Cowboys Stadium "almost a religious experience" for Jerry Jones

In an Associated Press video of the new Cowboys (until someone will pay $20 million per year to bump out the team name) Stadium in North Texas, team owner Jerry Jones says that entering the venue is “almost a religious experience.”

Based on some of the views of the billion-dollar football cathedral contained in the video, it’s hard to disagree.

The place has 75,000 seats, and 9,000 more can be added.  Also, there are 30,000 standing-room spots.

If our math is accurate (and it rarely is), that’s more than 110,000 possible fans for Super Bowl XLV.

We’re already buying extra Yoo-Hoo for the drive to Big D.

113 responses to “Cowboys Stadium "almost a religious experience" for Jerry Jones

  1. He could have spent two billion and it wouldn’t change the fact his Team blows goats.

  2. Yeah Jerry, that makes one big church. But with all the stupid moves you have made lately (TO+Pacman+Roy Williams x2-etc.) your “faithful” are going to have a hard time paying their price of admission to see a team this screwed up by an owner whose ego is too big for him to leave the football to those who know what they are doing.

  3. It’s okay, guys. Maybe one day your team, too can have the baddest stadium IN THE WORLD period. Nahhh. Follow the leaders or be douchers.

  4. Well in his defense, he probably will be doing a lot of praying when Romo is leading a 2 minute drive with the game on the line.

  5. “If thats your idea of a religious eperience, then you must worship the Devil”
    that’s the dumbest piece of crap I have ever read. what do you mean? Every football fan can appreciate a stadium of this magnitude.

  6. Texas Stadium, while sweltering and cramped, was a good place to see a game, no bad seats in the house. As with all of these new stadiums, if you want to pay less than $200 for ticket, you are goingto need a telescope (or the biggest HD TV ever built) just to see what the hell is going on on the field.
    Even though these new stadiums look all nice and shiny on TV, unless you want to spend offensive amounts of $$$, you are much farther away from the field, and the experience generally sucks.

  7. Fan_Of_ Four says:
    August 21, 2009 12:54 PM
    He could have spent two billion and it wouldn’t change the fact his Team blows goats.
    ***************************************
    The flip side to that coin is he could’ve spent 5 dollars and you’d still be on the message board hating and talking shit. You’re pathetic.

  8. Settle down, guys. we’re Cowboys. Ours is BIGGER, naturally. You can’t help it if you were born that way.

  9. Players with shorter bats please step closer to the plate. Now go away if you can’t handle it.
    It’s Texas, and everything’s bigger.

  10. Thats great for the local sports bars with all those extra seats I’m sure blackouts of Cowboys games will be more frequent.
    He should call it Jimmy Johnson Stadium.

  11. 1.5 million per day, 3000 workers, is $42 per hour! Was the place built by Auto workers?

  12. I heard that for the first time in pro team sports history, every seat in the house is made from the same space-aged polymer that was used to reconstruct the owners face…niiice, NO???

  13. It’s a great stadium that will hold numerous extremely important national and international sporting events. I’m excited for it and i’m an Eagles fan.
    I’ll like it even more when the Eagles own the Cowboys in it and they start making excuses.

  14. My idea of a “religious experience” will be when the Eagles go down there own the cowgirls in their wack new staduium. Too bad Jerry could buy players to go with it.

  15. This is an architectural wonder. I’m impressed – no, amazed – that mankind could erect such a feat even in this day and age. It’s a testament to human ingenuity.
    I’m talking, of course, about that facelift.
    The fact that Jerry Jones’ mummy face isn’t sloughing off his skull is a marvel of modern technology.

  16. “It’s Texas, and everything’s bigger.”
    … including prison population, percentage of high school dropouts, average per capita debt, and waist lines in Houston.
    Come back when your team has actually won a playoff game, your quarterback hasn’t swallowed his tongue after the 2-minute warning, and the average fan can walk up a flight of steps without needing a defibrillator.

  17. The stadium is huge. At least in this stadium, Jerruh has a room inside his box to go blurt profanities in when his team is getting beat. Jerruh, expect your team to take quite a few.
    Biggest jokes in the stadium…. Cowboy cheesesteaks and $60 pizzas.

