room closet.