Albert Haynesworth proves his worthlessness

NFL_haynesworth1_250.jpgWe’ve criticized defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth the man many times since he decided to try to shred the skin off Andre Gurode’s forehead like so much cheddar cheese.  Haynesworth simply is not a good person, in our opinion, and he reminds us of that from time to time.

Most recently, his decision not to report for a mandatory minicamp barely 15 months after the Redskins gave him a contract with $41 million guaranteed and barely two months after they cut him a check for $20 million demonstrates conclusively that, yes, the man is a turd.

This isn’t about trying to get a newer, bigger contract.  Haynesworth got one of the biggest contracts ever given to a defensive player, and now he doesn’t want to earn the money he already has received.

The Redskins can’t claim they didn’t know what they were getting.  After his 2006 incident with Gurode, which resulted in a five-game suspension, Haynesworth tried too damn hard to convince people that he had changed.  Then, he put the pedal to the metal in 2007 and 2008 through a contract year and a franchise-tag season, playing like a madman in the hopes of scoring a huge contract as a free agent.

Now, Haynesworth has decided that he wants to join a new team, after cramming more than $30 million of Daniel Snyder’s money into his pockets.  Hopefully, no one will offer the Redskins so much as a conditional seventh-rounder for the guy.  And anyone who does deserves what they get.

Even more hopefully, the Redskins will hold Haynesworth’s feet to the fire, fining him and suspending him and doing everything within their power to force him to behave.  Though they’ll ultimately be unable to collect many of the millions they’ve given him, they need to make a point to current and future players in the hopes of saving millions more down the road.

For now, the Redskins can fine him roughly $10,000 for skipping the minicamp.  If he stays out when training camp rolls around, the number increases to more than $16,000 per day. 

They also likely will be able to pursue a portion of his signing bonus.  But since he received only $5 million in a traditional signing bonus, what he’d have to repay pales in comparison to what he’s already received.  (We’re in the process of confirming that the signing bonus repayment obligation applies not only to training-camp holdouts but also where the player skips a mandatory minicamp.)

All that said, it’s impossible for us to feel too badly for the Redskins, given that they apparently tampered with Haynesworth before he officially became a free agent — and because anyone with an ounce of common sense knew or should have known that Haynesworth is a sack of headaches waiting to happen.

76 responses to “Albert Haynesworth proves his worthlessness

  1. This guy is a an absolute piece od sh*t… isn’t this the same guy who paralyzed a young kid by speeding (which he was already in trouble for)… and isn’t he the same guy that just knocked up a stripper and now refuses to take care of her or the kid…he just sounds like a sorry excuse of a human being…SCUMBAG !!!

  2. yes, he is a turd and a perfect fit for Shannahan and the DC Native American Haters

  3. Wow, Florio is on fire tonight. And for once, I actually agree with him on both counts: Haynesworth is douchebag, and I don’t feel one ounce of pity for the Redskins.
    The Redskins screwed the pooch here on a couple of levels: first of all in signing his miserable ass, and secondly by not getting out in front of what they knew was going to be a disasterous situation. The minute they hired Shanahan, they should have put Haynesworth on the market before he had a chance to become a distraction. Everyone would have understood- Haynesworth is a bad 3-4 fit and wasn’t interested in playing in a 3-4.
    If they had done this before AH had a chance to let his douche flag fly, they might have actually found someone to take on his contract, even if they had to eat some or most of it.
    Now that AH has reminded all of the other teams what a unreliable POS he is, they are stuck with him.

  4. So does this article fall into the category of “news” or “rumors”?
    It looks like we have a new category “editorial”, and I like it. It needs to be said that Haynesworth is a turd. Plain and simple.

  5. Good. Couldn’t happen to a better midget owner with a Napoleon complex. Bad ownership means years of no playoffs. Just ask another incompetent owner – Peter Angelos.

