Police report details allegation against Albert Haynesworth

We noted this afternoon that Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth has been accused of sexual assault. Now there are more details about the allegation, which stem from a waitress saying Haynesworth caressed her breast without her consent.

According to a police report obtained by NBC Washington, a waitress at the W Hotel in Washington said she was clearing glasses from a table where Haynesworth was sitting when Haynesworth attempted to pay with his credit card. Because the waitress said her hands were full, Haynesworth asked if he could put the card in the pocket of her blouse.

According to the report, the waitress nodded that Haynesworth could put the card in her pocket, and when he did, he started to caress her breast.

Haynesworth is not named in the report, but NBC Washington confirmed that he is the person referred to as “Subject 1” in the report.

The waitress says the incident happened at about 1:30 a.m. Sunday. She filed the police report at 5:15 a.m., about four hours later.

69 responses to “Police report details allegation against Albert Haynesworth

  1. doesn’t look good….but i don’t think this one’s real. Everyone’s looking for a little piece of Big Al right now.

  2. It seems as if Big Al can’t help but assault his fellow citizens. As such, I recommend they dress as quarterbacks since he normally never gets near any of them.

  3. He shouldn’t have done it and he should be punished but come on, sexual assault?

    That charge should be reserved for actual assault, not something at this low level.

    That’s not to excuse him for his actions (if guilty) but that’s not assault.

  4. Huh, what time did she get off work and what did she do between that time and 5:15am? I wonder who may have told her to “report” this. NOT saying it didn’t happen. I think he’s a disgrace to any hard working American, but this doesn’t sound too concrete.

  5. actually it sounds like al was looking for a little piece of something, uh huh, uh huh

  6. Questioned about the 4 hour time lapse between the alleged incident and her complaint, the waitress said that since the silicone treatments her breasts aren’t as sensitive as they once were.

  7. Doesn’t this dumbass know you have to walk around the joint with your junk hanging out before you commence to harrassin’? Should be jailed for breaching protocol if nothing else……sheesh.

  8. Without witnesses or a video of the incident (I assume a hotel like the W would have camaras somewhere which caught a glimpse of it) this will go nowhere.

    Without that, all she has is her word… and that won’t hold up in court.

  9. another person trying to win the lottery and not have to buy a ticket. she saw $$$$$ signs when she waited on albert.

  10. Looks like there was just enough time for the event to happen, for her to share the story with a friend, that friend convince her to go for the money, and finally file the police report.

  11. I wonder if this is part of a Haynesworth “Master Plan”. Get as much bad publicity as possible (Road rage and sexual assault is a good start) so that no team wants to gamble on picking him up, driving the Redskins to just give up and cut him. Big Al walks away with more millions in guaranteed bucks than any sane man can spend in a lifetime. Okay, I know sane is relative, especially when it comes to Albert.

  12. I don’t see how you could convince a group that this actually happened, even if he is a turd. Is there any reference to evidence other than her word against his?

  13. Dear Eagles Management,

    I know there are many people who think he will be a great addition to the defensive line, but please do not sign Albert Hands-Worth to our team. He is not worth the trouble.

    Thank You,

    A Concerned Fan

  14. beastofeden says: Feb 14, 2011 6:07 PM

    Since when is “caressing her breast” sexual assault?

    There’s gonna be a lot of 7th, 8th, 9th grade boys heading upstate if thats the case.
    It’s crazy now, everything is considered “sexual assault”.

    God knows how many breasts I ….”caressed” back in the day or how many butts I pinched.

    It was cool back then. Now, it’s “sexual assault”.

  15. Is there a bigger POS in the league? Granted, these are allegations but when you combine these with the attitude and behavior he has shown in the past…this turd needs to be flushed from the NFL altogether

  16. o restaurants for 54 years now. Never have I encountered a waitress with her hands full and asked her is it OK if I put this card in your shirt pocket. Something smells fishy here & fish markets aren’t supposed to smell fishy. Either Albert is as dumb as he appears to be or someone is looking for some money. Wasn’t there so I can’t be the judge.

  17. Any of you morons consider she may have had to finish her shift before filing a report? Maybe her employer wouldn’t let her take the time, maybe she’s a single mom who can’t afford to miss four hours of pay?

    And yeah, if it’s YOUR wife that this dirtball is “caressing”, maybe you want to change your tune?