  18. The stadium is so great, Jerruh has to have 3 different types of turf because he thinks his cowgirls are cursed.
    He has one for his team, one for hs/college football, and one for soccer.
    Jerruh, you could have 100 different turfs for your stadium. It really wouldn’t matter, your team will still choke in December.

  19. This is for a football stadium, right? The Vikings are trying to get a stadium built as well, however not a colisium, that thing is too much. Its a great example of whats wrong with todays NFL.
    Its about the game isn’t it? Or is it a about capitalism and profit?
    Have you ever heard of the Freudian theory Mr. Jones?

  20. that stadium is by far the best looking facility in the NFL. i dont agree with every move Jerry has made in the past with the team but i have to admitt this new stadium is something to be proud of.
    i like what the Cowboys have done so far this year & i wouldnt count them out of nothing so quick. they are one of the most successful franchises in the NFL & will continue to be Americas Team, like it or not!
    i been a Cowboy faithful for 30 years & all this trash talking on the Cowboys is comming to an end real soon. all you Cowboy haters better take your shots now bcuz it wont be long before were back on top.

  21. There are a couple of teams that have won 3 Super Bowls in the last 2 decades. One of them is The Dallas Cowboys. It’s not about winning 1 playoff game, it’s about winning at least 3. It’s a great place and it has the biggest HD TV in the world. I’m sure you wish it coulda been your team, but it wasn’t doucher.

  22. # Hap says: August 21, 2009 1:01 PM
    It’s okay, guys. Maybe one day your team, too can have the baddest stadium IN THE WORLD period. Nahhh. Follow the leaders or be douchers.
    ======================================
    That’s right…place your attention on your stadium, cause that wins games, right? Oh wait, you’re just distracting yourself from the fact that the Cowboys haven’t been a real team for 15 years. Look’s like Jerry’s plan is working, I guess he knows his backwoods Texas brethren well.
    America’s Team my ass.

  23. Hap says:
    August 21, 2009 1:01 PM
    It’s okay, guys. Maybe one day your team, too can have the baddest stadium IN THE WORLD period. Nahhh. Follow the leaders or be douchers.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    The team barely ever makes the playoffs anymore, not to mention actually wins a postseason game, but at least you’ve got the “baddest stadium IN THE WORLD”.
    Cowboys fans are the new Cubs fans.

  24. Rex Grossman says:
    August 21, 2009 1:31 PM
    REPORT: Strong winds destroy new Cowboys Stadium, 110,000 fans killed instantly
    ***********
    OR
    The new Cowboys Stadium collapsed under the enormous weight of Jerry Jones’ ego.

  25. TiceWasBetter says:
    August 21, 2009 1:48 PM
    This is for a football stadium, right? The Vikings are trying to get a stadium built as well, however not a colisium, that thing is too much. Its a great example of whats wrong with todays NFL.
    Its about the game isn’t it? Or is it a about capitalism and profit?
    Have you ever heard of the Freudian theory Mr. Jones?
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    You are so naive, too much? do you think the NFL is a charity foundation? It is a business, a very profitable one, and if building the world’s best stadium renders a possible improvement of your income you do it. And let me remind that the NFL has constantly set the bar for sports venues, example: Texas Stadium, Astrodome, Superdome etc.

  26. @Hap
    Two decades is long time. What about the last 5 years? We have 2. You won’t be seeing another one in another 2 decades.
    Go Steelers!

  27. I’ll be in the barn tonight.
    With my kickass binoculars and a hip flask.
    Love the new stadium, but I’m kinda put off by there not being more seats in the end zones. To me, those offer the best view of the action (above the lower deck) and maybe 8-10,000 of the seats are in this area. It’ll be neat if they open it up tonight, but I doubt it with the 90+ temps.

  28. It’s Texas, and everything’s bigger.
    ————————————————-
    Yup, the douche bags are bigger in Texas.

  29. Florio, if all you can hype about your little favorites is the sb event and the stadium, that tells us a lot about the team itself. Love it.

  30. What a joke for the cowbells to still brag on about championships under Jones. The only time he won was after the Vikings gift wrapped players and draft picks for Herchel Walker. Without the worst trade in the history of the NFL Jones wouldn’t have won squat.