  6. Haynesworth has a MAJOR gripe, and I am all for him and the rest of the defensive line speaking out. There is absolutely NO reason to change the defensive line formations. They were the lone bright spot on a horrible team last year. Haynesworth, Carter(Andre), and Orakpo really gelled.
    Please don’t come at me with some stat line on how many sacks Haynesworth had. That’s not his job. And the reason Orakpo was in the running for rookie of the year was because of Haynesworth. It’s why Andre Carter played so well. It’s why the Redskins were in a lot of games, only to let that joke of an offense toss the game away.
    Haynesworth can hold out as long as he wants to, because he was one of the few Redskins who actually showed up on Sundays last year.
    If Albert was in Denver, McDaniels would have traded him at the first mention of Haynesworth wanting a trade! Skins know he’s an asset, and he will be there come the regular season.

  7. Why wouldn’t the Redskins be able to file a suit against him? This doesn’t seem legal.

  8. They should take Albert Haynesworth and plug him into the hole spewing oil down in the Gulf

  9. Albert Haynesworth is worth less than the crap that comes out my A$$.
    Not only does he take all of Danny’s money he also doesn’t give any of it the woman he knocked up. I guess he spends it all on Triple Cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds!

  10. I am echoing Rep. Cao’s advice to the BP exec. today when he recommended harakiri with a samurai sword. I’d echo that for Fat Albert accept the sword would simply slip around in all his lard and not do the job. Get back to work, fat ass, and stop your whining!!!

  11. Trade a lame-hipped, overweight Jaamal Brown to the Redskins for his evil ass and coach P will turn him into a Saint in no time…
    Couldn’t resist…
    sorry
    PA

  12. “yes, he is a turd and a perfect fit for Shannahan and the DC Native American Haters”
    Oh goody. The idiot, self-righteous politically correct crowd has shown up again. Shut up, moron.

  13. yeah, i dont feel sorry for the redskins. they should have known what they were getting into after he pulled the stunt with the cleats on the guys face. I seen this coming a mile away. the guy isnt even a man. hes the richest, most worthless piece of shit in the world. i hope the dude dies a terrible death and burns in hell for all of eternity. I would love to see this guy in a bar and try to provoke him into a fight.

  14. OK people, relax. He is a turd. Agreed. I, however, am not a Redskin fan and am of the belief that he will absolutely tear some sh#t up for at least this upcoming year (like the magical “contract year” he had).
    That said, unless the boys in DC are asking for a Brinks truck full of cash to take him off their hands, if I were a GM I would take this guy, tell him the world is against him and watch him wreak havoc on the O lines around the NFL. I’m just sayin’.
    Thank you.

  15. So 99% of us fans knew this is what Haynesworth is all about and would not have spent a dime on the guy, yet Dan Snyder saw fit to give this turd $41 Million GUARANTEED?
    I’m no Redskins fan but what a F’n idiot!

  16. I am guessing Florio really struggles when he looks in the mirror. He must really want to think that he is a good person but he doesn’t for one reason or another. So he takes the basic psychological path of projection and tries to push his own self righteous seemingly moral code onto to people he has never met. I mean, this guy keeps track of every player in the league that gets arrested.
    Albert Haynesworth appears to be a douche but so is Dan Snyder and it’s his money AH is stealing so its kinda funny to everyone but Redskin fans. Redskin fans, I am sorry. I hope one day you guys have an owner that is equally enthusiastic about football but much more knowledgeable in how to run a football franchise.

  17. Albert isn’t showing up for camp because he’s too busy preparing to go to the Pro Bowl…. oh wait, he’s preparing to go for the Cookie Dough Bowl

  18. Coach “I got my job by cheating at USC” should team with Fat Albert for the all turd team…

  19. Dear habibfromnewdehli,
    How much money did Fat Albert deserve for laying down after second down?
    And again after third down?
    How many timeouts had to be called to get his fat, out of shape, ass off the field?
    Do you really think another team wants his lousy me, me, me, attitude?

