During the offseason, FOX’s Jay Glazer assumes the profile of Punxsutawney Phil. (He gets so pissed when I say that. And so I do it whenever I can.)
But it’s sort of true. He pursues other interests when football isn’t in season, such as transforming “pretty boys” into “killers” (and transforming bread and meat into pieces of sandwich art).
He also makes the occasional cameo appearance with a first-tier story that those of us with feet on the street every day can’t touch.
And Glazer more than makes up for it during the regular season, when he consistently is at the top of the heap when it comes to NFL information.
Well, with the 2009 season nearly upon us, the Glaze is back.
He’s kicking things off with a training-camp tour, and he crossed paths with ESPN’s Chris Mortensen on Wednesday.
Specifically, Glazer crossed paths with Mort’s bus. The evidence appears below.
A league source tells us that Mort’s applying for a restraining order in the morning. (But if it’s only a civil restraining order, Glazer won’t have to worry about ESPN reporting on it.)
[UPDATE: The thing about the restraining order is a joke. Mort did not file for a restraining order. In light of that clarification, only five percent of you will now believe that Mort has filed for a restraining order.]