  31. Maybe Jerry should revisit the idea of asking $20mil. a year for naming rights to the stadium that he built as a monument to his colossal ego.

  32. Gonna be fun to watch the reactions of all those people stupid enough to pay that kind of money to watch the most over hyped, over rated team in the NFL fall flat on their faces again this year.

  33. It pains me to say this, but as a Skins fan, I think the new Crackboys Stadium is awsome. Sure Pigface Jones has an enlarged ego to match his enlarged prostate, but he did it right. Give credit where credit is due.
    I only have one request Pigface. Please keep blabbing on and on about how great your new stadium is. The more you do that the more jealous you will make LiL Danny Snyder and maybe LiL Danny will erase the mistake old man Cooke made when he built that abortion that is FedEx Field and moved the Skins out of D.C. This is the perfect opportunity for LiL Danny to one up Pigface, and the RFK Stadium/D.C. Armory site is perfect for a new stadium.
    It has been said that the new Crackboys Stadium will be a center piece for a bid to land a future World Cup Soccer in the U.S. Maybe a new Skins Stadium could add to the attractivness of that. Whatever it takes to get the Skins out of FedEx. FedEx sucks. It is a modern version of old Veterans Stadium but with better field conditions. Enough said.

  34. Jerry Jones says that entering the venue is “almost a religious experience.”
    Well, since his religion seems to be worshiping himself, I guess he would find it a religious experience. Or maybe it’s because Vox and Hap volunteered to be abused altar boys.

  35. Jerry Jones is just another whacked out super rich guy having his fun. Seen the virtual tour of the stadium once, seemed like the field is far away in the more affordable seats of the 2nd tier.
    Cool looking stadium none the less.

  36. Wow, gotta love all the hate and jealousy. You scrubs just be sure to watch the game tonight so you can see the NFL’s flagship team play in the best stadium in sports history. It’ll be on the tube in your area, whatever low-rent, depressed part of the country that may be because, duh, it’s the Dallas Cowboys, stupid. They’re not just nationwide… they’re worldwide.
    Come on, cry your tears of hate, squeeze them out! I demand it!

  37. AMERICA’s team now has the greatest stadium in AMERICA! However… I do wish he would have saved some of that money and bought an entire new WR’s corps. Also maybe some depth at CB would have been nice.

  38. I wanna hire the guy who sold Jerrah that facelift. Wow. Skelator is uglier than ever!

  39. “Yeah Jerry, that makes one big church.”
    Yeah Nevis, your posts make one big whine.
    “Thats great for the local sports bars with all those extra seats I’m sure blackouts of Cowboys games will be more frequent.”
    More frequent than what? Quick, how many times have Cowboys games been blacked out in the last 40 years?
    “I heard that for the first time in pro team sports history, every seat in the house is made from the same space-aged polymer that was used to reconstruct the owners face”
    Better than than ketchup bottle caps, SixBurghDude.
    “I’ll like it even more when the Eagles own the Cowboys in it and they start making excuses.”
    Get real. The Eagirls have never owned anything.
    “Biggest jokes in the stadium…. Cowboy cheesesteaks and $60 pizzas. ”
    That’ll change as soon as you walk in.
    “This is for a football stadium, right? The Vikings are trying to…”
    Stop right there. As if anybody gives a shit about the freaking Vikings.
    Who are you to judge? It’s his money.
    “REPORT: Strong winds destroy new Cowboys Stadium, 110,000 fans killed instantly”
    Wishful thinking on your part.
    “America’s Team my ass.”
    Your ass is not America’s team. It’s Detroit’s Sperm Bank.
    “Two decades is long time. What about the last 5 years? We have 2. ”
    Yet your team plays in a ketchup bowl that will nevernevernever host a Super Bowl. Live with it.
    “What a joke for the cowbells to still brag on about championships under Jones. The only time he won was after the Vikings gift wrapped players and draft picks for Herchel Walker. Without the worst trade in the history of the NFL Jones wouldn’t have won squat.”
    What’s your point? It’s not Jones’ fault that the Vikings have always had idiots running the show.
    “Gonna be fun to watch the reactions of all those people stupid enough to pay that kind of money”
    Don’t be mad that you can’t afford it. Get one of those party pass things, they’re only like 29 bucks.
    And get a better job whi8le you’re at it.
    “Well, since his religion seems to be worshiping himself, I guess he would find it a religious experience.”
    Maybe it’s because he spent more money on the thing than your entire lowbrow family tree has ever and will ever earn collectively? That might make a guy get a little religious, you know? What do Eagirl fans know about successful NFL franchises and stadiums, anyway? Your team has an overall losing record and a head-to-head losing record against every team in it’s division. Until fairly recently your team was playing in a stadium with an asphalt playing surface that was painted green. You guys define “low rent”.