  20. ” There is absolutely NO reason to change the defensive line formations.”
    @habibfromnewdehli
    Can you really be so clueless ? How long did it take to build the fantasy world you live in ?
    Its called a head coaching change. Each coach has his own system that he runs. Coaches don’t toss systems they’ve spent years building just because one total scumbag of a player doesn’t like it.
    He’s been paid a vast amount of money that gives the team a right to dictate what their system is going to be. Fat Albert doesn’t have a leg to stand on and was terrible from day 1 with the Skins.
    But its their own fault. Snyder is one of the dumbest rich guys I’ve ever seen.

  21. They should take Albert Haynesworth and plug him into the hole spewing oil down in the Gulf.
    That’s a classic!! Great stuff, I love reading the comments!! LMFAO!!

  22. I hope the Redskins do not entertain any trade offers and let him rack up some serious fines. I’d sue for breach of contract, collect any bonus money I could and make his life as miserable as I can.
    If he ever does show up for training camp, I’d force him to run wind sprints until he passes out and then publicly mock him in the media for being out of shape and unprofessional.
    With his trade value at the bottom, might as well send a message and make an example of him.

  23. Funny how Haynesworth wasn’t such a turd when it looked like the Williams sisters might have to miss the first 4 games of the season. Florio couldn’t mention enough what a good fit Haynesworth could be for “his” Vikings. His boyfriend Paul Allen must have told him the Vikings have no interest in Haynesworth, so now he’s free to jump up on his worn-out soapbox and pontificate.
    By the way Skins fans, after having to deal with Haslett as a head coach down here for six years, be prepared for your top 10 defense to plummet to the bottom five or worse every year.

  24. He’ll get traded to the Vikings, and then you’ll be singing his praises
    As a Redskin fan i hope that happens, i am even wanting as low as JUST Everson Griffin. i think the Redskins should just ask for Everson Griffin and that’s it.

  25. Fine. Haynesworth is a turd. That doesn’t absolve the Redskins of the decision they made to sign him, knowing full well that he was a turd.
    It’s not different than some chick on Maury bitching about some guy denying her baby and not supporting it when she knew before getting knocked up that he had 8 other kids he didn’t support.
    The Redskins are the white trash teenage girls of the NFL. Plain and simple.

  26. Habib, you’re an idiot. He barely showed! He only played in 12 games and spent the majority of those lying on the ground. And talking about how well orakpo and Carter played because of haynesworth would really help prove your point, except haynesworth’s main gripe is that he didn’t rush the passer enough last year. He doesn’t want to take the double team. As a redskins fan I say let his fat ass rot.

  27. Haynesworth is a genius. He’s got $41 million reasons not to work again.
    A smart guy playing the system. Snyder paid him the money.

  28. The best part of AH ran down the cheeks of his mothers ass and ended up as a brown stain on the sheet when she stood up !!!

  29. Just a thought…. maybe you should honor the contract you signed play the game that “you” love and stop crapping on everyone who puts faith in you. Jesus H Christ You are a BITCH! BOTTOM LINE………..ALBERT HAYNESWORTH IS A BITCH……PERIOD

  30. With this situation and the DeMarcus Russell fiasco out in Oakland you have to wonder if over the next few years we will see a reduction in guaranteed money. These are 2 great examples of owners not wanting to get screwed in the future. Could change the whole salary structure.

  31. of all the bungholes in the nfl, this is the guy you decide to tee off against? sure he is a prick, but there are many more guys who have done FAR worse than he has, and you just flat out call him names like a childish coward.

  32. The Raiders are too good for him. The Redskins should wait four weeks into the season and trade him to the most hopeless franchise out there for a bag of magic beans.

