McIntyre's Agent: "Corey Is Guilty Of Absolutely Nothing"

In the wake of Buffalo Bills running back Corey McIntyre’s arrest Thursday night on a misdemeanor charge of exposing sexual organs in Port St. Lucie, Fla., his agent, Brett J. Tessler, issued a statement to us where he denied the allegations and defended McIntyre’s character.
After being accused by a 59-year-old woman of masturbating outside of her window March 20, the NFL player denied the allegation to police officers.  He is free on $10,000 bail.
Here is Tessler’s entire statement: “Corey McIntyre is one of the highest character people around and the last guy who would do what he’s been accused of.  We look forward to proving that these embarrassing accusations are completely false and that Corey is guilty of absolutely nothing.”

23 responses to “McIntyre's Agent: "Corey Is Guilty Of Absolutely Nothing"

  1. The only thing better than stories about NFL players spankin’ it to old ladies are QBF giveaway-free Fridays where it’s safe to come out and post.

  2. seriously though, who hasn’t spanked it outside of a 59 year-old lady’s window before?

  3. Look how her story is full of holes:
    “The 59-year-old victim told police she was at her home about 8:30 a.m. sitting at the computer when she heard a knock at the window. The blinds were closed or mostly closed, and when she looked out the window she saw a man masturbating.”
    Who masturbates at 8:30am in public?
    “The man was described as being about 5 feet 10 inches tall and in his 20s. He reportedly had dreadlocks and wore a white T-shirt, dark pants and had a muscular build. An officer spotted a muscular man on a bicycle, and when the victim was taken to the man said, “That’s him.
    The man, identified as McIntyre, was wearing black shorts, a blue pullover hoodie with a silver long-sleeve shirt underneath. The woman said she was certain McIntyre was the man she saw outside her window.”
    So he went from being 5’10” to being 6″, and from wearing a white t-shirt to wearing a blue hoodie over a silver long-sleeved shirt? And how did the cops get there instantly? Or did McIntyre go home, change his clothes, then redo his bike route?
    Come on, Florio, you’re a lawyer, rip this testimony to shreds!

  4. McIntyre’s agent : “Corey is guilty of absolutely nothing”
    Sounds like he didn’t produce a DNA sample.

  5. Does this situation remind anyone of Porkey’s….
    Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it – I’d recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he’s extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I’m certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He’s a contemptible little pervert who…
    Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker!
    Balbricker: Well, I’m sorry, but I’ve got him now, and I’m not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I’m asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present – Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we… and we… can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.
    Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it?
    Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a “tallywhacker”? Penis is so ppp… penis is so personal.
    Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it’s him. That
    Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.
    Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa… their private parts for an incriminating mole?
    Balbricker: But Mr. Carter.
    Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have ’em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up “Wanted” posters all over school…”Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls’ locker room at Angel Beach High School.”

  6. “The victim said she called 911 about a week earlier following a similar incident, a report states. About midnight, she said, someone rang her door bell and when she looked out the front door no one was there. When she looked out the rear den window, she reportedly saw a man masturbating. The moon was shining and the man wore a white T-shirt.”
    Oh man, that’s just classic. This woman is clearly insane.
    BTW, if this guy is hitting her house at midnight and at 8:30am, he’s obviously in love with her landscaping.

  7. Corey has clearly been arrested for “Being Black on a Saturday Night” type of charge if you know what I mean.

  8. Sorry sounds like total BS to me. I feel sorry for anyone accused of a crime like this and having his name smeared because if it.

  9. I don’t buy this story. McIntyre doesn’t seem like the type of WVU grad that pull a stunt like that.
    Now, on the other hand, had that been a WVU grad that runs a certain website devoted to pro football news, then we might have something.

  10. Police had to have probable cause to arrest him.
    Probable cause means they believe it’s more likely than not that he committed the crime.
    I agree this woman sounds nuts but the cops don’t just arrest someone based on an accusation.

  11. tinshaker
    “Who masturbates at 8:30am in public? ”
    Which is confusing to you – the time or the place? When I was driving trucks, I saw guys jacking off in their cars during rush hour in bumper to bumper traffic. Rest assured – there’s not a time or a place that some dude somewhere isn’t wacking it.

  12. You can get arrested for that? Interesting. The biggest challenge for me has always been the finish. It’s not that easy when people are watching.

  13. .Boltschick says:
    May 15th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    Police had to have probable cause to arrest him.
    Probable cause means they believe it’s more likely than not that he committed the crime.
    I agree this woman sounds nuts but the cops don’t just arrest someone based on an accusation.
    You do NOT need probable cause to arrest someone. You need probable cause to CHARGE someone. On top of which, probable cause is ‘you matched the description the witness gave and she pointed you out as the perpitrator’.

  14. She should be proud. Although she didn’t have sex with an NFL player, at least she got to see him practice.

  15. If it were a 59-year-old man inside and a young woman outside, what do you think the guy would have done? Call the police?

  16. Old Lady: There was a black man punching the dumb guy outside my window!
    Police: There’s a black man!
    Old Lady: That’s him!
    Police: He in no way matches your description, but he’s black, so you must be right.
    Mmm, justice at work.

  17. I always heard McIntyre was a jerk.
    Hopefully the Bills don’t whack him from the roster.
    If the Buffalo Bills pep band needs a flute soloist, they have found their man.
    His golf game has improved by several strokes.
    That ain’t a map of Hawaii on the woman’s window.

  18. haha wow this is just too good. pretty bad luck to be out riding your bike while some dude that looks like you is working one out in front of an old lady’s window.

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