  40. Wet Hog,
    You got all the new stadium you’ll be getting for a while, doucher. Danny’s 6 FlAGS ain’t doin so well. More FlAGS, More Fun?

  41. As far as it’s up to him, and what he has control over, Jones will always do everything first class for his Cowboys.
    I think this year’s team has gotten the message they’d better produce or this year will be even more humiliating than last year was.
    And I’m saying that as a Cowboys fan.
    They know they are out of excuses, the team is supposed to have it’s core by now, it should be peaking instead of limping to a 9-7 with another losing December.

  42. As of right now, I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan. I want to be able to say that my team (and by extension, myself) has the greatest stadium in the world.
    WOW!! This feels great. You jealous losers and haters don’t know what you’re missing. Screw that winning $hit.
    Look at how jealous you all are; and stupid. Now look at me. Sweet, huh? I think I just got a little taller, too.
    Boy howdy, are you ever jealous! WOW, this feels great!!!
    Excuse me now while I go touch myself in an impure manner. Wow! This feels great!

  43. Vox…Once again & in true spin doctor form, refers to his team as the NFL’s flagship, WTF is that supposed to mean, because it surely does NOT mean the NFL’s winningest of All-Time (Packers) or winningest modern day (since the AFL/NFL merger) Steelers…let’s just assume that by flagship you mean most overhyped/overrated & obnoxious and leave it at that!

  44. Are you going to be there Vox?…For the debut of the stadium that’s the flagship?…..Shit, what was I thinking..Scratch that…..I’m guessing TV with leftovers from last years TO popcorn supply…..

  45. “Vox…Once again & in true spin doctor form, refers to his team as the NFL’s flagship, WTF is that supposed to mean”
    OK, I’ll pretend for one minute that you do not have internet access and have no resources with which to do something as simple as looking a word up in a dictionary, and I will help you, since you’re just another undereducated Pennsylvanian that needs help. Obviously.
    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/flagship
    “The best or most important one of a group or system”
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flagship
    “The finest, largest, or most important one of a series, network or chain”
    “let’s just assume that by flagship you mean most overhyped/overrated & obnoxious and leave it at that!”
    If it were that the Steelers would win hands down.

  46. Nah…….He’s not going…Go figure…One would think that as an unofficial(in his child like mantra) ambassador of a flagship franchise, he would scrape up enough coin to actually talk about the experience of going to the stadium , instead of offering links on an internet blog to make his point….’I’m sure it looks great from your basement…….Be sure to fill everyone in…..

  47. if jerrah thinks that his new stadium is going to be named by a corporation any day soon,he’s in for a long wait.every body is pumping up the idea that the economy is back on track,no way.the economy will inch back but at a lot slower speed than every body thinks.
    vox,before annointing the house of jones as the taj mahal,get a peek at the new yankee stadium,steinbrenner pushed all his chips into the center of the table.the place is truely a testament to yankee baseball.the rotunda and exhibits are unbelievable.
    and,i’m not a yankee fan.