  33. All those against this guy are lame. He made it more then clear prior to any trade that he would not go to a 3-4 team. Washington knew that bringing him in and they made the switch.
    We saw what happened to Sapp when they tried to play him in the 3-4. The two positions are like day and night. It is like asking an Indy driver to start driving a truck.
    He wants out and will not play in the 3-4 end of story. So all those including Florio that have their feelings hurt by it to bad. It is his life and if he does not want to change positions at this stage of his life so be it.
    What is that old saying, #$%^ or get off the pot? Trade the guy already and move on because Washington will not win this one. He will not play for Washington period.
    And to all those that call him a Bitch, he is one rich Bitch, Bitch. The dude is also a beast in the 4-3. You do not pull a trailer with a Fine Sports Car. You want to pull a trailer buy a TRUCK.

  34. “Thefiasco says:
    June 15, 2010 10:58 PM
    Habib, you’re an idiot. He barely showed! He only played in 12 games and spent the majority of those lying on the ground. ”
    Actually Haynesworth played about 70% of defensive snaps, the second most of any defensive linemen. Not bad considering he is a 350lbs tackle.
    Yes, he did seem to spend a lot of time on the ground. Yes, he was out of condition. However, I expect if everyone started paying attention to every snap played by any other DT they would tend to be out of breath, on the ground and on the sidelines a similar amount of the time.
    Did he have the impact Danny paid for, no. Did he contribute to Carter’s and Orakpo’s success, most definitely. He certainly wasn’t solely responsible. Much of that could be attributed to having two decent pass rushers, rather than just one.
    Haynesworth was deceived by the Redskins. Not about the 3-4. Blache said he would change his ultra-conservative gap control scheme to make use of Albert. Blache didn’t. He never did. The previous year he plugged Jason Taylor, who had been playing linebacker and spent his summer dancing, into exactly same LE role vacated by Phillip Daniels, at least 50lbs heavier and who spends every summer competing in power lifting competitions.
    I’d be annoyed if I was Haynesworth. I’d want to be traded to another team. That said, he is going about it entirely the wrong way. If he wanted out he would have done far better working quietly behind the scenes in a manner that made it easier for Redskins to trade him and didn’t destroy his future market value.
    Of course the real problem here is that he is a complete arsehole. Before he arrived rookie hazing hadn’t been an issue. Haynesworth turned it into a big deal. He is an immature jerk who cannot control his emotions. Whilst I have that misfortune in common, I’ll be glad when he is no longer a Redskins. Trade him, cut him, bury him on the inactive list, just don’t let him represent the Redskins again.

  35. Haynesworth redid his contract over the summer, changing his $21mil option into a signing bonus that counts completely against this uncapped year only. And because of this, they can actually try and recoup all of that $21mil if haynesworth continues this.

  36. again i have to defer to the welcoming press confrence when he signed and when he stated he would do whatever the org asked him to do to make the team better,now afterhe has cashed in over 30million he what,doesnt remember that promise,or he is just a liar and a thief

  37. Mr. Frankenstein may I introduce you to the monster you have created…….
    “It’s alive!”

  38. Forewarned is forearmed.
    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
    Can’t buy championships.
    The turd here is Daniel Snyder. How many rings since you been on the scene, shorty?

  39. Hmmm, seems like Haynesworth is a combination of Marcus Allen and JaMarcus Russell; in that Marcus Allen held-out while being the highest paid RB in the league, if not the highest paid player in the NFL at that time, but he still held-out because he wanted more money. Haynesworth is also much like JaMarcus Russell, in that once he got his big-money contract, he stopped putting forth any effort.
    This is quick becoming a trend in the NFL, and I’m pretty sure the owner’s have taken notice, which will ultimately hurt future players financially as the owners devise a way to protect their investments; as well they should!

  40. I was against getting Fat Albert from the start. I thought it was a classic Snyder move. This is the perfect move by Fat Albert to stick it to Snyder. Maybe this will teach Snyder that he can’t buy a championship team, as if 10 years of trying hasn’t taught him that already.

  41. I say make him sit if he does show up. Why waste time training a guy that’s not all in.

  42. onesweetworld says: June 15, 2010 10:21 PM They should take Albert Haynesworth and plug him into the hole spewing oil down in the Gulf
    Beautiful!!!