  18. Cue the totally worthless and off-topic comment by BOYSROLL concerning the Redskins in 3, 2, 1, ……..

    Oh yeah, lets not forget the tagline “Hail Suckas”

  19. Goddamn I am so glad I’m not a woman. Get assaulted, then get called a liar when no one knows anything about the situation. Happens EVERY time.

    And guys….maybe the 4 hour lapse was because she was….umm….WORKING? How about we assume she got off work at 5:00 and went straight to the police station. Is 15 minutes a believable amount of time, or is it a little too quick like she couldn’t wait to get there and cash her check?

  20. beastofeden says:
    Feb 14, 2011 6:07 PM
    Since when is “caressing her breast” sexual assault?

    There’s gonna be a lot of 7th, 8th, 9th grade boys heading upstate if thats the case.


    Sexual assault is defined as unwanted sexual contact that stops short of rape or attempted rape. This includes sexual touching and fondling.

    Unwanted is the key word.

  21. joetoronto says: Feb 14, 2011 7:05 PM
    It’s crazy now, everything is considered “sexual assault”.

    God knows how many breasts I ….”caressed” back in the day or how many butts I pinched.

    It was cool back then. Now, it’s “sexual assault”.


    I know, right? It’s funny how things that aren’t a big deal when you’re a kid are when you’re an adult. Remember when “larceny” was a relatively harmless thing known as “shoplifting”? And peeing your pants was an “accident” and not a “sign that you’re drinking too much”?

    And on a slightly related subject…..why does everyone get mad when I masturbate at the zoo? The monkeys can do it. Why can’t I?

  22. i dont buy this, for one thing, if this is true she should have immediately reported this to her supervisor, at that point the supervisor would have to call the police and the incident would be reported then and there.
    All companies have this policy to avoid bad PR, even waffle house. But especially hotels.

    I’m not gonna call this woman a liar, yet.

  23. Wait a minute, last week some man accused him of assulting him during a so called road rage. Yet there was no mentioning of what he did to the man.

    Now some woman is accusing him of carressing her breast when she was the one who told him it was okay to put the card in her breast pocket.

    And to think that the police in GA couldn’t even bother to go after Ben when he was accused of rape but their bothers in DC area don’t have a problem bringing charges against Haynesworth because a waitress accused him of keeping his hand a bit to long at her boob after she told him he can go near her boobs…LMAO.,Only in America

  24. Big Ben wants to do a shout out to Fat Albert for removing the white hot spot light. Granted, foreplay consisting of walking around with your junk hanging out is worse than touching a breast but hey, Albert’s transgression is the more recent event so Ben is thankful for that.

  25. Albert told the judge it was all those years of being told to “cover the loose football!”.

    “There was an uncanny relemblance your Honor, right down to the stitches from the implant procedure.”.

  26. Maybe if he was actually a cool guy and was never painted in such a negative light, probably could pulled a phone number instead of a docket number.

  27. This is the kind of thing you get punched in the face for … or in the case of a 380 lbs NFL DT, a baseball bat or two to the ribs … not something you file charges over.

  28. beastofeden says: Since when is “caressing her breast” sexual assault? There’s gonna be a lot of 7th, 8th, 9th grade boys heading upstate if thats the case.

    joetoronto says: It’s crazy now, everything is considered “sexual assault”. God knows how many breasts I ….”caressed” back in the day or how many butts I pinched. It was cool back then. Now, it’s “sexual assault”.

    My cousin is in high school. On the schoool bus, a girl “dared” his friend to touch her breast. He did. She reported it and he got suspended from school for 10 days.

    The point is you may have gotten away with stuff like this in the past, but not any more.

  29. This Haynesworth is the biggest moron to ever enter the NFL. He has a history that is now longer than the toilet paper roll. He is a complete disgrace to fans, teammates, society. The only place he should be playing in is the mental hospital for life. Get him off the streets, out of our faces and far away from media. For anyone who doesn’t think he did this after looking at his history can only mean one thing: YOU ARE DUMBER THAN HE IS. Send this idiot packing and put him in an orange jumpsuit. See ya!


    Mike Tyson

  30. Commisioner Goodell has already assured everyone that there will be no suspensions because of this, even if charges are filed.

  31. im with threegriffons on this one, if she was truly assaulted she would have reported it right away, im sure your manager/boss would have no problem with you making a phone call to the police to report being assaulted.

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