  48. “Are you going to be there Vox?…For the debut of the stadium that’s the flagship?”
    You’ve got it all wrong. Not surprising. The TEAM is the flagship, the stadium is no less than the best stadium ever built. And I’ve already been to the stadium. Where have you been? It’s been in business since June 6… D-Day… Dallas Cowboys Day! You’ve got to start thinking outside the box, EskinSux. This is a multipurpose facility. It’ll host concerts, regular college games, bowl games, the Final Four, the NBA All-Star Game, the Super Bowl, very likely the World Cup… and it’s the home of the NFL’s flagship franchise, the Dallas Cowboys! It’s a world destination, not just a secondary destination for half of a state the likes of tiny, dirty Pennsylvania when they can’t get tickets into the Ketchup Bowl.
    Tonight I’ll be doing the same thing that you’ll be doing. Watching the Cowboys play in their new stadium on TV. Only I’ll be watching it on my 60″ Sony Bravia in high definition and you’ll have to breathe in the experience through that 13″ black and white Sylvania that your wife won’t let you upgrade from the confines of the back room of your trailer. Nice game by your boys last night, by the way. Were you there to see your first team players get punked? LeSean McCoy, 5 rushes for four yards? Weak. They better back Westbroke up with the dog-killer.

  49. “As of right now, I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan. I want to be able to say that my team (and by extension, myself) has the greatest stadium in the world.”
    As of right now, I’m antneejay2 and I’m hoping that nobody notices that I piss on everything because I want to make myself feel better about the lack of control I have in my personal life. Dude, even I mix it up a bit from tiime to time. Do you ever do anything but talk shit about the Cowboys?

  50. From all I’ve read and heard about Jerry Jones and his disgusting lifestyle, the stadium is probably as close to religion as he is likely to be.
    He is a scumbag AND a egotistical jerk.
    As for the stadium, sure it’s great but 99% of us will never be able to know for sure because it not only costs $340 a ticket ($30 for standing room only) but parking is $50. Who besides Jones and his high-flying millionnaire friends can afford to go to a Cowboys game?

  51. How was that jonas brothers concert anyway?……Mom get a good deal on tickets for ya?……..

  52. It’ll host concerts, regular college games, bowl games, the Final Four, the NBA All-Star Game, the Super Bowl, very likely the World Cup…
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    Oh, you mean events that will have more meaning that the Cowgirls last decade of regular season meaningless games………I thought this was a football site?……..And a story about a football stadium…my bad…..Can’t wait for that world cup schedule…….

  53. EskinSux said:
    “29 bucks is too steep for ya huh…….Damn, this economy sucks”
    It does when you are a 74 year old widow living on a VERY limited income, you jerk. And yes, this economy does “suck” for a large number of Americans.
    FORTUNATELY, I am not a Cowgirls fan and have zero desire to see them OR their stadium.

  54. I’m impressed that this guy has that much jack and can spend it on this kind of stadium. Honestly, it looks pretty sweet! I was a little disappointed while listening to the clip though. When it came time to drop some triple word score words on some of the finer points of the stadium, he used “special”. The only other quandry I have is: do people really want to be crammed closer together during playoff games? Just seems more like flying first class next to a fat guy and taking away the armrests. If it’s supposed to be luxurious then leave it that way. Unless it’s all about the benji’s anyway.

  55. Jerry got a bad case of stadium envy when he set foot in Reliant Stadium in Houston in 2002. He finally got his, thanks to Arlington.

  56. “vox,before annointing the house of jones as the taj mahal,get a peek at the new yankee stadium,steinbrenner pushed all his chips into the center of the table.”
    Seats fewer people than the old Yankee stadium, even with standing room. They’re hawking it for bar/bat mitzvahs, weddings and BBQ’s while Cowboys stadium has already secured the Final Four, NBA All Star Game and is virtually guaranteed to play a prominent role in the Super Bowl rotation. You could fit two 1.3 million sqft Yankees stadiums inside the 3 million sqft Cowboys Stadium and still have room for the empire state building (standing or laying on it’s side, your choice). Great for baseball, but Steinbrenner got a lot less for a lot more cash ($1.5 billion) than Cowboys Stadium cost ($1.15 billion).

  57. Vox Veritas says
    “Get real. The Eagirls have never owned anything.”
    …but he’s forgetting about the lastCowboys game of the 2008 season. He might be tuning it out, since he DID witness a rape caught on camera.
    44-6. Ownage.

  58. You could fit two 1.3 million sqft Yankees stadiums inside the 3 million sqft Cowboys Stadium and still have room for the empire state building (standing or laying on it’s side, your choice).
    ————————————–
    All that space and yet your not going?…….At 29 bucks a pop?