  43. Dallas or cincinatti for sure. They love to make teams filled with scumbags.

  44. The biggest fault belongs on the Redskins,
    but AH should not at all be doing what he is doing.
    The Redskins have been my family´s team since I can remember, but what are they doing???
    You never pay a man doing hard labor before he does it, and apperently football is hard work, MR. Snyder. So go make wise decesions, and learn what it means to be able to be around something as great as the NFL…SHOW RESPECT!

  45. I love the Karma here. Last offseason it was reported all over the internet that Haynesworth had agreed to terms with the Redskins TWO WEEKS before it was even legal to begin talking to free agents. I believe the word for that is tampering?
    Then sure enough, before most of us were even awake on the first day of free agency he had a fresh new contract with the Skins. Cheaters never prosper. Ok, often they do, but it’s so sweet when they don’t!
    They deserve each other.

  46. Occam says:
    June 15, 2010 11:07 PM
    Mr. Snyder…….there’s a Mr. Al Davis on the phone for you…….
    _______________________
    Don’t say that! The last thing a recovering addict like Al needs is to hang around a bad influence like Snyder!

  47. Hooby says:
    June 16, 2010 12:48 AM
    hes like jamarcus russell but with way better tits
    _________________
    Great observation – but the one other difference is that Jamarcus is no longer getting paid to wreck a franchise!

  48. Yes Florio, he is a turd. The only thing I’ll say in his defense is that switching him to a 3-4 is going to make his play worthless. Why the Redskins paid him a gajillion $’s to be a “play the gap” 3-4 lineman is as dumb as what the Browns have done with Shaun Rogers. Haynesworth is a dominator in a 4-3, as is Rogers.
    Haynesworth sucks, but the Redskins suck even more for 1. signing him, and 2. making him a 3-4 lineman

  49. I hope the Redskins do not entertain any trade offers and let him rack up some serious fines. I’d sue for breach of contract, collect any bonus money I could and make his life as miserable as I can. If he ever does show up for training camp, I’d force him to run wind sprints until he passes out and then publicly mock him in the media for being out of shape and unprofessional. With his trade value at the bottom, might as well send a message and make an example of him.
    —————-
    Love the editorials.
    Keep em coming Florio.

  50. Albert is a waste of space. Anyone that would intentionally step on the head of a defenseless player is a worthless POS. It is a shame that the Redskins (and the entire league for that matter) put up with these kinds of antics. The man is set for life and SIGNED A CONTRACT to play. Get your ass off your couch, stop whining, and handle yourself like a professional. These types of players make me sick.

  51. shit i’ll take him over my Texans starting tackles… its not like he gots a bunch of money left on his contract. bring him in for a steal and bet he is productive this year in our system and with 2 prowbowl lbs and and all pro DE around him.

  52. what is cowardly about calling a bitch a bitch? Anyone else that tried that in the real world would just be fired. plain and simple. Anyway like AH needs anyone to stick up for him. If im a coward for calling him name what does that make you for sticking up for the non commital POS?

  53. Joe says:
    June 16, 2010 11:39 AM
    shit i’ll take him over my Texans starting tackles… its not like he gots a bunch of money left on his contract. bring him in for a steal and bet he is productive this year in our system and with 2 prowbowl lbs and and all pro DE around him.
    –Joe, you mean the one of the linebackers who was caught using stuff that steroid users take when coming off a cycle?

  54. onesweetworld says:
    June 15, 2010 10:21 PM
    They should take Albert Haynesworth and plug him into the hole spewing oil down in the Gulf
    Now that is a fantastic idea! I’m not a skins fan, but if I was, I would suggest a trade to BP for cash, to recoup the loss. Then throw in Jason Cambell for a bonus. Oops Grampa Al already jumped on that. Nvm.

  55. Being a Redskins fan entitles me to say Albert Haynesworth needs to just give back the bonus money and then die a horrible death.

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