Jerry Jones compares Dez Bryant to Bill Clinton

Last week, video emerged of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones making unflattering remarks regarding Tim Tebow and Bill Clinton.  In Jones’ defense, he didn’t know he was being recorded, and he possibly was a little lubricated.

On Thursday night, neither potential excuse applied.  Then again, we don’t know what beverages they serve in the war room.

At a press conference after the Cowboys traded up to nab receiver Dez Bryant, whose stock fell due in part to concerns regarding chronic tardiness.

“We had a president that couldn’t get there on time a lot, Bill Clinton,” Jones said, per Tim MacMahon of  “Seriously.  But boy, when he got there, he brought the wood.”

Or, as the case may be, the cigar.

Hey-o!  We’ll be here all night.  Literally.