  59. “As for the stadium, sure it’s great but 99% of us will never be able to know for sure because it not only costs $340 a ticket”
    Um that’s for club seats. You couldn’t afford club seats in any NFL stadium. The cheapest reserved seats in Cowboys Stadium are $59 and have no PSL attached. You’d know this if you actually had any interest in seeing a game there.

  60. “Can’t wait for that world cup schedule.”
    Maybe you can save yourself from boredom by going to a bon jovi concert.

  61. “Jerry got a bad case of stadium envy when he set foot in Reliant Stadium in Houston in 2002.”
    haha that stadium is barely fit for football, good thing that a C-list team that nobody cares about plays in it. The biggest, most important event to date in that venue was the last Houston Chronicle Jobs Fair.
    “..but he’s forgetting about the lastCowboys game of the 2008 season. He might be tuning it out, since he DID witness a rape caught on camera.”
    THEY WERE PLAYING TO LOSE! Idiot, I still can’t believe that you typed that crap like you believed it. What good is beating the Cowboys when you get your asses whipped TWICE by the freakin Redskins, anyway?

  62. So….Your not going to the opening game in your hometown’s team new stadium……….Seems kinda odd……This game is included in your season ticket package?….Right?

  63. “It does when you are a 74 year old widow living on a VERY limited income, you jerk.”
    It’s not Jerry Jones’ fault that you didn’t plan well for your retirement years. Get a job if you’re not drawing enough cash you old, misinformed jackass.

  64. Two billion dollars? Who cares? What bothers me when i try to read a basic sports post is that Florio can’t write. One example? He splits Cowboys from Stadium with this big old parenthetical phrase. Other examples? Yeah, but i’m tired and want to go to bed. Note to Florio: those wet dreams you have at 4 am about being a writer for SI? Learn how to write first.

  65. “It’s not Jerry Jones’ fault that you didn’t plan well for your retirement years. Get a job if you’re not drawing enough cash you old, misinformed jackass. ”
    I planned for it, YOU “jackass” (because I am a lady, I don’t think I’ve ever called anyone that in my life but am responding in kind) but like many people, thanks to the socialist idiot we have as president, I lost nearly half of my IRA in the stock market the last six months and am having to be more careful of my remaining resources.
    But even if I had money to burn, I would not waste it on a bunch of losers like the Cowboys.

  66. “All that space and yet your not going?…….At 29 bucks a pop?”
    I’m busy tomorrow and can’t be back in time to do my part to make sure that your dumb ass continues to have the right to talk shit on a blog. You’ll understand when you get a job and find an obese waitress that will put up with your stupid, drunken ass and have your little special education welfare babies for you to not pay child support for after she divorces you and takes your pennies. When I do go it will be to sit in the field-level American Airlines Suite free of charge. It’s good to know people.

  67. “So….Your not going to the opening game in your hometown’s team new stadium……….Seems kinda odd……This game is included in your season ticket package?….Right?”
    Season ticket packages are for peons like you to not be able to afford. And Arlington is not my hometown. Neither is Dallas. Stop making assumptions, you’re not smart enough to make an informed one.

  68. “But even if I had money to burn, I would not waste it on a bunch of losers like the Cowboys. ”
    Maybe you should waste it on informing yourself.
    “because I am a lady”
    That’s debatable, though you may be female.

  69. Vox,
    Like every other aspect of your life you have it exactly backwards. While you like proclaiming how great your team is in the PRE-season, there are others of us that like to talk about how great our teams are in the POST-season.
    Of course that’s because our teams reach the post season. We’re not forced into self-imposed exile because of an epic ass-whipping with a trip to the playoffs on the line.
    BTW the self-imposed exile redefined the term pussy. I know anatomically you’d need to look it up but you should recognize the context I’m using it in here. Enjoy the game.

  70. “I’m busy tomorrow and can’t be back in time to do my part to make sure that your dumb ass continues to have the right to talk shit on a blog.”
    ———————————————-
    Hell, just like the end of the regular season……

  71. “Maybe you should waste it on informing yourself.
    “because I am a lady”
    That’s debatable, though you may be female.”
    When you don’t have a valid argument, as you haven’t on this entire thread, you resort to name calling and insults and vulgarity. Guess I should not expect better of a Cowboy fan. Makes me ashamed of being a Texan.

