Friday morning one-liners

Bills LB Aaron Schobel remains undecided about his playing future, so he’ll begin training camp on the reserve/did not report list.
The Palm Beach Post updates the Dolphins’ depth chart heading into camp.
The Boston Globe provides a video overview of day one at Patriots training camp.
Jets WR Jerricho Cotchery wants to be a stand-up comic.
The Ravens begin full-padded contact practices on Friday.
With the signing of WR Terrell Owens, the Bengals are leading the league in reality television shows.
The Cleveland Plain Dealer previews Browns training camp in a video.
It’s unclear whether the Steelers plan to use new OT Flozell Adams at right or left tackle.
Texans offensive coordinator Rick Dennison is expected to be the team’s primary play-caller this season.
The Colts have claimed OT Chris Marinelli off waivers from the Broncos.
Jaguars RB Maurice Jones-Drew was the second overall pick in this recent fantasy football draft.
The Titans have waived undrafted WR Mico McSwain.
Broncos rookie WR Eric Decker was cleared to practice at the start of camp after missing all spring workouts with a fractured foot. breaks down the team’s running back depth chart.
Jason Cole of Yahoo! Sports, on site in Napa, provides a glimpse at Raiders camp.
Chargers G.M. A.J. Smith’s nickname for TE Antonio Gates is “Gatesy.”
The Cowboys hope to get rookie WR Dez Bryant “as many touches as possible” in his first season, and may even try him on kickoff returns.
Giants DE Osi Umenyiora could be fighting his injured hip all season.
Redskins fans were hoping to see DT Albert Haynesworth pass a swim test at the start of training camp Thursday.
The Eagles do a good job of developing young talent.
Bears C Olin Kreutz (Achilles’) says he’ll be “good to go” when the team opens training camp two-a-days on Friday.
A “dramatic leap” may be in store for Lions second-year QB Matthew Stafford.

Packers rookie RB James Starks “could end up being a good hit” in Green Bay, predicts one unnamed AFC personnel director.

The Vikings are holding a four-way competition for their No. 3 tailback job.
Football Outsiders predict that the Falcons will win the NFC South in 2010.
Panthers QB Matt Moore says there’s “nothing to worry about” with regard to WR Steve Smith’s training camp absence due to a fractured left arm.
Saints G.M. Mickey Loomis says that intensity will be the key to this year’s training camp.
The Bucs will limit TE Kellen Winslow’s training camp reps as he recuperates from offseason knee surgery.
Does 49ers QB Alex Smith have a better chance at success than Cardinals QB Matt Leinart?
The Seahawks have waived DE Robert Henderson and LB Anthony Heygood.
Rams coach Steve Spagnuolo acknowledged that backup G/C Mark Setterstrom is likely headed for injured reserve due to a torn left triceps muscle.