My brother-in-law previously has given 12-year-old Florio, Jr. some important advice regarding relationships.
In a nutshell, the approach entails breaking up with any girlfriend before a major gift-giving occasion, and then perhaps getting back together with her after said gift-giving occasion.
And then breaking up again before the next one.
Apparently, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has an uncle who has provided similar advice.
According to People.com, Romo dumped Jessica Simpson last week, the day before her first annual 29th birthday.
“She is heartbroken,” an unnamed source told People.com.
The high-profile relationship sparked debates regarding whether Romo was distracted by his relationship with the singer, and whether he was sufficiently focused on preparations for a playoff game when he accompanied Simpson (along with teammate Jason Witten and others) on a bye-week vacation to Mexico.
We figure that T.O. will chime in about the situation at some point.