  72. voxie is in rare form today. Where else can you find comedy like this?
    Not hearing from him for weeks on end during football season (about 2 weeks per Dallas loss) is going to suck.

  73. “Like every other aspect of your life you have it exactly backwards. While you like proclaiming how great your team is in the PRE-season”
    I’ve never done that. WEll, not for how they’ve played in a given preseason game or group of preseason games.
    “there are others of us that like to talk about how great our teams are in the POST-season.”
    Did you know that in spite of being around decades longer than the Cowboys, and in spite of the Cowboys not winning a post-season game in over a decade, they still have more post-season wins than the Steelers?
    No salary cap cheating needed, by the way. Unlike the Steelers. Call me all the names you want, fact is the Steelers are cheaters and you can’t even deny it because you know it’s true. You support cheaters.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2000/05/20/sports/plus-football-pittsburgh-steelers-penalized-for-pay-violations.html
    The Pittsburgh Steelers lost their third-round pick in the 2001 draft and were fined $150,000 by the National Football League yesterday for violating salary cap rules with retired offensive tackle Will Wolford.
    The team made an undisclosed commitment to pay Wolford $400,000 that violated the league’s rules governing the size of team payrolls.
    The Steelers must pay Wolford the $400,000 and another $150,000 to the league as a penalty.
    The $400,000 will be counted against the team’s salary cap.

  74. Vox Veritas says:
    “This is a multipurpose facility. It’ll host concerts, regular college games, bowl games, the Final Four, the NBA All-Star Game, the Super Bowl, very likely the World Cup”
    “You could fit two 1.3 million sqft Yankees stadiums inside the 3 million sqft Cowboys Stadium and still have room for the empire state building (standing or laying on it’s side, your choice). Great for baseball, but Steinbrenner got a lot less for a lot more cash ($1.5 billion) than Cowboys Stadium cost ($1.15 billion).”
    _______________________________________________________________
    > And it’ll get plenty of use for many of those events, especially in January, if the Cryboys recent December debacles are to be the primary indicator!
    > Nobody takes any of your stats as gospel you wannabe/never-has-been, all spin/no fact, they’re worth about as much as your sorry soul, tough talkin’ bitch-ass punk, to a widow?
    The best you can say about Heinz Field is to make lame ketchup jokes? That ketchup bottle was the epicenter of your misery last December when Deshea picked your boy Homo off & your boy “cement shoes” Witten couldn’t beat him to the pylon…bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

  75. This just in……the Cryboy’s just set another record tonight, only this time it’s not an NFL record, but a Tex-ass state record, for the most ignorant, blind, misguided ASSHOLES every assembled in the same venue to witness an event…the grand opening of Jerrah’s new digs!!!

  76. “We’re already buying extra Yoo-Hoo for the drive to Big D.”
    I don’t know how they’re going to provide for the media but if you actually go let me know because if I’m going to the same game I can get you into a suite if there’s an extra seat available. You’ll trip, seriously. I’ll give you an exclusive interview as your main source of clicks and buy you a Shirley Temple. You go in there thinking you’re going to see a football stadium but it’s so much more than that. Plus it’s a beautiful structure, the twin-beam design is just crazy, they’re huge. Whatever you’re thinking after seeing the videos of the place, double it. Imagine taking the amenities out of a bunch of five star hotels and sticking them into an NFL stadium. Everything about the stadium is iconic. A fitting venue for the Cowboys.

  77. “Hell, just like the end of the regular season……”
    Yep, the world keeps turning no matter what happens in the NFL. Pull your head out now and then, E.
    “Makes me ashamed of being a Texan.”
    I’m ashamed that you’re a Texan, too. Doubt you were born here anyway. You whine like a yankee. You’re the one that started flinging insults, don’t cry when it gets thrown back in your face. Get yourself a big bowl of STFU with a side of gingko biloba and try to remember what you said in your very first post.
    “He is a scumbag AND a egotistical jerk.”
    You moved here from PA, didn’t you?

