The Phil Simms NFL Workout resurfaces


As the second full Sunday of the NFL offseason unfolds, the league and the NFLPA are meeting discreetly in D.C., with the only news coming for Albert Breer’s photos of the food that’s being taken into the facility.

So to provide some entertainment on what could be a slow afternoon, we give you the Phil Simms NFL Workout, which appeared last April on YouTube.  It’s sort of The Super Bowl Shuffle meets Physical.

Other players appearing in the video include Tony Dorsett, Rulon Jones, Gary Anderson, Eric Dickerson, and Todd Christensen.  Also, it sounds like the late Dick Schaap voiced the introduction.

We’re not sure whether it’s as embarrassing as Simms’ decision to confront ESPN’s Desmond Howard in Dallas.  If it isn’t, it’s close.

The good news?  Current players can use it as a way to keep in shape during the coming lockout.

UPDATE:  Some of you think that Christensen drops an “F” bomb at the 3:29 mark.  He arguably says “funky.”

24 responses to “The Phil Simms NFL Workout resurfaces

  1. This will teach Phil to mess around and badmouth Desmond Howard. Desmond probably had this vid kicking around his basement and uncovered it when looking for his foot fetish vhs tapes from his UMichigan days. Desmond was going to send the vids to Rex in exchange for a job in the NYJETS towel folding facility.

  2. “O.K., everyone now, big smiles! Put your hands above the head and hang ten, hands above the head and show me ten. Hands above the head and STRREEETTCH those fingers out. Awesome!”.

  3. Man, I tried my best to get through the whole thing…I really did. Eventually, the deuche chills got to me.

  4. @3:29, Christensen said “Phil, You funky guy, you”

    However, it sounds like “Phil, you f***ed a guy, you”

  5. Kids – this is what happens when coke and booze are way too cheap, way too easy to get, and are used in extreme excess. I know “just say no” sounds weak, it is. But this is what happened to an entire decade when the nation said “sure, I’ll snort that stuff up my nose. what could it hurt?”. We’re sorry for what few moments we actually remember.

  6. the pre and post party must have been spectacular… The excess of the 80’s , fantastic!!!


  8. Don’t. you. just. hate. when. people. type. like. this.

    It’s just so lame. Did you own the VHS or Betamax version of that tape?

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