Saturday morning one-liners

Bills LB Paul Posluszny spent a month interning for UBS in Pittsburgh.

Todd McShay of ESPN thinks there’s a good chance Oklahoma State WR Dez Bryant is available when the Dolphins pick in the first round.

Patriots S Brandon Meriweather has spent a lot of time with the film of the team’s loss to the Saints.

The signing of LB Lance Laury makes it all but certain that LB Larry Izzo won’t return to the Jets.

Said Ravens RB Ray Rice, “We’ve got to have our heads on a swivel this year. I think we’ve got the best division in
football – definitely the most physical.”

Bengals LB Dhani Jones is headed to Nepal to take on Mount Everest.

The Browns are expected to have Ohio State S Kurt Coleman in for a private visit.

Signing Larry Foote gives the Steelers a potential replacement for LB James Farrior, who turned 35 in January.

A strong inside runner tops the list of needs for the Texans.

The Colts might look to improve their cornerback depth on draft day.

Paul Kuharsky of doesn’t think the Jaguars will wind up signing CB Adam “Pacman” Jones.

Titans defensive line coach Jim Washburn took in Middle Tennessee State’s Pro Day earlier this week.

Broncos DL Marcus Thomas is focused on losing weight this offseason.

Adam Teicher of the Kansas City Star muses on the future of Chiefs QB Brodie Croyle.

Are the Raiders a potential landing spot for Scot McCloughan?

CB Nathan Vasher continues to be on the radar of the Chargers.

Cowboys QB Tony Romo will appear on the next episode of golfer John Daly’s reality show.

The health of RB Andre Brown will help the Giants decide if they need to add anyone else at the position this offseason.

Said Eagles RB LeSean McCoy of his receiving skills, “I don’t know if I can be as good as Brian [Westbrook] in that category.”

Redskins LB London Fletcher likes the way the team has approached free agency.

The Bears were in attendance when Tennessee State S Anthony Levine ran a 4.43 40 at his Pro Day.

Nebraska DT Ndamukong Suh left his meeting with the Lions feeling good about the prospect of playing for them. continues their exhaustive recap of the team’s season with the top five defensive plays on the road from 2009.  

Mark Craig of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune isn’t sure Tim Tebow can be an NFL quarterback, but thinks the Vikings are interested in him.

In his latest mock draft, D. Orlando Ledbetter of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution has the Falcons taking Missouri LB Sean Weatherspoon.

A quarterback might be a reach for the Panthers in the second round.

Saints WR Robert Meachem got a key to his hometown of Tulsa.

Oregon RB LaGarrette Blount is expected to visit the Buccaneers.

Darren Urban of provides an argument of why signing LB Joey Porter was worth the expense and the risk.

Rams LB David Vorbora signed his exclusive rights tender.

Matt Barrows of the Sacramento Bee believes 49ers coach Mike Singletary will benefit from the shakeup in the front office.

Don Banks of calls the Seahawks trade for QB Charlie Whitehurst the most intriguing move of the NFL offseason thus far.