  78. “Jus thank about it…. 75,000 Cowboy fans a screamin and a watchin that thar great big tay vay!”
    You can pack a bunch of rednecks into a glass and chrome carport all you want but that does not make them any less Bubba.

  79. Vox cannot go to the game because it is a long drive back to Topeka. But, Vox has “been” to the stadium. and by “been” he means that he watched the virtual tour on the internet from Mom’s basement in Topeka.

  80. Vox, maybe they shouldn’t have hung the tvs were punters would hit them with the ball. THat will be a joke like the Tampa Bay baseball stadium (whatever they are calling it today).
    Speaking of TVs, I cannot believe I have the same TV as Vox.

  81. HAHAHA – the football just hit the scoreboard. Jerry, you are an IDIOT!!! What a joke of a stadium. You spend all of this money and have a joke of a stadium. Oh yeah, I cannot wait too see a punt hit the friggin scoreboard in the superbowl.
    Now you will have to move the scoreboard, you fool.
    SHould be a penalty against the home team for stupidity.

  82. a “DO OVER”… Hahaha. This is so funny.
    Maybe the Cowboys could have got a “do over” after 6-44

  83. Ah they are bouncing punts off that huge scoreboard? What is this a brand new version of Tropicana Field? Instead of pop flies getting caught in a catwalk opposing teams need to worry about bouncing their punts off the scoreboard? PRICELESS!!!

  84. What the f–k is a DO OVER…………..Is this a game of stickball? This is too dam funny

  85. Hey Smush……..If you kick the ball and it hits that abandoned buick on Passyunk Ave………..It’s a DO OVER…….

  86. I don’t know how they’re going to provide for the media but if you actually go let me know because if I’m going to the same game I can get you into a suite if there’s an extra seat available. You’ll trip, seriously. I’ll give you an exclusive interview as your main source of clicks and buy you a Shirley Temple. You go in there thinking you’re going to see a football stadium but it’s so much more than that. Plus it’s a beautiful structure, the twin-beam design is just crazy, they’re huge. Whatever you’re thinking after seeing the videos of the place, double it. Imagine taking the amenities out of a bunch of five star hotels and sticking them into an NFL stadium. Everything about the stadium is iconic. A fitting venue for the Cowboys.
    ————————————————-
    I doubt Florio, an accredited journalist now, will load up the 68 vw van for a trip to your basement to watch Super Bowl XLV, you really do talk to hear yourself think don’t ya….

  87. “You moved here from PA, didn’t you?”
    Nope, as usual you don’t know what you are talking about. Born and raised right here in Texas and never lived anywhere else…nor do I want to.

  88. abandoned buick on Passyunk … hahaha
    So, if Vox is inviting Florio to a box…. Is Vox, Jerry Jones’ alter ego or is Vox trying to sound important? To me, he sounds like a beer guy on the club level…
    Also, Vox said Yankee. Vox talking about the Cowboys rings is the equivilent of me (or Jackal, eskinsux, or any of the dawks) talking about winning the civil war.

  89. 108 comments, and Vox Veritas is responsible for about 25 of them.
    Congratulations, Vox! You’re back in preseason form, but this time instead of ignoring the facts you’re ignoring the people who are (rightfully) calling you out for being a coward pussface for your disappearing act post 44-6.
    Mrmaggo says:
    “BTW the self-imposed exile redefined the term pussy.”
    … And not only do I agree, the next best thing to watching the Eagles dismantle the Cowboys with the playoffs on the line? Not having to hear from you for two weeks.
    I can’t wait to see it happen again this year.

  90. Gotta hand it to you Philly boyz, been toe-to-toe with you guys on the Big Ben & Vick posts, but you guys have me lmmfao on these Cryboys posts vs. Vox.
    Jackal, Smush & Eskin…you dudes seriously need to get some stage time, I’d definitely buy a ticket…still rotmffl over that abandoned Buick on Passyunk Ave.

  91. Taking dumbass Vox to school over and over again about his lame overhyped team is the most common form of enjoyment on PFT, no matter what team you root for.

  92. 1.2 billion dollars and you can’t let your future MVP really uncrank one? Damn, Jerry.. That’s weak.

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